I think the "Shield of the Americas" tried to sell me a home warranty policy last week. thehill.com/policy/inter...

Announcing Tuxedo Cat 2.0. Now available in both Fur and Brick versions.

some posts age well, while others ...

I think the Board of Peace might have to rethink its name

What should an atheist do if stuck behind a car sitting at a green light that had a "Honk if you love Jesus!" bumper sticker on it?

A "friend" just pointed out to me that the time between when I started college and today is approx. the same as the time between when I started college and the end of World War II. I’m not sure whether to feel old … or historically significant.

Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.” Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.” I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉

Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.” Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.” I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉

Friendship is weird. You pick a human you've met and you're like, "Yup I like this one," and you just do stuff with them.

Always give 100% (unless you are giving blood, 100% would be too much)

“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbour – who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.” — Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor.

Marcus Freeman is the only head coach to have a winning record against Curt Cignetti at Indiana.

No matter how crazy life becomes, you need to take time out to enjoy the journey. #HappyNewYear

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"

Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!

It looks like he caught it to me. #GoBills

Take time out to enjoy the journey ...

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How things started ... how it's going ...

Just a lonely Bills home in the middle of Steeler country ... getting ready for the game ... #GoBills #BillsMafia

Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!

Three days into Jan and he's already lost the Peace Prize for '26.

Maturing in marriage is understanding that when we say we would do anything for our wife, we really mean fight bad guys and slay dragons ... not vacuum, wash dishes or watch trashy reality shows together.

It's funny how writing a check to charity earns applause, but building a world where charity isn’t needed gets you labeled a dangerous socialist.

Some people are very angry that they're being judged by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin.

I really love the Amish holiday lights this time of year.

ugh .. I hate it when I see an old person on FB and realize I went to school with them.

No matter how crazy life becomes, you need to take time out to enjoy the journey. #HappyNewYear

There is no red in this picture. Your brain is filling the Red colour. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white. Zoom in and you'll see.

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

This seems to be a fairly accurate representation.

Today the Earth begins to tilt back from its most extreme position. How many of us on here should do the same? #wintersolstice

The best explanation of parallel lines ever.

For those who don't know, the President on Jan 6, 2020 - and the one who controlled the FBI - was Donald J. Trump.

Introducing the hypocrisy of Franklin Graham ...

Somewhere ... JD Vance is very jealous

It's that time of year again where commercials remind me that I will probably never get a car with a bow on it.

I just realized that French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.

Trump just said: "Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law"

Introducing the hypocrisy of Franklin Graham ...

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

For those who don't know, the President on Jan 6, 2020 - and the one who controlled the FBI - was Donald J. Trump.

The best explanation of parallel lines ever.

I'm this old. Are you?

My MAGA neighbor hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick" ... especially since his name is Steve.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.

If you're down on yourself for being lazy, keep in mind that the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very climbable mountain and apparently no one ever went up there to check.

The new 55+ lego sets are out!