Some people are very angry that they're being judged by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin.

My MAGA neighbor hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick" ... especially since his name is Steve.

There is no red in this picture. Your brain is filling the Red colour. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white. Zoom in and you'll see.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.

If you're down on yourself for being lazy, keep in mind that the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very climbable mountain and apparently no one ever went up there to check.

Take time out to enjoy the journey ...

The new 55+ lego sets are out!

BREAKING: Tylenol researchers have just discovered a causal link between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health, wait until you see what guns do.

I was today years old when I realized that the word "GULLIBLE" in all caps, but upside down, looks like a cowboy chasing a horse.

J.D. Vance puts his cast iron skillet in the dishwasher

Someone just DM’d me … “ vote spelled backwards is illegal immigrant” … I have no idea what to do with that

Some people are very angry that they're being judged by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin.

Kennedy - "You don't see many polio cases these days, so why do we have polio vaccines?"

I always suspected ...

I'm this old. Are you?

My MAGA neighbor hates it when I shorten his name to "Dick" ... especially since his name is Steve.

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. Today they announced they will be making their second batch later this week

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.

If you're down on yourself for being lazy, keep in mind that the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very climbable mountain and apparently no one ever went up there to check.

If you spot this cool cat today, wish her a Happy 12th Birthday! 🎉 Lila, may your day be filled with catnip, cozy naps, and plenty of fuzzy toys. Here’s to many more years of whisker-filled adventures!

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

I remember a time when “a new hip joint” meant some place I wanted to go on Friday night.

I'm on a quest to stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.

So let me get this straight: Florida bans abortion, but scraps vaccine mandates because ‘people should control their own bodies.’ ?????

I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth ... then I ask myself the same question.

Not to brag but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was awesome!!!

somewhere this morning, Susan Collins is concerned

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"

A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

Next time you're mad at someone tell them they're not in the band anymore, they'll say "I'm not in a band," and then you'll say "damn straight!". Works every time.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.

Sad day for Cracker Barrel. Losing one order of biscuits and gravy a year is really going to sting. Bathrooms should smell a little fresher, though.

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Post like these result when someone doesn’t take physics in high school

Imagine a world where people are scared of diversity more than dictatorships

... well, no one seems to be talking about a 3rd Trump term anymore

The new 55+ lego sets are out!

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur

I'm on a quest to stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.

Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Is it weird that I stop to pick change up from the ground but I never hesitate to vacuum it up?

I remember a time when “a new hip joint” meant some place I wanted to go on Friday night.

An older husband knows to never put away the laundry before the wife gets home otherwise you don’t get credit for doing it.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.