Alasdair Thornton
@alasdair-thornton.bsky.social
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Comedy writer. Sports fan. Chinese buffet enthusiast.
Some days, you just do not have it.
about 1 month ago
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So we all agree that Kim Davis was rejected by a gay guy at some point, right?
3 months ago
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My favorite part of this new Handmaids Tale season was the 20 min I took to read the Wikipedia so I could remember what was going on in the show.
7 months ago
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Succession, but toilets. Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
7 months ago
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Petition to rename MAGA Cirque Dumb Soleil the way they are contorting themselves to explain Trump backing down on his tarrifs.
7 months ago
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Victoria Ying
7 months ago
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How fucking angry do you think trump is that this Signal thing is owning the news cycle instead of “his” limited ceasefire?
7 months ago
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If we’re just gonna regurgitate IP can we at least get a new Celebrity Death Match?
8 months ago
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Ok Adrian Brody that’s enough
8 months ago
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Conan’s opening is A+.
8 months ago
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They should make Moo-Sky…for cows. Please someone staff me.
8 months ago
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cait (and adonis)
9 months ago
there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
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If we get mudslides because of the rain we desperately needed then idk anymore.
9 months ago
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BUCKEYES!!!!!
9 months ago
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Fitting that Melania is dressed like Carmen San Diego going to a funeral, because no one will know where she is these next four years.
9 months ago
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My first DC this year was out of a plastic bottle and there’s is noticeable difference in taste.
10 months ago
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I propose for 2025, society stops acting like sloppy joes are acceptable food.
10 months ago
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I am loving the MAGA infighting Elon and Vivek have brought on themselves.
10 months ago
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My mom accused my sister of being a satanist for saying Nosferatu was well shot. How was your Christmas?
10 months ago
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@drewfromtv.bsky.social
You fed us, let us feed you!
@jeanedevivre.bsky.social
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11 months ago
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I love it when the only way to watch an old movie is to rent it from Amazon or Apple and I have a moral dilemma as to which I need to financially support with my three dollars and ninety nine cents.
11 months ago
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Congrats to all the TAG writers out there!
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Not biased at all but my fiancée is like, really good.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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