IM BACK

girled cheese

tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set

is romaine lettuce healthy reddit

my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny

when the cheese has those little crunchy bits 😩

kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time

*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times* does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔

she is one corn dog long

No Angel

the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across

does nosferatu eat pussy

“the macros on a big mac are actually quite good” i repeatedly mutter to myself, alone in my car

good work agent 47

to all my new followers, it’s nice to skeet you

skeetsgiving

related: did anyone ever play gunbound as a kid?

the first time i had baja blast

if you ask me what i call tweets on this website i guess you could say i’m team skeet

imagine being so old you lose the ability to skeet

the doctor said i have the sexist colon he's ever seen? lol i guess my colon was like really clean and sexy or something

i’m pretty sure i dreamed about league of legends while i was under 💀

i lived bitch

is there a skeeter pack for washed magic "pros" with a juicy ass that someone can add me to?

is there a skeeter pack for washed magic “pros” over 30 that someone can add me to

i’m rdy for my colonoscopy

in the car just now kate: “this season of drag race uk has some real bangers” me: “yeah and mash”

i could go on and on

got a sad lamp bye bye depression

(bene gesserit voice) SKEET. SKEET NOW. SHOOT YOUR SKEET

more like poo sky shoot skeet

does mono white just beat everything?

the urge to shave my head continues to grow…

i had a dream last night that i figured out the secret to twerking and immediately tried to do it when i woke up and uhhh it did not work

discretely skeeting at work

remember when pioneer absolutely ruled and then they took it out back and shot it for no reason?

more like poo sky lmao

you didn’t lose all your followers when you switched to bsky, you just prestiged

me, after every single hang out with my friends: “sorry for being weird lol!”

magic as rimchard garnfield nintendo'd it

so do i really have to call it a skeet

We heard that lots of players have been enjoying the Pokémon trading card game in convenient pocket form recently, and since we’re always on top of the latest trends, we thought we’d join the fun.

fnicken fningers