This season is ending like a particularly bad wet fart

Oof

It’s this kind of thing that makes me believe in karma

Don’t get it. Dissa Neil?

Into these gobshites today Blues

It’s a bit embarrassing these tinpot teams like Port Vale and Liverpool making it through to the quarter finals then getting their arses handed to them by big clubs.

On BBC news before about Scott Mills, a list of questions for the BBC to answer then saying “so far the BBC has refused to comment”. It’s fucking madness, “I have a list of questions for me to answer but so far I have refused to answer them”

I hope Notts Forest win

Champions League, we’re having a laugh?

Never felt more like singing the blues 🎶🎶🎶

Reform UK really do inspire community action in the most unexpected ways.

Did one of those ancestry DNA tests and it turns out I’m 3% Irish. “Der’s more to oyland dan dis” Happy St Patrick’s Day!

What a cunt Blair is

Imagine if we could just fucking win at home

That was dogshit.

Everyone bar the top 3 is struggling with home form this season. The way the game is played now seems to favour the away side.

Moyes doesn’t want European football. That can be the only explanation

Everton Women are in serious danger of relegation

1. This short thread is about the issue that dominates almost every aspect of politics, and causes or exacerbates most of our problems: the extreme wealth of a small number of people. Here’s the amazing thing: almost the entire political class aligns with the ultra-rich against the rest. 🧵1/10

😕 Hey @alwilks.bsky.social! There's a dash of salt in your recent comments. Your sentiment score is -0.06 (slightly negative). Try acknowledging the positives before getting into concerns.

Imagine being a Palace fan today. I don’t think they’ll ever live it down. They’ll never have any bragging rights again

Everton’s performance today will be rewarded with a warm weather training camp. Which is nice for them

Have we signed a right back yet?

It's the second time that Hwang Hee Chan escapes a textbook red card for planting his studs on someone's leg, first in #ARSWOL and yesterday in #EVEWOL. Not going to bother you with the Law as this is abundantly clear, but how can VAR justify it? In the ARS game VAR was Brooks, yesterday Kavanagh.

Just back from the game. We desperately need a right back. I’ve seen some shite refs over the years but he was the fucking worst.

West Ham are certain to go down. Reckon we should get a bid in for Bowen

Fuckin hell, we need some fuckin signings this January.

Thought you were a bit unlucky @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social in the darts

Now sign a right back

It’s that time of year where I’m disappointed by the people accepting New Year’s honours. I would happily tell the royal family to fuck off

Will Van de Ven get the same treatment Pickford received?

Good job City are extending the capacity of their stadium

I see it’s Virgil’s younger brother’s 100th birthday today. Best wishes to Dick

Wolves are utter turd. They’re not getting anything here

Sunderland will be missing half their team due to AFCON. Quite a few all premier league ties so it’s a good year to get through that round

Fuck off Leeds

This should be the end of this fucking stupid ‘Bazball’ experiment

Embarrassing. All too fucking casual. These players think they’re Billy big bollocks just cos they beat a shite Man U side

Van Dyke and the kopite’s defence

Got a bit carried away didn’t you @percytoplis.bsky.social? Your Portuguese Phil Neville shown up again tonight

Fuckin hell, get in!!

Southgate to the kopites?

That ashes game reminds me of when we were 3-0 down to Man U by half time at Goodison. We got it back to 3-3 then Van Nistelrooy netted a winner for them in the last minute. It’s the fucking hope that kills you

Pleased with my decision not to pay for a subscription to watch the ashes

Never felt more like singing the blues 🎶🎶

Moyes’ season is always so predictable. Start well, tail off November through to January. Depressing at Xmas, lose in the 4th round of the cup. We start to panic as we flirt with relegation then we finish the season well. We’ll finish mid table but it’ll be an unremarkable season

I hate West Ham so I’m glad they’re absolute shite.

Look after him Notts Forest