That ashes game reminds me of when we were 3-0 down to Man U by half time at Goodison. We got it back to 3-3 then Van Nistelrooy netted a winner for them in the last minute. It’s the fucking hope that kills you

Pleased with my decision not to pay for a subscription to watch the ashes

Never felt more like singing the blues 🎶🎶

Moyes’ season is always so predictable. Start well, tail off November through to January. Depressing at Xmas, lose in the 4th round of the cup. We start to panic as we flirt with relegation then we finish the season well. We’ll finish mid table but it’ll be an unremarkable season

I hate West Ham so I’m glad they’re absolute shite.

Look after him Notts Forest

2 keepers on the bench today. That’s more like it Everton!

Cinematic

Can someone post a montage video of those cringey YouTube kopites when the Chelsea winner goes in?

St Saviours never seems to get much of a mention when the history of our club is talked about. Taken from @grandoldteam.com forum

That Hojland looks a player

I’ll be watching the Cure next August and I’ll be wearing eyeliner and lipstick just like Robert Smith

Lack of striker and right back is going to damage us this season

Sometimes the player I criticise the most scores. Beto lacks basic footballing ability and has no kind of football intelligence

@massitomasino.bsky.social if it hadn’t been for some ridiculous ownership decision at Notts Forest, I’d have won the sack race prediction. Pereira next

I don't lean on conspiracy theories, but PGMOL made this a very hard case with the decisions of the weekend. The absurd errors in #CRYLIV with the Salah handball and the penalty incident in #NEWARS (with a known Liverpool supporter as ref) seem to indicate a mandate to favour LFC. And yet... [1/10]

As bad as the yank golf fans were, the fact the US team didn’t strongly condemn it is worse.

Everton women’s coach, Brian Sorensen was backed this summer. He brought in 9 new players and the team look total shite. They’ve lost 4 on the bounce and never look like scoring

It may be worth noting that Newcastle was the club with the most favourable VAR overturns last season, by far, gaining 9 points in the process (source, ESPN: www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...)

The commentators always describe the American Ryder cup crowd as ‘partisan’ or ‘boisterous’. I’d love Faldo to call them what they are “a massive concentration of absolute dickheads”

Pickford plays and we wouldn’t have conceded either goal tonight.

[8/10] Then there is an issue with Conor Bradley (LIV) not being sanctioned. First, he was the player on the pitch with the most fouls, but crucially, he committed "violent conduct" when he pulled Grealish's hair near the corner flag. That is a straight red, according to the rules.

Time keeping in football needs to be made independent of the ref and needs to be displayed in the stadium and on TV.

@massitomasino.bsky.social where are we putting Emery in the sack race? Villa are really in the shit

Kopites are gobshites

So ‘concerned citizen’ is their way of saying ‘fuckin horrid racist nazi’. Concerned citizens’ favourite thing to say is “I’m not a racist but …”

No idea what’s going on but this New York v Dallas American football game but I’m invested.

I want to extend my congratulations to all associated with Manchester Utd Football Club for only losing by 3 goals in the PL. Great work lads. @percytoplis.bsky.social

Sheff Utd are very bad at football. That manager’s days are numbered

Ben Godfrey isn’t even a footballer at this point.

David Coote the nonce will be joining in with Tommy Robinson’s flag shaggers now to ‘protect our women and children’

Are the FA seriously considering letting Tuchel take England to the World Cup?

Starmer and Lammy are complicit war criminals

Googled Merlin and came across this painting of @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social just before Beto scores a hat trick

Have Villa turned in to what we were? Lindelof on a free and Sancho on loan is definitely what our summer transfers would have looked like previously

Is Röhl pronounced “roll” or “rurl”?

@massitomasino.bsky.social back to Scotty winning the sack race

This @davidsquires.bsky.social cartoon is my favourite #transferdealineday #windowslamsshut #odemwingie

Transfer deadline day tomorrow. @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social did yer ma ever get her dildo back?

Guardiola and Arteta are outdated. Their style of football has reached the end of its shelf life.

Thank you Everton for not ruining my weekend and the next 2 weeks

GREALISH ASSIST 🔥 DEWSBURY-HALL BELTER 💥 What a sight for Everton fans as their new signings combine.

The horse punchers crying conspiracy about their result. Why was their defence so wide open at 90+10? Same as Bournemouth, you’ve fought your way back from 2 down, just fuckin defend properly

We should put a cheeky bid in for Bowen

That was fucking terrible. Penalty decision aside we were woeful. Moyes’ preseason has been terrible and in all the time we’ve known him, he never seems to have a team prepared for the start of the season

I thought KDH was bought as a midfielder who could control the ball. He’s touched it about 4 times

This first 20 mins are as bad as I’ve seen us. We’re fuckin dreadful

Pisses me off when a manager declares his team played well and the score line wasn’t representative of the performance when they’ve been spanked by 3 or 4 goals.

The Premier League is back!! Fuckin hell, 1 goal all afternoon

The algorithm on here is showing me all these fucking kopite accounts