You know who else had gold plated crap all over their presidential palaces?

What, too soon?

Relaxing on a Sunday afternoon and watching neighborhood birds enjoying my newly installed bird bath. #Birds

It’s time to storm trump’s hideous ($200 million dollar waste of taxpayers’ money) ballroom that is dwarfing the White House and tear it down brick by brick. In 225 years of the White House’s history, no other president found the need for a gaudy gold plated ballroom.

As far as trump is concerned, the insurance attorney Barbie Lindsey Halligan’s only qualifications can be summarized in three numbers: 36-24-36

Now we know why billionaires like Peter Thiel and Elon Musk were all hands on deck to make sure Kamala Harris would not be elected president. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Somebody please doxx this MFer’s home address.

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ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

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James Comey’s “crimes” can be summarized in four numbers.

After watching one of Charlie Kirk’s “debates” on YouTube, where after being demolished by a Cambridge student, he ended the debate with a childish putdown, I realized Charlie had stolen his debating skills from SNL’s Dan Aykroid where he would start his counterpoint with “Jane, you ignorant slut”.

Too bad Erika Kirk is off limits, otherwise the late night talk show hosts would have a blast making fun of her crocodile tears and onstage reunion hug with her beauty pageant sugar daddy.

So, what everyone having for lunch on Rapture Tuesday? Me:

Somebody should’ve told him it’s pronounced ANTIFAminophen.

Sorry MAGA, but some of you may have exceeded the weight limit for #Rapture lift off.

On sale for $9.99 Available: 09/24/25 #Rapture

Soon to be seen as a tattoo on MAGA women’s unshaved backs.

You think they rehearsed this scene?

SUCK IT, BRENDAN CARR!

Ketchup will be flying at White House tonight.

The likelihood of a steady diet of fried chicken & hamburgers causing chronic stupidity is probably more than #Tylenol causing autism.

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension. "Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."

When I die, I hope during my memorial service my wife acts more like Alexi Navalny’s widow than Charlie Kirk’s.

This is what we need in the White House now, instead of that orange POS.

Not all ICE agents are convicted/pardoned J6ers, but all convicted/pardoned J6ers are now ICE agents. Prove me wrong. #AbolishICE

Is the shitshow in Arizona over yet?

If Charlie Kirk were still alive today, trump would STILL try to find an excuse to have Jimmy Kimmel fired. Prove me wrong.

I’m hoping #rapture will come as a huge hole in the ground that all christofascists must jump right in.

I hear Van Jones is one of the people giving a eulogy today. Charlie Kirk memorial service to honor the conservative activist today www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

I get the feeling they’re going to milk that racist hate monger’s death all the way to next year’s midterm elections and come up with more voter suppression laws to “honor his legacy”. Charlie Kirk memorial service to honor the conservative activist today www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

I suppose if Jimmy Kimmel was caught on tape taking a bribe instead of telling a harmless (and truthful) joke, he’d still have a job at ABC.

Charlie Kirk’s favorite holy book.

If we let GOP honor Charlie Kirk as if he was a national hero and a unifying voice, then they will force us to honor the rest of these fascist scumbags when Karma catches up with them. #RotInHellCharlieKirk

Disney World should now be considered the Hobby Lobby of theme parks. #BoycottDisney

Happy #NationalPepperoniPizzaDay

How about this idea: A roast of donald trump to be held within earshot of the White House hosted by @jimmykimmel.com where comedians Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Jon Oliver and others take turns making fun of their favorite presidunce, and have it live-streamed on YouTube and other platforms.

By this time next year half of Eastern Europe will be forcibly annexed by Russia and Pedo in chief wouldn’t do a damn thing to help our NATO allies. www.bbc.com/news/article...

My job took me to Washington DC today where I was working in a building within a block from the White House. That whole area has been turned into a damn militarized zone, crawling with cops and the National Guard. This must be what east Berlin looked like circa 1960s. Disgusting!

Never forget: We the ANTIFA outnumber the fascists.

I’m sure firing Jimmy Kimmel will help with the price of groceries, right MAGA?

Unless FCC decides to force CBS Paramount to cancel @colbertlateshow.bsky.social effective immediately, I’m going to savor every minute of the show all the way to the finale.

What’s next? ICE agents picking up Guillermo?

The real reason behind cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel’s show: trump hates people who look better in a tux than he does.

If anyone should be cancelled, it’s these malignant tumors.

What’s next? threatening to revoke NBC’s broadcast license unless James Austin Johnson stops impersonating trump during SNL’s cold opens?

When it finally happens, I’m going to celebrate that orange MFer’s death by dancing in the streets and flipping off all the MAGAt mourners, and if I lose my job over it, it’ll be worth it.