‘Tis the season to release the Epstein files.

In a world of Bill Mahers be a Jimmy Kimmel. #BillMaherIsMAGA www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

The metamorphosis is almost complete.

When the time comes, I want this lady to be the special prosecutor assigned to investigate the #trumpcrimefamily: from trump’s corrupt dealings for personal profit while in office to his children making $billions in crypto scams.

This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.

Zohran Mamdani is 5’10” tall. 🤔

When the big one finally happens, would you do a eulogy for the deceased orange pig if they paid you a million dollars?

Another weekend is upon us, which means another portion of taxpayers’ money will be wasted on paying the bill for the orange pig’s trip to Mar-a-Lardo that will probably include throwing another lavish party for his millionaire and billionaire donors and their extremely botoxed wives.

Jasmine is awesome!

If the Epstein files were a hunk of cheese.

“тихий поросенок.”

Heavily redacted, no doubt. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Lock Trump up

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Hey Megyn Kelly, I hear clown prince Mo Bonesawman is looking for a child bride to take back with him to Saudi Arabia after his visit. How about making your 14 year old daughter take one for the team and do a tour of duty in his harem?

Breaking: They called the orange pig’s bluff. www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...

Ha ha, charade you are. #QuietPiggie

Boom… 💥💥💥💥💥

Fuck Mike Johnson and his boss.

ICE Goons smash window and Zip-Tie Woman During Federal Siege 11/17/2025 - Charlotte, North Carolina

Fun scientific fact:

@toonces-resists1.bsky.social That was close! 😅 #RavensFlock

TL cleanser. #Birds

Pam Bondi is going to go through some things in January 2029. #LockHerUp

Was this photo taken before or after blowing Bubba?

How long before the Department of Wag the Dog launches a full scale invasion of Venezuela? #EpsteinEmails #TrumpIsGuiltyAF #LockHimUp

“The dog that hasn’t barked” is Russian for “Viagra hasn’t kicked in yet.” #EpsteinFiles

When 💩 finally hits the fan, trump is going to resign (after making $billions on crypto scam) and have JD Vance grant him full presidential pardon. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

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After congress convenes, If trump’s little House bitch tries to stonewall ANY legislation, I have three words for the House Democrats: Motion to vacate.

The $2000 tariff dividends are the 2025 equivalent of those paper towels trump was throwing at the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico.

The latest round of presidential pardons was a clear signal to the likes of Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel et al: Break the laws and violate the constitution at will. There will be a pardon waiting for you.

Kim Davis can go eat a bag of dicks. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Low poll numbers? Stage another fake assassination attempt.

That fat fuck 🍊🤡 is going to be shit posting and crowing about ending the government shutdown all day tomorrow, isn’t he? #DemocratsCaved #ChuckSchumerResign

Allowing Aaron Rogers to stay on the field is elderly abuse. #SNF

What’s stopping John Tune from pulling the Lucy and the 🏈 in December and make Chuck Schumer look like an idiot? www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

that orange faced clown is ruining NFL Sunday.🤮

Chuck “Milquetoast”Schumer is about to hand the 2026 midterm elections to GOP. #ChuckSchumer #HoldTheLine #NoDealWithGOP

@toonces-resists1.bsky.social The Ravens are killing me today 3 points at a time. 😬

Instead $2,000 tariff dividends, how about raising the minimum wage, you orange POS?