hiiii

i yearn to post

once im a totally different person it's over for you bitches

"hmm i kind of want to tweet this...but i don't want anyone to read it...sure wish there was a solution to this dilemma"

i am so ashamed of myself every time i remember what my favorite book is

worst part about twitter dying is having to form my own opinions about things insead of seeing if any of my mutuals said anything about it in the past 11 years

twitter isn't working can you dm me your tweets

love too see a commit msg that just says "experiments"

what to do today

i wonder if any of the people who spam followed me are good at posting

i forgor to coffee to day

always surprised when medicine works bc when something's wrong with me i assume it must be divine punishment for one of my many sins of omission or otherwise & thus exempt from the laws of the physical world

why don’t they make the entire girl out of precocious kid material

“now, i’m in a situationship! a big one!” - distressed teen on train

[exclusive bluesky content] my most misogynist opinion is that when a woman in her twenties is dating an older man i respect her a little less

should tonight be the night i finally watch skinamarink

so at this point im expecting it to spell out a secret message for me

friends are just strangers you haven’t eternal sunshined yet

i only have room in my life for ~1 person that i don't personally like but have to begrudgingly accept that they're very good at posting and it's not eigen :(

how long until people call this place a hellsite

ok for some reason dark reader won't work for me on this websitte, anyone got a clue why this might be

maybe here i will get more anime recommendations? btw i prefer people just tell me what they like and ill decide if im interested based on how much i like the person :)

as a tpot i want to be part of a community that prides itself on being inclusive & also i get to exclude anyone i don't like :)

if i were going to be positive i wouldnt tell anybody so they would think it was natural i think

type A ceo gf shares slides while she talks gf

ceo is talking about the importance of dreaming, what does this mean

btw this is NOT because nobody likes me enough to hang out!! it is merely bc i dont have a physical form

hmm i dont really want to have the same pfp as on twitter

feature request: the butterflies and terror feeling of talking to my crush on aim as a 14 yo in 2002

bsky >>> twitter bc it has the most important feature....when you unfollow someone their old posts actually disappear from your timeline

@monk.bsky.social did u rly not follow me back

somebody solved the rubik's cube on my desk. should i acknowledge it in the team slack?

i want to see people's likes

the mortifying ordeal of having your posts seen

damn y'all already post so much

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