tfw no 4th of july plans

being told im not a woman anymore cuz i burp with impunity

only now discovering you are supposed to put the napkin on your lap?????????????

ama i am drunk at a fancy italian restaurant

isn't this just a boy scout troop leader

whining about how this is the democrat's fault actually isn't going to do anything to stop this

i need the self-love Y combinator. i feel willing/able to love myself in a way that i haven't really before but i don't know how to actually do the recursion

we do a lil self love

im scared

yes/no

they should invent a vyvanse that doesn't dry out your hands

i need to figure out thanksgiving plans...

does anybody know what the easiest way to tinker with deep RL algorithms is like i just want to borrow someone's easy-to-modify pytorch script with a basic implementation of deep Q learning on simple environments

did jinx make this

why is my account showing as "invalid handle" on some devices help

useless superpower that would nevertheless be very handy right now: be able to see a week into the future but only for my emotional state

good morning everyone hru all doing today

these people internalized a misogynistic conception of hillary in 2016 and have never re-examined it since

why is half this site running interference for trump

i like (loathe) how there are still a fuckton of people on this websites doing BoTH sIDeS dipshittery while there are trans women on here actively trying to make sure they get their shit done before jan 20, 2025

nooo im not kiki im bouba noooo

tfw you log into bsky and the discourse of the day is moralizing air conditioning

don't you love being dead inside

misato is so cool i should be an alcoholic like her

what's the cure for being dead inside

holy fuck this sucks a lot holy shit do not overeat on tirzepatide holy shit do not

what if they made a girl who could actually sleep for more than 6 hours at a time

can't handle sitting with myself. i just want someone to hold me so that i can turn my brain off

weird x shaped cut on my fingertip and i have no idea how it got there

ugh i don't want to become a stoner yet but im stoned rn and it's pleasant :( i need to keep my brain enough that i can land a new job firsttt

ugh im getting old or something 3 drinks is too many drinks now

we can have a little splitting, as a treat

i was talking to an egg about gender and was trying to come up with a hypothetical to help suss out some gender feelings and then realized i was just coming up with the plot of the movie some like it hot

i have blister on my toe

my face looks pretty good today. this is good because today i need to go get my picture retaken for my dl photo cuz i am post ffs

ugh i want someone to make a UI tool for making UIs like the ones in eva

why am i like this etc etc

i saw end of evangelion today and ngl i think i am too autistic for it (also the original 25 and 26) help

i had a dream i punched my dad in the face and then tried to talk him out of having me arrested

"i hate myself the most" asuka's so real for this

i should have sex soon before the brainworms about still being a virgin at this age become inoperable

someone should do a "hear me out" post and then it's a pic of me

is the reason i get so distressed when my hands are greasy is that i can't stim with them unless they're clean

so like. is sydney sweeney even aware that far right nutjobs have decided she is trad because she has nice boobs

upsides: i was definitely having a good time while i was crossfaded downsides: i'm not hungover exactly but my mouth is really gross probably from compounded mouth drying effects of both substances

woag

i am crossfaded rn

wait. lmao. adhd and autism were considered mutually exclusive when i got diagnosed with adhd