Art of Toriel from Undertale is the most consistent way for me to find representation for my body type and I don't know how to feel about that.

Spending my morning watching public domain B movies because I'm a massive dork

Hot take, they need to like. DOUBLE the disability allowance payments. As it stands there is a massive hurdle for disabled people who want to live even semi-independently, the idea of paying rent, utilities and for groceries on the amount I earn is, frankly, absurd.

Just found out "Radisson" is not a vegetable. I don't know why I assumed it was </3

Forgive me #slaytheprincess

Shirt that says "I'm not fat there's a bomb under my shirt"

Strawberry so good I'm gonna bust

There are many things I don't enjoy about summer as a fat girl with super photosensitive eyes and some annoying allergies, but I will never besmirch the time of year that gives me such delicious strawberries

The fact that #CreepCast hasn't covered the Abandoned By Disney series is wild to me, someone get them on that asap

Doctor House? Uh, I think you'll find it's called the TARDIS ☝🏻🤓

She Swayze on my Patrick then I Ghost her

What's in the backroom vending machines? Liminal Lime

I was so disappointed when I watched The Bear because I had (apparently wrongly) assumed that this would be a show about a bunch of chefs trying to cook while there was a bear in the kitchen causing havoc

I know what a raft is but what the FUCK is minec

Stuff like Ozempic is so fucked up to me because it's not even actually making you lose weight, it's an appetite suppressant. It makes it easier to starve yourself.

My sense of humor is so broken because if someone looked me dead in the eyes and said "Cuba Gooding Jr. implies the existence of a Cuba Gooding Sr." And I'd laugh so hard I'd die

Shout-out to Corey Booker, what he did is insanely impressive and a powerful statement. I can only hope that the other members of his party can take this as an opportunity to get their shit together and provide a tangible resistance to the current administration.

Low-key I'm glad Polites died so early on because imagine the heartbreak of Mutiny if Ody turned to him for assurance that what he did was necessary and, utterly heartbroken, he sang "Is this what we get with open arms?" #epicthemusical #polites #odysseus

Hot take: brands using tiktok audios should have to compensate the original creator. Why is Heinz using a song from Epic the Musical and did Jorge get paid for it??

Me: "today's the day, I'm gonna get to work on my next big project" My laptop:

The guy who added the journalist to that illegal government group chat is really trying to say he somehow schemed his way in. Bro, did he hypnotize you?? YOU ADDED HIM. YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST STUPID

Just saw an ad use the phrase "Duolingo for Binge Eating" and I have no idea what to infer from that.

Saw a plus size person doing a "roles I auditioned for vs roles I got" thing and really wanted to be like "you go girl, we stan a chubby queen" but then this white girl was playing a POC character and liking all the comments defending that casting. Fuck that

Another Comm for DoctorGuru Sam and Emiko as Leon and Ada from Resident Evil #erma #residentevil #capcom

At my ADHD assessment they asked if I had a history of ticks and for some reason for a second I really believed that a mental health specialist was asking me if I've ever contracted lyme disease

SHELLEY RECOGNISED HOW TYRANTS COME AND GO IN JUST A FEW WORDS FROM 1817,

Barely controlled rage is a very attractive quality in women

The Tacoma Times, February 20,1912

Did you know? If you eat a croissant without dropping a single crumb up and become King of France

It's my sincere belief that if you dropped me into basically any videogame universe and I still had a save/load mechanic I would become a living god. Do you know how many hours of Skyrim I've clocked?? My ass would be a vampire lord running the college of Winterhold within a MONTH. Tops.

Getting ADHD meds to give me the strength to read Homestuck again

They should open a Heart Attack Grill in Ireland. I would work there for free

The irony of having no uterus and being built like a fertility goddess is not lost on me

I don't think you can debate the far-right, but I do think if I met Donald Trump I could be mean enough to him that he would cry. I'm not sure anyone has ever been mean to these guys.

We need a better name for the question mark. I think it should be called the buwah and you have to sound really surprised when you say it

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 12,1951

You're so jealous of my new tentacles. It's so obvious you don't even try to hide it. Stop screaming, it's rude.

Here. Have a random Spidey as well. #spiderman #marvel #sketch

She Fall on my Out 'til I Boy

The ideal ship dynamic is actually two people who deeply hate each other but can't bear to be apart

I'm nonbinary in the way where I call myself a woman but if you're a man and you're attracted to me, that makes you gay

If I ever say "the whole goth thing really does it for me" 1) I am referring to the architectural style 2) I absolutely mean it in a horny way. Lemme fuck that church. Lemme caress her buttresses.

Video game boss with a "hyper-evolution" gimmick that's just a vertical wall in the difficulty curve, but if you trigger its busting-out-of-its-mad-science-tube cutscene and leave, later you'll find that with nothing to fight it's evolved an obsessive interest in baking instead. There's a minigame.

Fucking hate when I see obvious rage bait but I'm still tempted to respond. How dare you bait my rage. That's my rage to be expressed at my own discretion. Your bad opinions aren't worthy of my rage.

Me: "well I'm wearing a tank top today so I'll shave under my arms, I can probably get away with not doing anything else" Also me: "yeah today is a good day for ripped jeans" Now I get to be self conscious about how hairy my knees are all day 🙃

Test stitching. 🪡 #crossstitch

[removes your object permanence so I can steal your wallet]

Women want me, fish fear me, boys night in Atlantis got cancelled