I've been DM'd by a private source who says Splatoon Raiders will utilize advanced audio techniques to create the illusion of musical instruments. This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession. What do you think, could my source be correct?

The elites don’t want you to know this but the smallfry at the spawning grounds are free you can take them home I have 458 smallfry

Video is out! Find out how I fix brellas in this half an hour long special #compsplatoon #splatuber

SRL here, reporting live from Sheldon's Armory! First, a word from Sheldon: "After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?" ...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!

SRL here! We fired the twitter intern.

you guys are never gonna believe what I just found out...

Steel and Eel! 🤣 Stinger Jockey! 🤣 First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣 As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣 Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣

my hungry ass could NOT be a squid researcher

couldn’t even charge special to this, I popped trizooka immediately!!! Clean up on aisle TREE 😂😂😂

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I'm tired of Splatoon Three... I'm becoming a Splatoon Tree account

Big News, Trainers! ZAtoon 3 will release on 02-29-2025, exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2!

Gift for @lildevilhorns.ink 👍

SRL here, with a message from Sheldon! "I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."

I can't believe Splatoon 3 released almost 6 years ago

DO NOT TRY TO 5 STAR INKBRUSH

Just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at the SRL. my job was to trans the squids and set up interactions between pearl and marina. i stole a syringe with weird fuzzy ooze from the lab vault but that's not important.

SRL Orb Department here! During today's #NintendoDirect, we revealed the Eight-Ball Attack mode, coming soon to Splatoon 3! In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!

The North Americrn branch of the SRL wishes everyone a Splatty 2025! Deep Cut has also prepared a video, so please take a look:

Tune in tomorrow, 1/1, for the first look at the successor to the #NintendoSwitch!

Do you think Jimmy Carter ever saw Splatoon gameplay before he died

Squid Research Lab here! Start running.

Where did the squids go

Where do you stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller: Splatoon 3 Edition?

There are squids in my walls

SRL Jolly Department here, to announce a new Splatfest! Get ready for Frostyfest 2024, featuring a merry theme: what gift would you like for the holidays? More weapons from Sheldon, Construction on Stages, or access to a classic stage? Battle it out for your pick when Frostyfest starts on 12/27!

SRL here, prideful to announce another update! Squids and Octos in Splatsville can now express themselves on their Splashtag even better, with pronouns! After all, when you Splat someone, you'd want to make sure the person behind the screen curses you out correctly. Or is that just me?...

Snapper Canal ducks That's it, that's the post

[Note] Splatoon 3 Version 9.2.0 will be released later today. Details: tinyurl.com/mrxet65b

BREAKING: Donald Trump appoints Commander Tartar as Head of Department of Culture

SRL Intern here! Wow, this place smells squeaky clean! Someone has obviously been using the Clear Dapple Dualies....

Guys, I found this weird looking Sunken Scroll. What does it mean?

SRL Ballistics here again! Whew, it sure has been a while. Sheldon contacted us, asking if we could show off his new stock of weapons that he'll be preparing while the Grand Festival is going on. Visit Ammo Knights from 9/16 (Mon.) to obtain these fresh new Sheldon's Picks!

*yawn* did i miss anything

SRL here, prideful to announce another update! Squids and Octos in Splatsville can now express themselves on their Splashtag even better, with pronouns! After all, when you Splat someone, you'd want to make sure the person behind the screen curses you out correctly. Or is that just me?...

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