A completey scathing and true account account of Keir Starmersfirst year. www.facebook.com/share/16947Y...

Can't focus today so decided to organise my playlist. listening to old skool/classic #Brazilian rap.. open.spotify.com/playlist/1A7... a few more to add, any I've missed from this list?

I put my glasses down... Make your own story....

#Headine of the Day Brighton hospital treats man with serious injuries from mediaeval combat - Brighton & Hove News I know NHS waiting lists are long, but had no idea they were that long... (Hope he's OK)

I'm saying nothing.... except the joke was probably better than the coffee...

Had my Brazilian Samba lesson. Haven't had so much fun or laughed so much in ages... Also my body hasn't moved in so many strange ways in ages either.... There may be video...

Yesterday I changed my bio on threads claiming i'd invented Samba. This is obviously false as will possibly be seen later...

Today I'm having samba lessons. I hope that my feet and hips learn to move with my upper body, and I don't look like two people dancing in the same body at the same time and doing different things.

I have just told one of those strange women with no clothes accounts that i invented the samba...

@kayspringham.bsky.social hi Kay

@nikkijayne.bsky.social well if you're going to post on the Prodigy you have to be followed...

Prodigy at Glastonbury on BBC 4 an absolutely immense act...

Listening to @nilerodgers.bsky.social at Glastonbury. I'm in love with the singers...

If western politicians and media had done their jobs, Glastonbury performances wouldn't be determining the news cycle right now Watch as ministers and commentators blame musicians and crowds without taking a single bit of accountability. People are furious and it's their fault.

@miverraswriter.bsky.social hi thanks for the follow, but why? I'll try to be more of it...

I am so bored... Someone say something.

Pagode. Estou a ouvir um tipo de música completamente novo para mim — alguém recomenda faixas obrigatórias para ouvir? Pagode I'm listening to a completey new type of music for me. can anyone recommend must listen to tracks .

You know when you're waiting for a WhatsApp message and call from someone, but you know they're busy, but you still want it...

Learning Portuguese. There is one word I never forget. The Portuguese for knife is faca... And it does sound like that... #portuguese

He has taught me, Que foda mano!!!which is basically, what the fuck...

Teaching a Brazilian friend... Holy shit/fuck and that's bad ass dude... He wanted examples so I came up with this....I gave his dogs laxatives and locked them in his car. The whole inside of the car was covered in shit. So were the dogs .. holy shit dude.... That's bad ass ..

I love hearing the birds sing, just not at 3:45 in the morning...

3 seats for me on a Ryanair flight...

Sitting on the plane and starting I'm starting the silent chant... Not them next to me, not them...

It was as it's closest to the non Schengen gates...

What's the betting that this is the closest concession to the UK easyJet and Ryanair gates...

The amusement you get when you order um cafe Pingu (like an espresso) for your first kick and um gallão for a milky one.. then to be told you know Pingu is Brazilian and gallão is Porto region...

At Porto airport at 4am heading home. Stupid bastard is missing the biggest party in Portugal which is later today... No wonder the flights were so cheap.. still I had a great time. Met some friends, practiced my Portuguese, although there's a lot of Brazilian mixed in now...

Today I spoke french (sort of) to a German couple and then ordered for them in Portuguese...

You know when you're waiting for people to get back to and you suspect your phone is broken... Then everyone replies at once...

Took a samba lesson... Either the lower half of my body does samba, or my upper half... If I try the two together it looks like some weird gringo samba robot dance... #samba

When it's not Celtic and Killie....

Finally sitting on the plane...

Asking Deepseek AI to fix chatGPT...

ChatGPT is down. There must be a few people sweating now it's not there to do their work for them...

Gym time and there's only two people here and me... Love it

Why do vegans always make vegan food, but claim they've cooked dinner for you?

First week of new training plan and also birthday challenge for the year... I'll tell you more later...

Changes web pages to now have titles like, "how to treat fucking back pain" in anticipation....

Why do I read this and immediately think of Labour under Keir Starmer??🤔

Making my youngest listen to into the valley. He said... They were better when they became big country. Forgot he used to steal my iPod and listen to it under the covers at night... Well trained....

Spent so long trying to update business hours on apple maps... I know noone uses it, but making things so hard for businesses to correct is probably why it has useless info...

I'd love to see one of those funny, but ever so slightly risky adverts where Nigel Farage is chased out of Scotland by a righteous groups of Scots pelting him with full Irn Bru cans I can't decide if the line, he comes from a long line of fannies or made in Scotland from girders is the best one..

The JML birdsong clock? Who thinks of these things?

I am explaining a pizza crunch to a Brazilian friend living in Portugal. They don't believe it's real and I'm making it up ..

Laying in bed convinced it is Sunday... And then the alarm goes off and I don't understand why... Then I realised...

So... A mattress is being delivered. The person that the mattress is for is asleep in their bed. Not answering their phone and they're the one who is supposed to be letting the delivery people in...

I have issues with some of the things SNP say/ do (as with all parties), but I can honestly say that my lived experience and those of folk I know, is generally much better with them in charge. For the first time in my life, I see what a government which ACTUALLY has Scotland at its heart can do.

Watching the delivery tracker and seeing the van go in the opposite direction. I shout at the phone.. "No. I'm over here, come this way..." Still 3 stops before me....

@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social Please have a word with your West London branch. The comment and the graph insinuate that Scotland caused Brexit damage. As I'm sure you know, our FM objected to not being consulted in negotiations affecting one of Scotland's major exports. An apology is expected.