Yeah, yeah, Bachman Book movies have been cool and stuff but I really just can't wait to see Eddie Murphy in the new Pink Panther reboot. Now THERE is something with promise (I genuinely mean this)

At some point today, I am going to see The Running Man. You will know once I have seen it. Trust me.

Thought I hadn’t done much writing since Coyote, but the 4 pieces I’ve published in the last year have a combined word count that well exceeds that of Coyote.

One time I hooked up with a world renowned supermodel because she saw me reading Bohumil Hrabal’s All My Cats at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Union Square.

Waiting for Godot currently on broadway, Bug returning to broadway… I should probably go see a show or something.

Violent Faculties by @charleneelsby.bsky.social (2024, Clash Books)

why do they keep asking this fucking guy about parades?

Oh, I forgot to remind you guys before Halloween, but JSYK, the Lord of Salem novel that Rob Zombie wrote with Brian Evenson is great.

I did what I could (nothing)

Oh, ok, I actually love Pink Pony Club.

Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:

it is now more than ever that I wish QT had been able to cast Sandler as The Bear Jew

why does this Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirt always inspire men in their 40s to sing the theme song to me? I know the song. I'm wearing the shirt. We are in public, please do not sing to me.

imagine a world where Walter Hill got to make his Streets of Fire trilogy

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

I think Petscop is going to live inside of my head forever.

if all the shitty people really are going to leave NYC, the first place they're gonna try to come is up here because there are still so many trees to cut down

Go fuck off

Steve Bannon consistently looks like he’s been dead for about 4-6 hours.

@incastellated.bsky.social have something dumb coming 😎

Look at this handsome fucker right here.

NYC has a larger population than I think like 38 of the 50 states if you're wondering why you're hearing about it

No matter what happens tonight the important thing to remember is that there will be plenty of garmonbozia for everyone either way

gotta go to my old high school to vote. this will be the first time I've been in that building since I graduated 15 years ago. I don't wanna go there.

Dear NYC, DON'T FUCK THIS UP. This one actually matters (relatively speaking, as I personally believe voting is a sham to present American's with the illusion of choice)

trouble getting published? try submitting to mixam!

Dick Cheney is dead

hello friends... recommendations for good over-the-ear head phones? Corded would be ideal but I guess idk if they still make shit that has built in cords.

What about At the Mountains of Gladness?

Is Spuyten Duyvil a place people go or is it just a metro north stop?

Going to the city to do some stuff today, which, IMO, is pretty unfair. Feels like I'm always going to the city, but the city never comes to me. V one sided.

"5-figures" this, "6-figures" that. More like "I don't know what the fuck that means, can you please just tell me the number?"

Mr. Beast presents The Long Walk: A Live Netflix Event

RIP Peter Watkins

The classic rock station is playing Dragula for Halloween. More of this everyday, WPDH.

Last night my 23 year old coworker told me that it's "cringe" when men write songs and sing them in front of people. Genuinely one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time cuz she was not wrong lmao.

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Fee fi fo fum

Tried explaining Mordred to someone recently, lol.

"If this movie were a person, I would spit in their stupid fucking face." - from my 1/2 letterboxd review of THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES, written 10/10/20... If you'd have asked me today, I'd tell you that I hate this fucking movie, but god damn I was apparently real mad about it in 2020, lol.

realize I'm probably gonna have to watch Welcome to Derry because my family is gonna watch it and then they're gonna ask me questions about it.

I don’t get the point of complaining about other people getting published while you aren’t. Just a pathetic look. Nobody feels bad for you.

Andrei Tarkovsky said this.

I believe that I Can’t Drive 55 is about how Sammy Hagar is afraid of driving that fast.

I’ve joked before, but I genuinely think weed is starting to get in the way of my inspiration/focus/motivation to write 🫩

I honestly wish I could watch the IT tv show like a normal person instead of a crazy person, but alas, I do not think I can.