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Did Covid eat these rich white dudes brains? What is happening. Why is comic book villainy real? I truly hate it here right now.

My child’s fear of zombies last night has sadly turned me into a zombie today. She’ll be devastated to find out her fear was well-founded. #sleepyThoughts

Feeling human due to a witnessed kindness. Post office. Postal employee is surprised by his computer not accepting cash. The stamp buyer was paying $1 for a $.73 stamp. Woman in line behind her was immediate no nonsense, I’ll pay for it with my purchase. Take your dollar back.

The great thing about being born is 1980 is that I get to swap my genx card out for a millennial card the moment everyone realizes genx is going to be just as selfish and nasty as the boomers were.

I hate it here. But an unexpected side effect of hating it here is that I’m really enjoying shopping local. The kids Easter baskets are turning out way better without Target. ❤️

Looking for recommendations for: A kitchen timer that is set by voice and can play music. A speaker that can connect to Apple Music and play music, music requested using voice. Deadline: March 28. 🫠

Gavin Newsom, Chuck Schumer, and Dick Durbin walk into a volcano. That's it. That's the skeet.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Sigh. I thought Target was going to be the one I could still shop at. If you, like me, are trying to vote with your dollars, I swear it’s easy to get used to slower shipping. Cancel your prime. Cancel your circle 360. If you speak with support, you can cancel immediately with a refund.

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

Welcome to Useless Week! Everybody pretend to work!