Investigate and prosecute political opponents, sell pardons to your rich friends so they can commit crimes with impunity. Authoritarianism isn’t coming, it’s here, whether people realize it or not.

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

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I'm bi but like... the gay part is Mickey Milkovich from Shameless (I've just started season 5, no spoilers please)

Orange stray I've been keeping alive all winter turned out to be an aggressive dickhead The name Garfield is officially revoked. He is now Donald. It suits him way better

Dear Buddy STOP I was wrong to stop you from kicking the shit out of the orange cat STOP The little fucker screamed at me and clawed the fuck out of my boot when I fed him STOP You have my blessing to do anything within your means to make him stop STOP

Worth every second

Am I the only one who hates big houses, fancy restaurants, practically anything that reeks of rich people? Seriously I'm way more at home in a trashy pub than some fancy establishment full of fancy assholes It's like those people never have anything interesting to say

New Bluesky beta function: "Streaming on Twitch? Set your live status on Bluesky to add a badge to your avatar. Tapping it takes people straight to your stream." Twitch is owned by Amazon Fuck this

So sleep deprivated I managed to drop a tray full of ash and a plate full of food flat on the floor within an hour Now I'm manning a fire This oughta be good

This has been the plan all along. - Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN - Implement the Insurrection Act - Declare Martial Law - Suspend elections

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

Are we?

UK MAGA also wants to defund universities. Shocker www.theguardian.com/education/20...

YouTube, there is a lot that I would like to know But the most important question I have right now is... What happens if my father starts thai chi right now? He's 62.

Well this is awkward I've been saying "everyone should be able to vote for POTUS" for years now, before any 2nd term craziness The US is too big and blind not to trample other countries. It should be somekinda proportional representation with 75% US votes and 25% EU ones or something 😂

I never knew furries were so into politics. You go, Scruffy the Werewolf! Take your country back!

Dear people who yell at me about outdoor cats STOP I just witnessed a magpie walk by three cats STOP The magpie touched the cat food STOP They did not harm or touch the bird STOP All this yelling has got to stop STOP

Buddy and his orange nemesis have made peace The cat wars are over I have five cats chilling in my yard

April 12th Hungary either gets better or Orban declares himself some sort of supreme ruler No way is he winning that election

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot

This summer's brattiest outfit? Bulletproof vest

I'd like to tour the US at some point But with Trump threatening to attack NATO, I don't know what kind of tour it will be anymore Maybe the kind where I don't need to bring my guitar

i love it when elderly folks drop the "don't get old" joke lmao ok nannette i guess i'll just die now

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

I have one cat No, two cats No, four Wait, I have five cats now? I think word's going around that I'm feeding strays

Jesse Ventura may be radical in some of his views but he is a true patriot. I'll stand behind Ventura any day. youtu.be/udSUbBhA8I0?...

One thing I want from a streaming music service is to never have to listen to the censored version of a song ever again. Because I'm an adult. Youtube music didn't give it to me, but now that I moved to qobuz, maybe they will.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Cat's been after the trash can all day He's so fucking mad at me "Brother, why don't you share your treasures?! Us peasants are forced to subsist on cat food while you're in here gorging on fish heads and chicken bones!"

"Find what you love and let it kill you" For my cat it's the chicken bones in the trash can I had to physically drag him away

IMPEACH THIS LYING POS NOW !!

Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."

I never did trust him

Good question for Kristi Noem.

This would simply be peace and quiet without ICE

Swalwell: You better believe that accountability is coming. Immunity is going to be stripped. And to Kristi Noem, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, Greg Bovino—your asses are going to be in these witness chairs.

Make it viral.

A lot of things suck right now But we've had snow for two weeks It just snowed again and I'm gonna go outside, chop wood and enjoy the silence

If anyone still has any doubts that Trump is a terrorist leading a terrorist organization... I mean a public execution in the US and a kidnapping in a foreign country the same week I'm just saying... I know nothing will be done and he'll live to get 20 more FIFA Peace of Shit awards or whatever...

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

You know, i'm a person who doesn't like to hear, see or use that word but I have never seen such a conglomeration of cunts in my life as the creatures in this administration.

Let’s not forget, that cunt murdered her own innocent dog…of course she thinks the murder of an innocent woman is perfectly justified.

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Dude's fighting the orange cat again Still friends with the feral though. I like that. Maybe the orange cat has some rich owner that feeds him lasagna that he knows of Maybe Buddy is just making sure the poor eat before the rich That's a good Buddy. That's my social-democrat

He guards the night (I guard the other cats from him)

Black smoke coming out of my grandpa's (RIP) 50 years old wood stove. Had to "fire up" the electric heater instead Huh... maybe I WILL freeze to death in this old house this winter after all I figured it'd be my incompetence that takes me out if anything. Nope. The house is quitting first, folks.