The far-right has won in the French city of Nice Henceforth, the city of Nice will be known as the city of Meh

Everything about you and your country: coming soon to an enemy state near you. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

"Spotify is VITAL for advertising yourself as a musician. If you're not on Spotify, you don't exist." Yeah, sure. Oversaturated platforms don't work for small artists Stop spreading Daniel Yuck's propaganda Stop dreaming of "going viral" and focus on your LOCAL community and making a living

an american will have some money and call it "buck" 😒

You know what they say... twice the SNL, twice the trouble #SNLUK

Woohoo! Double SNL!

This is basically true either way, is it not? You can't have one without the other Socialism limits the power of the private sector and capitalism limits the power of the state If either one fully takes over, you most likely end up with dictatorship And that's why I'm a social-democrat [shrugs]

"Kill two birds with one stone" = depressing, morbid, sucks the fun out of the room "Feed two birds with one feeder" = adorable, probably got some cool photos out of it, use this one instead

Mike Johnson has small majority energy

[I'm going to hell] BREAKING NEWS: AI can now injure your wrist in more than one way

Holy shit oh my fucking god please don't use search engines or the AI trained on them to learn guitar I did a quick search on "how to hold a guitar pick" and found results that are plain and simple wrong You're better off hiring a dumbass like me. At least then you have someone to blame lol

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

Ayup...

Keep going ♥️♥️

Favorite part of Conan's Oscars monologue? "Amazon Studios received no nominations this year"

Last night's SNL was one of the best episodes I've ever seen

Next time I'm watching a movie with family or friends and someone unnecessarily asks me, a progressive, if a person on TV is trans I'll just be like "Yes. In fact, everyone on Earth is trans except for you. Remember when Trump said <<trans for everyone>>? That was the one thing he was right about."

Bryan Cranston turned 70 last week Damn...

MAGA clone www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Unbelievable 2026 in the UK we have a Sylvia Likens type of situation. This "people knew but nothing was done" type of thing... Awful... The worst part? The criminal got 13 years. The victim lost 25 years of her own www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I was away for 24 hours and came back to witness a full-blown cat gangbang in broad daylight in the middle of my yard When I saw them from afar I thought "Poor cats, they must be hungry" Well, they are now... Burned a lot of calories... Shameless

The first time I saw how cats say hello to each other I went "awww" so long that both my lungs collapsed and I died. True story

America is truly experiencing a golden (shower) age

"Kiss my entire ass, biiiitch"

Sometimes, when you have the last word in an argument, it just means the other person gave up on you

Ad: "It's free, fun and effective!" Me: "Unprotected sex!" Ad: "Duolingo!" Me: "Oh, my stars 🫢"

Breaking news! Donald Trump confirms Last of Us Part 3 !!!

The NHS lately: "We'll make decisions based on doctors' guidance" The doctors' Facebook: "End the trans woke nonsense! Vaccines cause autism! Snorting cinnamon cured my cancer! Buy my new boner pills!"

Can a doctor check on JK Rowling? She might have just cum so hard she had an aneurysm What's that? You can't? You're understaffed? Shoulda focused on that instead, I guess. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

(Sarcasm) So glad the NHS is attacking trans people so hard. God bless us all, everyone! I look forward to my appointment to get checked for cancer scheduled for January 2042. Finally the NHS got its priorities straight. Amen and god bless! Thank the Lord! 😇😇😇 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Great... First they had an island, now this...

No surprises about who funds Reform And no surprises Reform is pro-crypto. Of course they are. Crypto is a criminal's favorite. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

IMDB pulled some bullshit about how my account is now managed through Amazon or some shit. I don't even know what the fuck that was. Anyway... Finally ditched IMDB Fuck Bezos

"When does it rain money?" "When there is change in the weather."

To this day, as a musician, it still blows my mind that millions of people go to concerts and don't leave thinking "I wish I could do that" or "I wish it were me on that stage". I can't conceive of it It's wild how differently wired we all are

Nature's still life When you feel buried by all life is bringing your way...

What does a British person say when their train is late in Chicago? "Fuckin'L"

Oh, I say, good sir. Contact the authorities immediately! A cat has been targeted by another cat. Thou must cage your pets at once! For the live of god...

I have 666 followers I am become Satan, poster of shit

I am not pacing around my room with out of control anxiety I am tai-chi walking You losers clearly haven't been to YouTube lately 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

If you want to be green in life and after Wow... I mean, it does kinda sound like "We'll turn grandma into soup and then pulverize the leftover bones" though, not gonna lie... 😆 I do NOT want to think about it 😆 Gonna take some getting used to www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Did you know that cats are afraid of chainsaws? Follow me for more science experiments

I bumped into a post on Lemmy where some people claimed Bernie Sanders is right-wing That's... that is so stupid That is just so stupid I... just... Look, just get help. You are hurting yourself and those around you. Just get help. Admit you have a problem.

By 2030 YouTube will be OnlyAds A place you go to watch ads Have you bought stuff yet? When will you buy stuff? Why aren't you buying stuff? Is it cause we keep shoving it down your throat?

Fucking tragic that both Green and Labour are calling themselves the "stop Reform" parties. That's giving Reform all the power right there, defining themselves through Reform.

I find Mike Penis more annoying than Tiny Penis This wart says the same ragebait lies as the ass he lives on, but in that disgusting "horror movie dad who's just revealed he was the serial killer all along" voice Which reminds me... there's a new Scream movie in cinema youtu.be/JfjSMRyUCMA?...

Me: I really need to get something to eat, but there are cats on me and I don't want to disturb them. This has nothing to do with my executive dysfunction, it's all about the precious kitties. Cats: *move off my lap* Me: . . . you bastards.

Homes shouldn’t be just one more investment vehicle for Wall Street. Homes should belong to families.