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Been singing "My Sweet District" to the tune of "My Sweet Lord" two days now.

The roof just leaked on the cat and he's all up looking at me.

Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan

Short video on how the loser is losing! youtube.com/shorts/OA1S_...

uproaruoids: was trying to type uproarious

Nobody would leave their apartment door unlocked in Manhattan. Nobody. And who would let that fucker slide into the apartment every damn day?

So I'm receiving business texts from this guy who's obviously dictating and is calling me Kitty repeatedly. 🐱

Don't forget about the fur babies. Families will have to resort to buying only human food and won't be able to afford animal food. My local food pantry takes pet food donations and has a table set up for it.

For people who like to be alone. youtu.be/iw77UhHZ2Bs?...

He's trying to take up my spot as much as he can.

If your vote did not matter, they wouldn't try so hard to take it from you.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

"I ALONE CAN...uh...just stand here."

If y'all are able, please throw a few dollars at my friend Jessica--she has a new YouTube channel and she's freaking awesome. This is for a food drive! Thanks! 💙 youtube.com/shorts/47cw8...

I've looked into the Taylor Swift thing and found that the lyrics and music give me a headache and that she is showing her true colors so bye girl I never said hi to in the first place. 😖👋

So the guy with a Nazi tattoo; not interested. You go on now. 🖕

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

THEY KNOW.

He "buries" his food then patiently waits for me to unbury it. 😄🙄

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Where did the serial killer cake 🍰 take its victims? #HomemadeJoke

SUN-day. 🐈‍⬛

It's a bird it's a plane no it's supper kitty😍

When Trump says he’s cutting “democratic programs”, he’s referring to the ACA, SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid, social security… His pitch to the base is, “I’m taking things you depend on because they were championed by people you don’t like…and giving you nothing from the people you do like.” Winning.

When you see the waiter heading your way with salad and breadsticks…

They don’t understand or care about the unintended consequences of scaring women with Tylenol. Untreated fever in early pregnancy can result in NTD, cleft palate and more. Women will either “tough it out” or look for “natural” pain and fever relief (unregulated). Now al they see is this:

So cute 🐸

Creola representing. ✊🏻🐾🇺🇸

At this point, we may be doing a little house on the prairie xmas. Everybody gets an orange & I'll churn some butter to trade for gifts or something because god damn

Ya kinda have to be, oh I don't know, peaceful to receive this prize.

“‘Woke’ was Black America’s warning: stay alert to racism and white supremacy. The right hijacked it, turning awareness into a punchline. They mock what they fear — an informed, conscious public. #StayWoke #TruthHurts” buckscountybeacon.com/2025/10/how-...

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There was a shooting near my house today in Grand Blanc Michigan. Nurses on strike from the nearby hospital left their strike to go help victims. Please share and also let the hospital know how much they are appreciated!

So some guy DMs me after I follow him and I don't respond and then he sent me a long prayer for myself this morning.

LOOOOOOOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

😂 perhaps we should drop leaflets explaining how to use critical thinking skills

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Loser. youtube.com/shorts/apiZx...

I have reached the maximum level of stupid I can cope with today. thank you for your attention to this matter

POS 🍊

Vaccines save lives. Pass it on. Don't listen to worm head man!

Firing RFK Jr would unburden a lot of overworked mitochondria in this country