Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Perfect for #AngryHealthWalk!

One time I dated a woman who owned a bakery. She used to like when I brought her flours.

Don't use mouthwash and try to blow your nose at the same time.

Sometimes I worry that I’m not anxious enough

There's a lizard on the shade as the sun begins to fade. ⛅️🦎

"There is a squirrel picking on the little birds!!"

"I deny that I drank your slushy while you ran into the convenience store."

So I'm at the grocery store and one of the young men told me I had a nice fit. I didn't know what that meant, but he explained it and I feel pretty good. 👵🏻

So my neighbor introduced her husband to me and his name is Dick. I can never be mature about this. Am I supposed to call him that?

Word of the day: Smork

Wow 🤩 The Weather Channel posted this.

I believe this is one of the best impressions of 🍊Jamie Foxx. youtube.com/shorts/35QNN...

Just one! Dang! #AngryHealthWalk

A report showing the Covid vaccine reduced emergency visits and hospitalizations among healthy adults by about half this past winter was delayed for release and was blocked by the CDC from being published in the agency’s flagship scientific journal. wapo.st/41JhAhb

Seeing President Obama and Mayor Mamdani reading to kids and singing "The Wheels on the Bus," while doing all the hand gestures is a reminder that they are human. Whatever is evil ruling us now is not. They would never...

Squirrel Drive-thru.

There are still beautiful and good things in this world. They're usually plants and flowers at this point. Maybe some fish. Animals. #AngryHealthWalk

Something's wrong with my dog. He won't play ball anymore!

I didn't say Happy Easter because I didn't know if we could say it or not. Merry Easter? Is that better?

Including my county and all the counties around me today, every one of them did an emergency alert test text. 😱 I have not panicked yet.

Yeah, I stopped and smelled them. #AngryHealthWalk

For those about to rock, we salute you. #Caturday

Trust me, this is good. Crusty Ole Carville on Tr$mp's remarks about Newsom's dyslexia. youtu.be/GuSuMKqYlhs?...

Cartoon by Barry Blitt, The New Yorker

This kinda resonates.

I could believe 93 million but 93 BILLION? And the irony of having the world's richest man come in and root out fraud, waste and abuse? Da fug!

Nikki Minaj's favorite Bible verse is Sam's 23. youtube.com/shorts/Fq4fd...

Beige is what happens when a color just gives up

Posted by a friend on Instagram. Yea, I see the resemblance to the other nine men. Taking it in seriously. During #WomensHistoryMonth, I can personally reflect on this, and feel amazed at how women have made history despite this built in disadvantage. Backwards, in heels, and harassed.

Phantom of the Opurra

100%. Dicktaters HAVE been overthrown by elections.

This is extremely biblical. I can't tell you how much these people are following their own Bible here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obama: Every day you wake up to things you just didn’t think were possible. Each day we’re told by those in high office to fear each other. Everywhere we see greed and bigotry being celebrated, and bullying and mockery masquerading as strength.

I walked up to my cat with tears in my eyes and said, "Sir? Could you please not kick out 3 pounds of litter every time you go in your box?"

Suck it, heathen non-believers! 😝

I get these a lot. Do you? They'll ask if I wanna go for a round of golf or what's the best barbecue place.... I don't know who this is.

Kitty laying in his morning sun beam sticking his tongue out at all the haters.