I want a screened in porch, but I can't afford it.

#AngryHealthWalk #SquirrelOfTheDay

#SquirrelOfTheDay Sploot.

re: Mitch McConnell

I just talked to Mitch McConnell, shy of 20 minutes. He didn't say much. A matter of fact, I seem to have been doing all the talking, but he's just fine.

LADY, I'M WAITING!

THAT'S why.

😂

😂 🏆

My cat approves.

2 Hoes

Beggy asking for peanuts.

#Caturday ⚽️⚽️

E ominous Kim mommmiihb B.bsky.social myI'm

Look who came by!

Gah! People who let their kids just run loose in a restaurant!!

Guy calls Megyn Kelley "Vanna White Supremacist." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/DhXcm...

And you can bet each one is not gonna tell the other they have corn on their nose.

Ah, the God of Pee who wakes you up in the middle of the night when you were perfectly asleep.

😂🏳️‍🌈

I get it cumulus clouds... I too am detached and generally dense

Every day.

Even the dumbest know....

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Perfect for #AngryHealthWalk!

One time I dated a woman who owned a bakery. She used to like when I brought her flours.

Don't use mouthwash and try to blow your nose at the same time.

There's a lizard on the shade as the sun begins to fade. ⛅️🦎

"There is a squirrel picking on the little birds!!"

"I deny that I drank your slushy while you ran into the convenience store."

So I'm at the grocery store and one of the young men told me I had a nice fit. I didn't know what that meant, but he explained it and I feel pretty good. 👵🏻

So my neighbor introduced her husband to me and his name is Dick. I can never be mature about this. Am I supposed to call him that?

Word of the day: Smork

Wow 🤩 The Weather Channel posted this.

I believe this is one of the best impressions of 🍊Jamie Foxx. youtube.com/shorts/35QNN...

Just one! Dang! #AngryHealthWalk

A report showing the Covid vaccine reduced emergency visits and hospitalizations among healthy adults by about half this past winter was delayed for release and was blocked by the CDC from being published in the agency’s flagship scientific journal. wapo.st/41JhAhb

Seeing President Obama and Mayor Mamdani reading to kids and singing "The Wheels on the Bus," while doing all the hand gestures is a reminder that they are human. Whatever is evil ruling us now is not. They would never...

Squirrel Drive-thru.