Mustard and relish Though ultimately this is a trick question. All hot dogs are beautiful and perfect because it's the one food that can be enjoyed by everyone, even vegetarians.

This reminds me of when I saw a place named Club Mexicana in London. It had 3 burrito options: buffalo chick'n, cheezeburger, and bbq short rib, plus a fish n' chips taco. Apparently in London, Mexicans eat buffalo chicken, fish & chips, and cheeseburgers.

Look, obviously Mitch is still alive but they need to find a younger racist turtle host body to accept the transferred demon soul. Once the host is identified, he’ll be free to rot off this mortal coil.

-A pound of cherries with trimmed stems -Topped with 9 oz. of cognac lightly warmed and blended with 1/4 cup of sugar -and 2 cinnamon sticks Now it’s sealed and I wait for delicious boozy cherries and cherry flavored cognac in November and December.

The Hunt episode of The Twilight Zone, with Rip the devil-sniffing dog, is one of the sweetest episodes of TV ever. Yet it still hilariously ends with an angel bragging about all of the raccoons you can kill in heaven, then telling the hillbilly guy that his wife is about to die.

How many kitties are in each serving?

Come on... these have never been worn at home, and the franchise has been ass most years when they've worn the baby blues. The baby blue era is 1976-1984, and revived in 2019. That's one WS, one NLCS (when they got swept), and a bunch of shitty baseball. www.instagram.com/p/DaS2mqYqNIz/

The Royals should have a Christmas-themed giveaway where they give away a Caga Tió that has Jac Caglianone's face on it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B...

Dogs but make it sports

Things everywhere else are stupid and terrible, but my first attempt at a mushroom growing kit is going great. It started giving me pins within a day. Here it is after 2 days.

Um…

After a dry June, a very rainy weekend gave the pollinator plants a boost and the bees came out.

People of Bluesky, may I present to you 'The Seinfeld Chronicles: Digital Edition' seinfeld.visualisingdata.com

You've surfed your last butthole

The first bee photo on our pollinators this year…

Happy Father's Day. Here's my dad when he was 75, sticking his finger through his zipper and pretending it was his penis when nobody else was looking, just before Thanksgiving dinner.

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

It’s steak night tonight, a fact that did not go unnoticed.

I need someone with the Cardinals to make their own version of the JG Wentworth song with JJ Wetherholt's name, so they can play it every time he comes through. 🎵 I have some baserunners and I need runs now CALL JJ WETHERHOLT 877 RUNS NOW

Much has been made in recent years of the Cardinals wanting more swing and miss in their system. How are they doing? Let's take a look at their system-wide K%, BB%, and K-BB%, relative to lg. avg. The lost 2020 MiLB season is a good endpoint. First, the punchline w/ the graph.

Someone should create a band of Han Solo impersonators who cover Steely Dan songs and call themselves Steely Han.

I’m gonna need their shoes and socks to look like this.

I don't mean to brag but I'll be visiting a Tudor's Biscuit World in approximately 12 hours.

Obviously...

Time to buy my nephew's newborn infant a very special, one-of-a-kind gift from his uncle.

I marinated a strip steak from the farmer’s market in bourbon, worcestershire, minced shallot, and garlic, then grilled it. America’s Test Kitchen don’t miss. I’m surprised by how well the bourbon held up.

Look at this little sleeping farting angel

NYNYY 2, KCKC 1

I made a thing.

Why the shit is Chip Caray wearing a Pepto Bismol colored jacket?

Son of a bitch, I went down a Scandinavian folk music rabbit hole and went too far

The lady on the left at this Indian restaurant is doing the Hook ‘em Horns thing, while the lady on the right, representing the 74 other schools that hate UT, is in the classic “Bring it on, bitch” pose.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may recognize me from such films as “P is for Psycho” and “A Chunk of the President’s Skin is Missing.”

My brother found this at a vintage clothing shop in Barcelona. M I Z and so forth cc: @chasedaniel.bsky.social

Things that have made my dog bark through the years: -the doorbell on What We Do in the Shadows -the voice used by the vacuum robot -the beeps made when browsing on Apple TV -an accordion on a Rick Steves episode -a theremin version of a Debussy song He is so deeply weird sometimes.

My friend took a bunch of cicada shells and made a diorama.

FYI, everyone, May 1st is High Potassium Awareness Day. Please observe safely.

I can't wait until Hunter Dobbins makes his Cardinals debut so I can officially give him his only appropriate nickname, Bilbo Dobbins. "Who's pitching tonight?" "The Dobbit" "Hell yeah..."

Poor Tito gets none. 🥺

It’s pork steak season. On the left, rubbed with Spiceology’s Carolina vinegar-inspired rub. On the right is Pappy’s Rocket Rub. Both will get hit with the family recipe mustard sauce/mop, and are smoking over applewood.

Attention, Cardinals fans, @popflypopshop.bsky.social has a new Cardinals-themed drop. This time, it's Bruce Sutter. popflypopshop.com/products/239...

Worst weekend for J.D. Vance since his mama traded him for a bag

The Royals are trolling us, come on now…

Happy Easter from this photo I took at the Louvre a few years ago, which I call “Dreaming of SuperJesus”

This is my sweet spot- I love these kinds of cities. Off the top of my head: -STL -Baltimore -Pittsburgh -Cleveland -Memphis -Milwaukee -The Twin Cities -Philly -SF and Oakland -I've never visited Detroit but I'm sure it'd qualify. Most US cities are awesome and way more people should visit them.