Markwayne Mullin sounds like a Righteous Gemstones character.

Change a baseball player by adding a letter: Crusty Staub

Cheese-filled hot dogs are meat twinkies.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college (undergrad): -Crime, Deviance, and Law -Perceptions of Death -Sociology of Religion -The Civil Rights Movement -Economy and Society There was also some spy class that seemed fun but was dreadfully boring.

Things suck but please enjoy this video of my short squatty dog running in appx. 10” of snow (blazing the trail set by my wife’s footprints) if you need a breather.

It's very cold across most of the country, so to counteract that, quote-post a favorite photo from a summertime baseball game. Ok, 4 more and I'm cheating- 2 are spring (and rainy no less but warmer than now). The Musial statue (& R2D2 building), Camden Yards, Citi Field, and a Nats Park rainbow.

Oh jeez, only one? Here are four- the London Series in 2019, San Francisco, post-game fireworks over the Mazeroski statue in Pittsburgh, and Oakland. I have a fantastic one of Nats Park with a rainbow over the stadium but it was very much a chilly day in April.

I am a fan of this 12-team college football playoff system (though, it should be 16), but its fatal flaw is the lack of pop tart deaths to end the game

-Church and Baez look like half of a boy band. -Fitts looks like some dude in a bar in a Boston-set movie talking shit to the protagonist. -Blaze Jordan seems like he should be the journalist asking questions of the players

Then introduce them in fake mustaches and Groucho glasses as new Steelers coach Ron Carbaugh, and new Ravens coach Mark Tompkins.

I need a smash cut of every NFL broadcaster using the word "chippy" when opponents have shoving matches this year. The Brady section alone would take like 2 minutes.

Time to ring in* the new year**!!!!*** *smoke **a pork steak *** in 11° wind chill

I made a "Where I'd Live" map.

A fun recipe today… I took golden oyster mushrooms, tossed them in olive oil, then tossed them in a flour/maple bourbon rub mix (an amazing Xmas gift for me from my wife). Then I baked them until crispy. Sort of a golden oyster mushroom chip with a tasty seasoning.

If Stranger Things really wanted to evoke the 80s aesthetic, the soundtrack would intermittently weave in hair band songs with super specific lyrics pertaining to the action on screen.

R.I.P., any chance I had of explaining to east coasters who pejoratively refer to “flyover country” that KC is in Missouri.

-A bed of butterhead lettuce -mixed with red wine vinegar and bacon crumbles -topped with toasted baguette, which itself was topped with morbier cheese -all topped with buttery, slightly herbed sautéed morels right from the skillet (which melted the cheese)

Four Christmas horror movies I try to watch each December (I can do 4 more if anyone wants)

How do you know you married the right person? We each bought cheese as a Christmas gift for the other. Cheesin’s Greetings!

Cardinals Sign Bennings from The Thing

Thank you AI, you’ve done it again.

This is a gif from a Christmas movie that I saw in the theater- and loved- when I was just shy of 8 years old.

What the fuck are we even doing here...

How it started/how it’s going

How long do you have to microwave a turkey? It’s only 12 pounds.

Brandon Clarke may never throw enough quality strikes but there are like three LHPs in the entire sport who have his combo of arm speed and slider quality

I've seen Empire Strikes Back counltess times and it only just now dawned on me that the C-3PO doppelganger in Cloud City told him to eat shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWoG...

If you are celebrating Thanksgiving, here's your reminder- NOW is the time to start thawing your tofurkey!

You know, I want to eat a pig, but I wish it tasted more like ice cream.

My favorite stupid thing during college football broadcasts is how hard the announcers work to shoehorn local bars and restaurants into the broadcast. “That’s holding… just like I’ll be ‘holding’ a big plate of tot tacos at Brick Simpson’d Potato Hut in Springfield later!”

Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.

Madison folks will understand my angst in choosing between Rocky Rococo and Crazy TV Lenny, who was much more sane than he let on. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4uGB...

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Jazz Chisholm disapproves

Halloween decorations need to come down. Eventually Christmas decorations will need to go up. Let’s multitask.

This Trey Yesavage photo seen 'round the world is by AP photographer David J. Phillip. Put it in the Art Gallery of Ontario.

In last night's French class, we had to identify a problem and list solutions. The objective: write a brief newspaper-style opinion article about it. We chose "Fewer people are reading." So if you want to know how to say "We must give pizza to kids for reading books again" in French, let me know.

I see the Angels have hired a manager and it's (checks article)... Kurt Suzuki?

Dear Mariners fans, We are all profoundly sorry. Please win one soon. Signed, Anyone who enjoys baseball anywhere

As a baseball fan and impartial observer, it’s completely unfair that either of these teams will have to go home after tonight.

Love this viral marketing for the next season of Lupin. How will that wacky Assane get away this time?!

I’m taking a mental health day. Smoking a lamb shoulder with a worcestershire and vinegar baste (aka “black dip”), reading spooky Shirley Jackson stories, and drinking bourbon. 

Between Buttplug Guy, The Canadian Hulk, and now the cheesehead kid, what the hell is going on with the Jays’ front 3-4 rows? And I was tracking the Hulk guy back during the Yankees series.