Jfc this it's hard to decide on the artist I want to work with since I don’t know any of them and don't have a system to check if the Artists in the comments of my "Art Wanted" post are humans are Bots trying to scam me. Please, my big maker friends... #commissionart #dungeonsanddragons #ocart

Hey all I need a super cool artist who is taking commissions atm. For some character art. New PC in a current campaign. Needed a new direction and this one sits right for me. There are a lot Dad and a little Daddy. He's disarming and disarming. So warm but deadly? #dungeonsanddragons #art

Ahhh drama my old friend let me tell you of my fantastic coping skills that will not sway me from continuing with others. This is also not a reflection on me but on that in itself. As a DM I will inevitably be the bad guy in someone else's story and apparently, today is that day. #dungeonmasterlife

Please do know I don't need some gatekeeper to tell me how to run my games. I've got 30+ years of Dming under my belt believe me the only reason I can be so free from is my extensive knowledge of the game. Now I don’t need to justify anything to you but I will hold steady on this hill.

When I tell you I am quite literally GMing a dream table right now. I gave them fake homework from an NPC professor at the school, and they gave me back college-level homework responses in Docs and shit. Fuck lol...what have I got myself into... #GM #Storyteller #Dungeonanddragons

My new campaign has utterly beguiled me. Also, there is at present an open seat aquire within..... open.spotify.com/playlist/76k...

Sam and I say "Hi" 👋💀

Ugh, the men here are such a snoozefest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a homebody, but 99.9% of the dudes around me have the personality of boiled unseasoned chicken. I love being in an open relationship, but damn didn’t think I’d have to work this hard. I just want stability, support, and some options. 😉

From the grave he has risen again. My tattoo artist said it looks like a Pokémon and I'm okay with this. His Sam...Sam Hain...because everyone needs a Sam.

Erasing the temporary cute grim reaper tattoo on my hand only to get the real thing in its place tomorrow is the most Necromancer thing I think I could do.

For those who dig TV On The Radio, I suggest this album. spotify.link/dB4sa94MVXb

Well isn't this a disappointing Halloween but I'm not surprised in the least. Whatever I'm going to get a tattoo tomorrow I guess that'll make up for the shit Halloween.

When one of the two people in your life you care about with your whole heart tells you they love and appreciate you. It's so uplifting and just the thing I needed today. Love you buddy! 💜

Made my house tiger a bed to sleep next to me while I prep tonight's game. #catdad #acatslife

I guess I'll stop enjoying my day and go work on session.

I love the new Borderlands game but holy fuck the new patch fucked this game's sorting and storage system real good. Wtf @borderlands.2k.com it's almost unplayable now. So glad I paid hard-earned money for a half-cooked game. #borderlands4 #borderlandsbug #wtf

Queer BlueSky: How old were you when you came out and how old are you now? Came out when I was 18 and I'm now 41.

I was there for this and he's not wrong.

How I feel like I do the same shit with my players...great minds lol 😆

Well, that was a waste of a fucking an entire afternoon rushing to write an entire one-shot for both the people who were supposed to show up to cancel quite literally at the last minute.....Today has sucked 100%

I'm running a campaign about a school that trains heroes. It's very X-Men, The Magicians, My Hero Academia, see any teen melodrama. "The Thorne Institute for the Esoteric Arts." My question is if I were to be a professor there what would I teach? @punklenix.bsky.social pin on my jack!

New tattoo reveal! He's only here for a short time.

Going to a wedding today reconfirmed how absolutely shit my current relationship is. I wish the other boy would just ask me already.

When you're always in the background you never have to worry about main character syndrome.

It's noon. I haven't had anything to eat beyond medication, I'm at my bestie's sister's wedding way too early and to top it off I've only had one cup of coffee. This day is not starting well. Good news the event is very close to my house and I can cast Uber at 2nd lvl to dip whenever.

This is the time of year, when the bright power pop of early autumn fades into the fuzz and snarl of late fall. Where everything shifts to grunge, punk, and that hazy post-punk pop that sounds like sweater weather for your ears. spotify.link/EewKfgJvIXb

I think this playlist very much explains my line from last night which one of my brothers said and I quote "That's very Nick Hornsby, I can picture Cusack delivering that from behind the counter of his record store." spotify.link/HtK4WuAeGXb

The dice call to me, but adulting answers first. Today my character sheet's just me. I got high Charisma but tragically low Dexterity.

Don't get greedy… #sneakpeek #dailytees theyetee.com/collections/dai...

This....

This part right here I sent this to a good friend today with some pretty okay feedback. Idk where I'm going with this but it's oddly cathartic.

If anyone is following me and my short stories I'm writing here's a glimpse into Sullivan and Ruben's weirdly relatable and strange Upstate NY love story. The vibes are somewhere between High Fidelity and The Big Lebowski meets the X-files. spotify.link/IdN3iOxxEXb

Tonight's favourite line: "They drove north in the Think Tank, the Subaru’s heater rattling like an asthmatic ghost."

Don't care what you say, Gerry Rafferty's "City to City" is a fucking masterpiece. For example, this sounds like something off an Elliott Smith album in the '90s. open.spotify.com/track/6OG8fT...

Sometimes I like my spicy brain and how it allows me to do 2-3 things at the same time, like writing a new short story while also crafting its companion playlist, whilst also remembering the subject matter and models of such....lol

The messages I get from my players at 9:47 am: "What if I played a wizard who's also a plastic surgeon? I cast Breastidigitation"

I really don't have time for unprepared Shenanigans. If you come to me and say "I want to run a game at your table" and you can't tell me these things it will be "no": -Short to full synopsis of the story. -What system? -What kind of PCs and why? -Do you already have a party? This is the short list.

Be ready, the brain juices are flowing, so be warned if you have these things, I will auto follow you or forget that I do until you ♥️ something, and I go "who is that?" so right... Nerdiness Pizza and an occasional muscle flex

My best line tonight: "Besides, power pop’s punk with better manners.”

Frustrations...I has it. So I shall disappear into the Pernice Brothers and into a world that's so much simpler yet more difficult in other ways. I've not cracked the code yet in my over 20 years, I've "Activily" been doing the dating thing. open.spotify.com/track/0yESG0...

You write one short story about a queer slacker PI and now Bluesky has quite literally shown me two profiles here that are what I thought the two characters looked like in my mind. Listen here Matrix I'm a sad elder Millennial enough I don't need your help. But yeah I totally followed them...hi!

This right here...

You ever made yourself sad with your own writing? Haha no? Yeah me either I'm going to say this is my favorite part of what I wrote last night. Be kind it's just a snip more is cooking. Not going to say @malibudarby87.bsky.social art vibes would fit this world but you tell me...

I'm going to do a thing and write just for me, no one else. I have had an idea rattling around in my head for a while and only really feel like I need to put virtual pen to paper now. It might end up a nice like exercise in a "You still got it" thing, or a complete disaster and throw it in the bin.

Post you from a different era I see your Van Dyke beard and sunglasses and..... also raise you the same.

I truly truly need a queer supernatural detective show with his "best friend" a janitor set in like Vermont or The Hudson Valley starring idk someone like.....Jake Borelli....just saying I'd watch it.

Ahh better living through chemistry. I very much enjoy my brain making the right juices. How else can I accurately pilot my Flesh Mech?

Let me be clear I absolutely loathe billionaires but sometimes the enemy of our enemy is our friend and honestly, I'll take our Governor tellin the wanna be Cheeto dictator to come get him is so Chicago. Like fuck you Diaper Don come get us.

When was someone gonna tell me Chipotle has gluten-free items? I could have been eating their chips the entire time....