And now on the red carpet, we have Impostor Syndrome. Hey, can you tell who you're wearing? Oh, just the thoughts of being a shit GM/DM and every game has been terrible and my players are just being nice...

When you're new favorite show...

I truly love my players! This new headset curiosity of a certain group of players. Their explanation for getting them was and I quote "your headphones are jank and cats". #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmaster #catdad

"You Can't Outrun A Bear" by SilentPancake is $12 at checkout for a limited time shirtoid.com/320127/you-c... #bear #camping #hiking #nature #silentpancake #tent #wildlife

Fuck I'm so exhausted

If you see this, post an archer

2 and a half hour drive to go to a fucking mall are you kidding me?

I haven't posted today so I guess...

When the party organically actually follows my notes, you have a good laugh. This is what my notes said....

@fridaytea.com It arrived! Also the two extra little teas...you know me so well! I'm so excited for a cup tonight. Also can't wait to get my tea dice!

And to end my busy Sunday with a respectable bowl of Ramen...🍜

There quite nothing like spending $250 on groceries and then your buys himself lunch and doesn't even ask if you want anything this is after I also spent 40+ dollars getting them takeout for dinner last night. Please explain how this makes any fucking sense.

I need my meds to kick in toot sweet. Because the crying out of nowhere talking about an action figure with a friend can not happen. Guess we'll reset the counter. That was a good run something like 6 months since my eyes have been damp.

Wizard is when you get magic powers from either a magic book you found in your attic or a really cool stick you found in the woods, sorcerer is when you get magic powers after being bitten by a magic user, warlock is when you get magic powers from an unprotected hookup with a demon, devil, or fae.

I have a free night anyone need a game DMed today/tonight?

I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Josh of Mythical Kitchen for an absolutely wonderful talk, and a mind-blowingly delicious Last Meal: youtu.be/_0ZAIHERgFc?...

These went to my work's holiday thing today. And now he is a legend at the clinic. They keep me on just to get a main line to the cookies. Love you, babe ty 💜🍪

Days like today I wish I still drank...

Today like a lot of days is tough. When a pet parent runs in carrying their loved one the world slows to a crawl almost a standstill. Another has traveled across the rainbow bridge. Hug your fur babies extra tonight.

saw a TikTok that said "The last tattoo you got is the only thing you can take into battle with you"

Here's a list of things I'm tired of: Not having my own space that's not work-related. Trying so hard to get my needs met and just hitting walls or dealing with uninteresting troglodytes on the apps. Working so hard and not really having anything...

Ahh, that feeling of working almost 100 hours in 2 weeks and only having maybe if you're lucky less than a grand to your name.

So too harsh or not enough?

I hate looking at other happy couples. It does the exact opposite of the feeling it should. My meds deter me from showing or feeling "sadness" but the initial hit to the system ripples across me so I know it does affect me.

I'm channeling my frustration into a '90s mom cleaning montage.

Hey hon, you look frustrated....

The one day of the week I get to be a player......

Watching Eps 1 of The M9....here we go!

I'm so tired I got 4 hrs of sleep last night. I feel like I'm floating through the day like a Spike Lee movie.

T minus 1 hour until we're back at the Thorne Institute. Welcome back, students!

I'd rather have my nails pulled out than hear people chew....

JFC Universe can you make up your mind? What was the lesson? Like I don't speak in fucking metaphor. After eating emotional shit last night verbally at least. You decide to gently nudge quite probably my perfect man in my sphere. You truly are a DM aren't you? The conversation ended like so...🤯

This feels right for today...

After a particular nasty comment from a very blank profile on Grindr last night. I've decided to be done with that. The individuals say a few in my area are abysmal. Guess here's the universe balancing itself as I knew it would. Can't be in the light too long apparently I might get the wrong idea.

I once again will say that the sound of a sick or in pain animal/pet is the most heart-wrenching sound. They can't tell you why they hurt they just do. Give your pets extra hugs tonight.

Get you a table of players that draw up legit paper printed and signed requisition forms....what have I done?

Did something with someone this weekend that I didn't think would ever be possible. Listen I'm at the age that if someone who is way out of my league but is into me I'm taking it(or they do 😉). I 100% lived my best Grey's Anatomy fever dream this weekend. If u think this about surgery it's not...

I heard something tonight that is gonna stick with me forever and I believe every bit of this since it directly applies to me. "Improve is just stuff you practice a 1000 times." I'd say I've got a few 1000 games give or take a few under my belt.

So anyone got a game they need another player for? Or need a DM/GM for?

Why is it that when everything is working in my favor the way it's supposed and good things are happening I feel worse than when bad stuff is happening?

Thanks to everyone who reached out to me via my "Artist Needed" post. I have finally decided on who I'm going with. I'm going to keep everyone's info ready for any future projects. Thank you to those with whom I had actual conversations. I will be taking my post down as well here soon.

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Ummm....what..... youtube.com/clip/Ugkx00N...

My new character Aleksei Dren is 100% this kind of daddy... open.spotify.com/playlist/7ge...

I'm all about body and sex positivity but if you're an artist responding to me and your pfp and banner are some sultry pics of you I'm honestly going to assume you're a bot. Plus the copy-pasta response don't instill confidence. I'd prefer a msg or comment that sounds like idk...human. All I see is

God's below what can of worms did I open? This is nuts. I don't know who is who. Who I want to choose. This is starting to become overwhelming.

Jfc this it's hard to decide on the artist I want to work with since I don’t know any of them and don't have a system to check if the Artists in the comments of my "Art Wanted" post are humans are Bots trying to scam me. Please, my big maker friends... #commissionart #dungeonsanddragons #ocart

Hey all I need a super cool artist who is taking commissions atm. For some character art. New PC in a current campaign. Needed a new direction and this one sits right for me. There are a lot Dad and a little Daddy. He's disarming and disarming. So warm but deadly? #dungeonsanddragons #art

Ahhh drama my old friend let me tell you of my fantastic coping skills that will not sway me from continuing with others. This is also not a reflection on me but on that in itself. As a DM I will inevitably be the bad guy in someone else's story and apparently, today is that day. #dungeonmasterlife

Please do know I don't need some gatekeeper to tell me how to run my games. I've got 30+ years of Dming under my belt believe me the only reason I can be so free from is my extensive knowledge of the game. Now I don’t need to justify anything to you but I will hold steady on this hill.

When I tell you I am quite literally GMing a dream table right now. I gave them fake homework from an NPC professor at the school, and they gave me back college-level homework responses in Docs and shit. Fuck lol...what have I got myself into... #GM #Storyteller #Dungeonanddragons