they made me a sandwich with the ass of the bread

i regret not winning the powerball

you know i gotta get the wagoo smash burger. expertly bred and raised cattle ground into a paste and smushed into a circle yum

(in middle of art museum) i'm bored *starts watching Happy Days on Catchy Comedy at full volume on my phone*

i went to the place guaranteed to have the fewest americans: a regular non-"experience"-style art museum

If Jane mentions baked beans again I'll throttle her.

i'm going to use my remote antenna TV access to evangelize Bounce TV in japan

theres a diap*y person on the front page of tw*tch

oops

disney japan has a specific list of movies whose characters you can cosplay as during their halloween celebration. The Mighty Ducks isn't listed but D2: The Mighty Ducks is. so Emilio is ok but if you are found to be cosplaying as Jussie Smollett's character you will be ejected from the park.

cc @kikihime.bsky.social

they laughed at the quail egg cookie but now it's trendy

my apocalypse water supply (2 gallon) imploded due to the temperature change or something and i had to clean it all up

i must win a Winnebago from mcdonalds monopoly

i watched Frenzy. after Nope-az i was worried but it was kino the master is back

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

people are telling me to mix the rice with the beans

the restaurant is packed with couples i'm still waiting stream will be late sorry my supporters

this is so twisted

lol

why are these things so shite looking now www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSJp...

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

i havent drank coffee or played video games in 3 days (4th day today)

i can't buy any books on the kobo thing i got so i googled for a solution. cool #kobofail

I miss reading Colin quinn xeets

i was practicing speaking japanese with crapgpt (like "pretend you are a friend of a friend and have a normal conversation with me" and it's not bad at first but after about 4 messages it's like

セガ、国際オリンピック委員会（IOC）と「ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ」 公式ライセンス商品の展開に向けたライセンス契約を締結 SEGA® Teams up with the International Olympic Committee on a New Multi-Year Licensing Agreement Celebrating the Olympic Brand and Sonic the Hedgehog™

oh look, The Avengers is on TV

shite stream sunday twitch.tv/porchfan

i decided to take part in an experiment of my own making for November.

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

post on nextdoor about a restaurant closing and a old lady replied "Can't anything last forever?"

i'm sorry i failed my meme post earlier. i'll correct it and repost it tomorrow

twitch.tv/porchfan Spooktober begins NOW get in

I got a feelin... that tonight's gonna be a good stream 😃

stay frosteh 😋❄️🍺

this next guy looove the animal

"Puff Diddy" is being sentenced today. Hasn't he suffered enough already?? @theonion.com

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I saw a coexist bumper sticker today but it said TOXIC

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