apparently President Trump was confused when he went to The Backrooms. Because he thought he was going in there to do some of his dealings

finger tutting is coming back in 2026. i know i've said this every year for the past 12 years but this time it's true.

americans three days after the day of the year everyone in the country eats at least two burgers: It's National Burger Day!

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

got a Dutton Ranch-themed delivery box from amazon and it just looks wet and shitty

accidentally did funky kong ololololay verbal stim in a phone meeting and i wasn't on mute

this looks good www.youtube.com/watch?v=89t1...

half gallon ice cream finished in 2 months. i wont buy ice cream again #nomore #stopthemadness

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The Jetsons opening and the Simpsons opening are pertty similar (song and animation both)

recently i've been getting google search result pages with completely empty screens (not using quotes, doesnt say 0 results found, doesnt suggest anything, and gets results if i shuffle the query around) #upgrade

lol

The English manual for WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames states that Dr. Crygor created Wario's car. However, the French manual changes this into Dr. Crygor claiming to have created Wario himself. This makes him either Wario's father or Wario some kind of "Crygor's Monster".

バーガーキングは猫をも虜にします。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Burger King even captivates cats.

i feel like I've been at the top of my game lately while streaming

watching antenna tv

it's raining and i just saw a guy with an umbrella walking 10 ft in front of a lady in a wheel chair wheeling herself while trying to hold onto a bunch of balloons #nukeus

Ready to dunk it, Penn & Teller style? The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.

FreakinReviews picking up an ice cube: Oh wow that's cold! *touches ice nugget with tip of tongue* oh yeah *licks it again* that's cold alright. *pointing laser thermometer at the ice* look at that, 32 degrees F! right where you want ice to be here in Vegas.

@kikihime.bsky.social found a job for you

[reading a games magazine] fuck. both of these ads look really good. i don't know which one to buy.

defunct land finish the fight twitch.tv/porchfan

grok create a gameplan to defeat the apartment ants

(coughing up a bunch of moldy apartment dust) grok, create an app to teach me how to manage dust accumulation in my physical space of residence using as many libraries as possible. node react gamified Javascript best code masterpiece program no bugs

anyone doin anything tonite?

Californians in this thread: nooo don't give us credit for this delicious looking and innovative menu item

at a fancy restaurant to the waiter: my compliments to the menu item creator

lol

i think i figured out a solution to sports betting/prediction markets that will satisfy everyone. everything stays the same, but instead of betting money you bet Points which you can redeem for desktop wallpapers or ringtones. Win enough and you get a lunch with the CEO.

Columbo perp answering the telephone four fifths into the episode: (exasperated) What is it?! Police: This is the LAPD. Lt. Columbo wants to meet with you at the scene of the crime. He said he wants to fuck with you Perp: (rolling eyes) I'll be right there.

cant believe the italian knockoff of Superhero Movie was bad

this is some of y'all

tgif twitch.tv/porchfan

had a dark intrusive thought today: what if i went back to Burger King and got another Grokgu Meal

i watched some Two Fat Ladies and they cooked up some truly vile looking shit. maybe if you were a fat british person in the 90s it meant you had fucked up taste buds that made british cuisine taste good.

Mr Magoo is such an S-tier toon. his adversaries are his own broken body and the universe itself

thought it was safe to watch The Mask animated series for 10 seconds

rip to the protruding nipple GOAT

are the Two Fat Ladies still kickin?

timeline cleanser

it's time for a shorter, uglier Bond

what if I ran a video cable from my pc to my bedroom and had a monitor arm attached to my bedside table