Landscaping zaddy @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

Pop album of the summer is fucking here 🫠

My medical assistant crushed the NCLEX and I’m ecstatic because she will now be an RN but also devastated because that means she’s going to leave me 😭

The husband and I fully intend when we are in Chicago in May to sit and watch all the shirtless men run by on Lakeview while we sip cold brew

Hearing teens wanting to invest in crypto (f*ck you Mr. Beast) and participate in Kalshi/Polymarket is terrifying. Y’all want to be bankrupt with a gambling addiction in your 20s???

Staying consistent for speedo season

If young men channeled all their anger away from guns and back into lyrics in a recording studio, there would be a rock/metal industry renaissance we haven’t seen in decades.

We need the AZ sun again 🫩 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

I hate the conspiracy theories and crazy online internet stories weirdos share with me. I worry about them occupying valuable space in my brain, evicting actual useful information to make room for the mindless bullsh!t I never wanted to know

When activist diva, Jane Fonda endorses @nateforutah.bsky.social for Congress you know who you should vote for

Lifting heavier bc gym daddy showed up

Rosie got to have a fun day with her daddies @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

Off the hook for jury duty for at least 2 years 😮‍💨

Johnny Harris’ videos are so informative and enlightening. I highly recommend his YT channel 🤩

Ppl who use AI to alter their physical appearance in some way on social media are so weird. Like sweetie, you do know everyone has eyeballs irl 🙄

Caught the spring cleaning bug this Sunday and completely cleared out several rooms of clutter to donate and our storage room has the new shelving to put all my husband’s protein trinkets that were cluttering up the office. It feels so good 🤩 only a few more rooms to finish next weekend

IYKYK

We got the AZ sun this weekend and had the same idea for the bathroom mirror 🤭💖 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

The best Valentine’s date ever with the best valentine 💖 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.

SLC solidarity to American freedom and the Constitution

My dogs are scarier than yours

Husband and I have always wanted to make a queer-friendly third place at a coffee lounge

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Beta testing a new workout app for @jeffnippard.bsky.social and I use this screenshot to discuss live activities 🤭 too gay?

Bicep thread 🧵 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

Merry Chrysler🎄 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

Eventually, very soon, you will be able to purchase ebooks on ANY bookseller site and be able to upload them on any device, including your kindle!

Went in search of a spark of joy and found it @devrho.bsky.social

Consistently using Hevy since Feb 🤩

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite chef daddies

Farm girlie thanksgiving in Southern Illinois, gossiping about all the bloomfies ☕️ 💖

New fit for the gym 🥰

Another solid start to Saturday 💪🏻

Finally got to Babel on the reading list and this is one of the greatest books I’ve ever read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ R.F. Kuang is GOAT

We use this appliance more than any other in our kitchen 🥰

There’s nothing more wonderful and heartbreaking when I meet a new patient in clinic who can finally get a PreP prescription after being denied basic, harm-reducing preventive care from outside physicians. This is why having queer people in medicine is so important.

I PLEDGE ALLIANCE TO YOUR HANDS 🙌🏻, YOUR TEAM 🏈 YOUR VIBE 😎

You can always count on the internet to lack all nuance and critical thought. This place isn’t real, folks. Go outside and be in the real world more.

Vaxxed and highly favored 💖

My car emissions technician just got this banger on full blast when he turned my car on 🤭

Spooky season is here with Juju, Sapphira, Landon & Ginger 👻🧟‍♀️🧙‍♀️🐈‍⬛🎃 @ryanrhodes.bsky.social

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The Chicks

Celebrating a happy 5th wedding anniversary with @ryanrhodes.bsky.social today 🥰💞

Lady gargar is phenomenal as always but also the bass and guitar lines are ridiculous 🔥

Love the rare occasions to get a little dressed up with my forever wedding date. An honor to celebrate the wedding of two of the sweetest humans too. @devrho.bsky.social

You married a golden retriever 🥰

Officially 35 today 🎉

2015 vs 2025

Freakier Friday did NOT disappoint! Jamie Lee Curtis was EVERYTHING and the movie gave just the right amount of nostalgia 🥰💖 Go see it!