Clear and obvious butterfly effect.

USMNT in 5

lol lmao

lol lmao - yes fans are definitely rational about their fandoms.

What a match. Also. You know fifa is picking the music bc they’re playing “it’s coming home” at the Azteca

That’s not beer

This game is drunk

OMG

These stutter step pen never works. Stop doing it, guys.

TIL. The Spanish navy is still called the Armada.

Oof. Not a message from “looking for older”

The USMNT having to play Bosnia AND Herzegovina? Hardly seems fair

Oh, come on!

Fox. No one is calling team Canada “Les Rouges (The Reds)”

Sad. I think my giant laser jet printer that I got free when HP broke my laptop when I sent it in for repairs is finally kaput. Not bc the printer doesn’t work, but bc its software is obsolete. Won’t connect to my WiFi. Won’t work with a wireless hookup. Good run though. 12 years.

I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a

O Canada, we stand on guard for 3. Is this a thing?

Nice goal by the Swiss. That hurts(egovina).

Fox - stop trying to make the James Corden late night World Cup wrap up show happen. It’s not gonna happen.

A triumph of reaching out for comment lol "One City Hall spokesperson texted 'oh no,' when sent the photo."

Me: “I don’t think anyone is gonna score but Panama seems more likely” <30s later> GOALLLL GHANA

Nice going, doctor Congo

Jalen Brunson & Josh Hart are throwing out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium tonight (coming off their NBA Finals victory and on the eve of the Knicks Canyon of Heroes parade)

When your friends really know you:

Lordy, Lordy, this is 40 🎂

That’s fun. The Uruguayan goalkeeper - and me - both turn 40 tomorrow. I would probably be less effective in a World Cup match though.

If hell were real, my Sisyphean punishment would be to go car shopping every day until eternity

Knicks in…

THE NEW YORK FUCKIN KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS?!?! THE KNICKS?!

Oh noooo. These people checking in near me at LGA… “What?! I just got an email our flight is canceled and rebooked to JFK?!”

Final from Los Angeles. The USMNT opens its World Cup campaign with a resounding win at home.

Best the US has looked in a WC game, maybe ever ?

Are they actually using VAR for the right thing????

What a half. Keep it up!

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

LETS GOOOOOO

Really? In TYOOL 2026, we still need to have an NFL player do an intro to a soccer match on Fox because, get this, he plays football too!

Hell yeah little girl eating soup and chicken parm at the Greek diner. Live your dreams!

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Well we know whose fault it is that the Knicks lost tonight.

I don’t understand what a flagrant foul is, apparently

INTENSE boos just now when they showed Trump on the jumbotron during the anthem.

GO NY GO NY GO

Good for Han Solo

I need a rusical on drag race called f*gtime

Man. Lesley was so good as Jocasta. I’d like to thank Sophocles…

Can Titus not see the teleprompter?

Shosh!

LFG

This ref must have money on the spurs