You can’t spell Fallen Angels without FAGS

James Cameron directed the Billie Eilish concert film? Sure.

With CC Sabathia

the worst (best?) thing that @mearns.bsky.social has ever done

It’s kind of amazing how much better Secretariat was than every other horse ever.

Ooh. I’m flying out of Bsky’s favorite gate today.

Fuck cancer

🚨 BREAKING: TIM COOK STEPPING DOWN

You can find me in St. Louie

this is fucking nuts:

New: Feds allege SantaCon con

These thieves

I’m shook. I was talking to some man on an app. Eventually realized he’s using AI generated pics. 🤯

Sup bro

Happy TACO Tuesday

Sadness. I guess I didn’t get Celine tickets because apparently they went on sale this AM and I didn’t get a presale code. 🥲

AND they’re not letting anyone drive to the matches? What a mess. This will go really well when you have a match on a Monday evening at 8pm and you tell people sorry, you’re not allowed to leave work and go home. Good job, everyone

Good morning fAAgs

We’re going to the moon. Pretty cool.

While yes, I am happy it’s no longer winter, the pollen is wrecking me today. 😭😭😭

Well that’s a first. Flight had an aborted takeoff. Pilot slammed the brakes on the runway. Thankfully everyone is ok. Scary stuff though. And an extra 4 hours to my already long travel day. Wooo.

I’m on the new AA A321XLR. AMA. (AAMAA?)

Bsky’s hottest club is … the Greenwich Lounge at JFK. Take that Delta queens.

A much much older old man messaged me on Grindr simply writing “very nice” I replied with a Borat gif

Hey bro, can you wash my back?

The dental hygienist said my brushing was “excellent.” When I tell you that I am on cloud nine.

After a fortnight that beautifully celebrated baseball, "one memorable image will be of Venezuela in the sunburst of joy. Another will be that of America alone, the hosts masquerading as toy soldiers, at home and painfully out of place." Excellent Howard Bryant piece in @us.theguardian.com today:

Honestly. Good for them. Congrats Venezuela. They deserved it. This US team was so joyless. And, ya know, <gestures vaguely at the US-VZ political situation>

Baseball!

The st paddy’s party at my parents senior community is LIT

The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy

When does Starina perform at this gay bar on South Beach?

This is in fact the normal way that we identifiable Jews live

I am somehow, yet again, sitting alone in the VIP

In a 12-page written opinion, U.S. District Judge Dale Ho found “there is no duty to warn a consumer of the spice-associated risks that come with consuming salsa.”

America is already great. #tripledipper

Just a preposterous ballplayer.

When will I learn that taking an early morning flight just leaves me exhausted and isn’t actually a good move?

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

So. Uh. That’s a first. I’m about to go run an errand. There’s police tape cordoning off the sidewalk. They’re like, “If you leave, you may not be allowed back in. Someone called in a bomb threat to the school next door”. Anyway… Idk what’s going on. But I’m back inside. 🥲

That’s fun/dangerous. The water machine at the my office has caffeine water

Super jealous of BC

I can get very jaded living in NYC. (I know). But sometimes you get a fun reminder how neat it is to live here. Walking down the street and a woman squeals to her friend “eeee we’re finally here!!” And I get to do it every day

I went to the gym. Please clap. 👏

Interesting. By my count, 4 of the 5 team USA hockey players skipping the state of the union are from Minnesota. 🧐

Just posting this pic of a dog and a snowman for no reason. Def not for the tree in the background.

If you insist

Update: it snowed a heckuva lot in NYC