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If I ever get another cat, it will be called Frumpkin #TheMightyNein

In this Trump-Hegseth world, I sometimes wonder what it would actually take to be a scandal that would rock the world anymore, buuuut... because people are mentally children, probably still just a nip-slip

I sorta picture Pete Hegseth playing "war" games in his bathtub, sinking his rubber ducky with "neeeeeeooooooSPLOOSH" sounds

I sorta picture Pete Hegseth playing "war" games in his bathtub, sinking his rubber ducky with "neeeeeeooooooSPLOOSH" sounds

Robots with robot voices in entertainment seem kind of quaint now. #AI

Tried the Mighty Nein series, enjoying it thus far. Ep 3 was wild 😄 Jester's voice actress is a prime example of why AI voices are such a godawful idea. Everything she says is funny. Whether or not the line is great, the delivery always is. AI's never gonna deliver like that.

I'd love writers to not be held to higher standards than mega-budget-thousands-of-employees video games. "This buggy game release is barely playable, but hey, it'll get patched!" "Oh, I found a grammatical error in this book by an indie author and it ruined my entire immersion." #writingCommunity

I honestly don't care what wins Game of the Year, so long as it's Clair Obscur 😏

Waiiiit... were JK Rowling's wizards THOSE kind of "wizards" all along?

Fun fact about me: I tend to find people who introduce themselves by their title kind of unbearable.

In one regard, it's nice to have a family who's supportive of my writing and wants to read it instead of feeling compelled. On the other, the amount of times I've thought "Hell yeah, I'm REALLY going to go wild in this scene... oh right, mom's going to read it 😐 " #WritingCommunity

O Ghosts of Halloween: Your first haunting targets are people who talk in absolutes about subjective things.

I think authors should just randomly interrupt their books by writing their name in caps, kinda like Gaga does with her music #WritingCommunity

Fast forward a thousand years and there will be folklore tales about a repulsive and greedy old orange Troll King who squatted in a golden palace and could only be appeased by offerings of hamburgers

I think maybe the one thing I'll never understand about the manosphere/Tate crowd is, how is it Alpha to do what another guy online tells you to do?

Welp, giving up #EA will be the easiest thing I ever did. The me-liking-EA games ship had long since sailed anyway. Anyway, long live indies!

What do you think all the #Rapture weirdos are doing now? Still crying? Praying even harder for next time? Turning into Atheists? What?

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

I feel like, since El Presidente expressed his desire for it to be so, #JimmyKimmel was ALWAYS going to get pulled off the air. They were just waiting for a moment where they could appear to do it 'correctly'.

We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan. We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights. Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections. Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.

Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard? Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime

Join me! #kimmel #JimmyKimmel #Disney

Oh, you think YOUR dating life is hard? Imagine being ME, a straight guy who doesn't want to date any woman who likes serial killers/true crime

It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality

It's weird how so many people root for the heroes in fiction, but the villains in reality

My toxic online personality trait is, if I'm repeatedly TOLD to like and subscribe, I'm definitely not gonna do it

I'm not gonna look it up to see why, but I find it fascinating that people use "boo" to express intense disapproval with, say a public figure, and also use it like a cartoon ghost would to scare someone, and it seems WOEFULLY inadequate for either purpose 😄 #language

The silly part of movies like horror movies Wrong Turn is the notion that you have to go out into the woods to meet the worst elements of society

Well, she's coming with me to work today #Silksong

I never understand why people call their pet something like Dutchess Fuzzington The Third or whatever. We all know you're gonna just call them "Fuzzy" within a week

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

I think mostly, I just find people who use AI to "create" their art/writing/music to be intensely BORING people

Was thinking today that President Zelenskyy of Ukraine has only been able to think about one thing for 3.5 years, and how mentally grueling that must be

I just watched the horror movie Abigail, which is about [SPOILERS] a young ballerina who really wants to impress her dad and [EXTRA SPOILERS] is also a bloodthirsty vampire and goes about it in a wildly gory fashion. It was great, predictable, but the kid playing the ballerina-vamp CARRIED it.

I feel like I've hit the point of my social media career where I no longer have anything to say but just keep saying it anyways

I dream of a day that, instead an island of garbage in the ocean, there will be an island of red hats

100% sure that 90% of squirrel dialogue is swear words

I try to enjoy stand-up comedy, I do. But so much of it is just people re-examining the same life experiences over and over. "So I'm a dad now..." GOOD FOR YOU, bring on the generic wife/kids jokes, I guess

The planet itself is in a climate crisis, animals keep going extinct, tons of people from all walks of life need help, and 32% of charitable donations go to fantasy space wizards

Now that we're in the age of AI, where are the CLEAR Bigfoot videos?

You know what I never hear? Canadians talking about other Canadians who've gotten jobs in other countries and saying, "wow they shouldn't be taking those jobs away from the locals."

That looks good... oh, I've seen it...? This one looks good too... oh, I saw two episodes already, apparently. This one... nope, I guess I saw that too. My evening on Netflix. Dunno if I'm just old, or content mediocrity is out of control.

What do you want most in the world? Riches? True love? World peace? I just want a nice detailed Lune from Clair Obscur figure. #ClairObscur bsky.app/profile/expe...

Wait, Amazon, Fox News, Tesla, Facebook AND Joe Rogan are ALL featured in the new War of the Worlds movie?! Sign me up! ...is what I'd say if I had a red hat surgically attached to my scalp. Anyways, this is one of the funniest Pitch Meetings yet: youtu.be/2fhLdREPEF4?...

I was writing and I wrote "upset" but I changed it to "unhappy", but I forget to remove the "p" and got "uphappy", which I'm now putting forward for an almost manic kind of intense happiness, so happy it makes other people uncomfortable. #writingCommunity