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In honor of Oliver Reed’s birthday, I’m starting this biography, bracing myself for what I’ll learn 📕 #botd

Remembering the imitable, seemingly indestructible, highly watchable Oliver Reed, on what would've been his 88th birthday. Here he is after downing 126 pints in 24 hours. #botd

We don’t talk enough about the ambitious, tactical, and ultimately heartbreaking revenge arc of Baron Zemo in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR #ilosteveryone #mcu

I’m kind of a big deal…? 📕🏆 #GoodreadsYearinBooks

Thanks to @imdb.bsky.social, TIL that two stars of not-a-Christmas-movie DIE HARD were born on the same day: Xmas Eve, 1955: “Theo” Clarence Gilyard (RIP) & “Agent Johnson” Grand L. Bush 🎄🏙️

So great I finally got to meet @pattonoswalt.bsky.social at @huxleyandhiro.bsky.social after being a fan for so long. My wife and I then caught his hilarious show at the Playhouse on Rodney Square. Curse you, Brandon Tilley! #iykyk #pattonoswalt #indiebooks

Solid vibes in Wilmington, DE this morning. #NoKings

Just finished @tcmtv.bsky.social’s new season of THE PLOT THICKENS abt the making of Cleopatra & host @benmank77.bsky.social’s tie to the topic: his uncle, director Joe Mankiewicz. So good, didn’t want it to end. Compelled me to pick up Nick Davis’ 📕(best title ever) at my local @barnesandnoble.com

Loved listening to Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social rave about ALLIGATOR on @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social. 🐊 My “cool aunt” took me to see it when I was 11; I told the entire movie to my friend at school during lunch the next day. 🐕🦵🧨🕳️

No spoilers, but when Marc Anthony puts the cookie on his back, I’m a puddle. 😭 🐱 🐕 #LooneyTunes

dont go food shopping when you’re hungry. i did. ate everything in the store. they had to close it. 37 people lost their jobs. even bob who just bought a snake

not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout

Actual footage of me checking my wallet after Christmas.

The bar at AMC Theatres, West Chester, Pa #iykyk #movies #hitchcock 🍿🎥

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just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.

After watching ROBOCOP dozens of times over decades, I realized today that Dick Jones grabs Bob Morton’s hair without washing his hands after taking a dump. 💩 😟 📽️

I don’t ask for much / The truth will do just fine