// I am offering creative consultations through my business, Essay Friend, at a reduced rate because I want to center the business around these sessions. It’s like therapy, but for creative outlets. Writing, tutoring, and editing will remain $50, but consults will only be $35. Let’s have some fun!

I also offer more traditional services related to writing and editing if Creative Writing isn’t what you’re looking for.

// // As some of you know, I’m an educator and freelancer, so I decided to offer some niche creative workshops. If you’re interested in rapping or poetry, I have massively discounted sessions available to try and offset some emergency costs.. Hit me up if you’re interested.

A Declaration for @uciefed.bsky.social, with @iamdatura.bsky.social by my side: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

It has been years since I lost the CULT Classic Championship and swore I would never wrestle again if I could not earn it back. I am beginning to feel like it’s necessary to be a liar.

If you need me, I’ll be ugly crying and gyrating to the new Sleep Token album. You kids have fun @jjslayer.bsky.social, I do not apologize for anything that happens for the next 7-10 business days.

// First roleplay I’ve written in ages: outsiderscw.boards.net/thread/97/di...

// Can someone like me to Crash Rodruigez’s work/fed. I’d like to know a little bit about my return opponent.

I don’t know who took this photograph of me, but I think it captured my good side.

@jjslayer.bsky.social @insurgentsia.bsky.social Yelena Gorgo

@distortedamber.bsky.social @iamdatura.bsky.social @kieranfuking.bsky.social Helena Handbasket Destiny Daniels It’s all been collaborative/influenced stuff from me lately.

“That’s What I’m Feeling”, a CD piece that might have something to do with @eclcorp.bsky.social. Maybe. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

"We can make this better, but we're not. Yes, we will. We're just looking for something inside us to kill."

oh ya? u wanna teehee? be a cute lil bean uWu? how about i burn your house down flirtatiously :3? u like that senpai @~@????

Huge thank you to @jjslayer.bsky.social for reminding me this app exists. I'll be using it very frequently now.

//Part 5 of Chapter 1 of Punch’s Game, “Bad Vibes, So-So Music”. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

//For people following along, apologies for the big gaps between parts in Punch’s Game, having @superiorcyph3r.bsky.social at my house has proven too distracting for @prnightmareito.bsky.social. Stuff should be back on track soon though! I kid, of course, it’s been nice having him here.

“Plus a thousand is a lot Sometimes I get excited before really sizing up the job I think I drew like one more on a red-eye into Queens I ain't even make a dozen, I been eyeing other things” —Aes