Nothing ruins a day quite like "[coworker] called out, you have to close"

You ever space out while driving so hard you don't notice that you passed your exit until you hit the next town?

Can I go back to never getting hangovers? My body hates me

I am drunn

Sometimes your brain is looking for things and people and shit to be pissed off at and you gotta shut that shit down so quick

I can't stop watching this music video music.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-...

Had some stickers that I didn't want to stick to anything so I put some magnets on them and stuck them to my corkboard to display them!

My professors keep trying to push AI bullshit for us to use in our classes, and I need them to know that I would rather get an icepick lobotomy

Doctor Who's version of The Weakest Link was the best version

Found old things made for me by my high school best friend who doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Feeling good tonight

Now live with episode 18 of Forlorn Dirge! Trust me when I say this episode will bring some... killer laughs www.twitch.tv/gamerazillak...

It's a national holiday today

Here's a minute of Shadow being a goofball

I don't think I ever really grew out of liking plushes

What the fuck do you mean they never used holy water guns in Supernatural?

Very funny listening to my coworker try to explain FF7 to my other coworker

Bought myself a little creature from my work because I thought he was cute

At the point of listening to my school lectures while working

"Stone, you post about Halloween Wars every year. What is it?" It's this shit. All made out of cake, sugar, modeling chocolate, pumpkin, etc. It's fucking sick (Cw creepy doll and scarecrow)

Guys, I was wrong, the rapture is on the 6th. Sell your belongings and quit your jobs

Finally did the most recent raids in WoW and I was surprised by how well I did, I only died on the final boss and it was because I threw myself off on accident like the incredibly smart and skilled player

Was going to stream today but I am exhausted so instead I shall vibe for the evening

Curious what Homestuck fans think of the pilot

I get out of a depressive spiral just for work to shove me right back in

I’ve been enjoying this thread all day but I haven’t seen anyone post the comic version of this classic puchiko post, a perfect work of art coolfrogdude.tumblr.com/post/1907395...

Very rude of a game to give you responsibility when you're new to the content. This is my first time in this raid, why give me the important mechanics! I dunno what I'm doing :(

Perhaps tomorrow we return to Date Everything? 🤔

MY 8 YEAR AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY!!! Breath of the Wild Trial of the Sword 3 Heart Master Mode!!!! MEOW WITH ME :3 twitch.tv/gameboilight

That Road Files from the most recent Ghost Files

An announcement, I'll be returning for the 3rd year to fundraise for the Spooktacular Streamathon for @gamersoutreach.org ! I'm so excited to be invited back, and to spend the entire month streaming for them! Be sure to sign up for your own events between Oct 22nd and 31st, and tag me in them too!

He also approved the word "twink" being used in the 4th episode!

God does not want me to ride a jet ski

The whole rapture thing is very funny because it explicitly states in the Bible that the rapture will happen when least expected and literally no one will know the date and time of the rapture

MY AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY!!! SM64xSA2B Archipelago! MEOW WITH ME :3 twitch.tv/gameboilight

There's no social media site that has taught me to just accept whatever the fuck is trending than Tumblr. Everyone's reblogging juggling stick figures? Sure, okay. Dangerous crow boy that eats plastic is trending? Why not

Perfect timing! I added a 200 sub goal to the stream since Giselle is quitting her job and we need a tiny bit of help to get through the month!

I may be able to stream on Sunday with how much of my homework I've knocked out already :3

PSA for whenever something gets too intense in a game I'm streaming: IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! #SpoonyArt

I feel like there's a game that uses cat noises as some kind of background noise or sound effect but the game has nothing to do with cats and I cannot think of the game

Game companies charging $70/$80 for a game are off their fucking rocker

I am now certified to drive a boat in the state of California

Shadow's in a weird mood

My older brother had to idea to use my Stream Deck to create shortcuts for my algebra class since I'm typing shit in a lot and I'm so mad that I didn't think of that first

I swear, every time I complete an assignment, I feel the physical weight on my chest lessen just a bit

When you fully think out an idea and now you can write it… but you're scared to write it. Writing is scary

People who don't wear glasses will never experience being halfway to work and realizing that you straight up forgot your eyesight at home