Today's billion dollar idea: a Lucasarts-style point and click adventure game adaptation of Amadeus

I would like to apologize to the Pokémon Red glitchless any % speedrunning community for my careless remarks

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For example: imagine how bad it would look if Death Stranding 2 won GOTY. It'd call into question Jeff and Hideo's connection and make the industry look corrupt. No one would notice or care if some Nintendo platformer won and would make the industry look uninteresting and blandly safe.

This year's GOTY nominations at the game awards have been released: Expedition 33 Silksong Other

Got to imagine the bean counters at Retro are just holding their heads and shouting 'FUCK' that the comic relief sidekick is ALL anyone is talking about now with regard to MP4

nO ART STREAM THIS WEEK D(fuck caps w/e who cares) ue to illness. But I'll be back... at some point!

Very worried hearing that Prime 4 has a comic relief sidekick that apparently just tells you when you've missed pick-ups. My hope is that that character's role in the game has been overblown and that he goes off to gather dust somewhere after not too long.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

'We've discovered an alien life form that we can use in our bioweapons division!' 'Okay, what does it do?' 'Well, it sits on someone's face completely vulnerable for an entire day, bursts out of that person's chest, hides in vents, drools everywhere, is impossible to control, sprays acid when hit,

Todd & Aaron is going to have at least three 'ffffucking jesus' moments this year, I reckon.

They made Captain America 4 this year where Harrison Ford plays a character literally called 'red hulk' and literally everyone instantly forgot. God awful film.

Pacific Rim is probably the worst film of his that I've seen (although it's a Monet painting compared to the sequel), but it did inspire the giant robot story I'm writing right now by annoying the shit out of me with every single facet of its story and worldbuilding.

Idea: A scientology funded cooking show called 'L Ron's Cupboards' That’s all I got

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Yeah that movie sucked tbh

Idea: A scientology funded cooking show called 'L Ron's Cupboards' That’s all I got

If the banana taped to a wall wasn't art, fuckwits wouldn't STILL be manufacturing reasons to bring it up constantly.

Me, a few years ago: 'I'm going to write a mecha vs kaiju story!' Me, now: 'Anyway here's the details of the alien ancestor worshipper's cannibalistic funeral ceremony'

Me, a few years ago: 'I'm going to write a mecha vs kaiju story!' Me, now: 'Anyway here's the details of the alien ancestor worshipper's cannibalistic funeral ceremony'

Very worried hearing that Prime 4 has a comic relief sidekick that apparently just tells you when you've missed pick-ups. My hope is that that character's role in the game has been overblown and that he goes off to gather dust somewhere after not too long.

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Even by these standards, I REALLY don't get Kirby Air Riders. Everyone's hyped as fuck for this Mario Kart clone...

Regarding my earlier statement that 'the government is unquestionably good and has never done anything wrong'... twitch.tv/alastairft

When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence

What was the last game that had really iconic sound effects (not including legacy series like Mario or Sonic or what have you)? I feel like memorable, over-the-top sound effects went away as everything embraced realism and it goes without saying that the late 90's were the peak.

fetterman makes first public appearance since fall

Christopher Nolan's singular dedication to making The Odyssey’s costumes look as rubbery and bland as possible is stunning. He wants to make sure you see EVERY corner they cut in the costuming department, else he wouldn’t have shot the entire thing in IMAX.

I mangled one of my fingers climbing, but it is a worthy sacrifice to learn real world skills. There's nothing I can't do now (except bend this one finger).

Add in 'end of line' and this is the shit the women in the pools in Cylon Basestars say

I'm sceptical about Steam Machine and Steam Controller 2.0 catching on; they were both thoroughly DOA the first time around... but IF they take off, I think Valve could legitimately replace Microsoft in the console space, just like how Xbox swooped in as soon as Sega called it quits on consoles.

Few people huff copium harder than the ones that try to convince themselves that non-metalic metal looks bad, actually. 'Ooh the light doesn't make sense when you turn the model' no you just imagine that the light source is turning WITH the model you dolt.

I'm not going to bang on for ages about the Mario Galaxy movie, it's just boilerplate babysitting fodder after all, BUT, it was really weird that half the trailer was dedicated to a single skit and didn't remotely try to explain the premise of the movie.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

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... Or you could just get a voice actor...

Of course it'll make a ton of money but, is anyone really that fussed about Toy Story 5? Is anyone going 'YES! They made another one! And this one's about ipads!'

Feels like The Outer Worlds 2 hasn't made much of an impact; I didn't hear anyone talk about it. Honestly making a Fallout: New Vegas successor with strictly no mod support is just nuts.

'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*

giant monsters ("aah")

Skippable idents

There's not much nice to say about the Jurassic World movies, but you know what? I don't get all the hate for the Jimmy Fallon cameo. Like, it's a shitty theme park entry video, it makes perfect sense that they'd get a shitty celebrity to do a shitty skit.

Whenever there's a fourth entry in a series with 'war' in the title it's always profoundly disappointing when they don't replace the word with the number. Gears of Four God of Four Dawn of Four All missed opportunities.

giant monsters ("aah")

This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd

Kirby conceptually really missed me, I don't get it at all. Every time I see or play one it's like, 'ah, it's less good Mario'

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

My theory about Avatar 3 is that the leader of the new Navi tribe they encounter will have a smoking hot semi-naked princess daughter who will gradually fall in love with the male lead. I know that'd be a MASSIVE departure for Avatar conceptually but, I think Jimmy might just do it.

'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*