The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pope-leo-xiv/

I don’t think @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com needs any further/deeper breaks from #reality than he’s got already. www.cnn.com/2026/04/18/p...

“The reason we have no criminal gangs in (🇿🇼 v. 🇺🇸) is that the biggest gang is the ruling party,”… sounds like the USA 🇺🇸 at present. @senategop.govpeeps.us @congressdotgov.bsky.social @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

SO many (most?) posts & “news stories” on the #social, #entertainment, & #spirts pages/feeds.

Good morning to one and all. More Ning (宁/寧)… it’s what we all need.

"The force of law must always prevail over the law of force," António Guterres told dignitaries gathered in the ornate Great Hall at the International Court of Justice in The Hague. https://to.pbs.org/4cvccTz

“The worst thing is the sucking when @howardlutnick.govpeeps.us, @scottbessent.bsky.social, @petehegsethfan.bsky.social, @lindseygrahamsc.bsky.social, @vpvance.lol. et al. fellate the #OrangeOgre, @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com “

I think we already know the answer.

Such a wholesome gang:

@scottbessent.bsky.social is SUCH an #autofellating #sycophant

"Rep. Troy Nehls (R-Texas)... hailed by Trump as a "reliable MAGA ally," Thurs. (said) he thinks Trump "is better than sliced bread," (&) "I think he’s almost a second coming, in my humble opinion." What COMPLETE a$$holes‼️ @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com #troynehls www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...

A convicted felon as President of the United States talking about removing criminals is the very definition of hypocrisy.

#Hogsbreath is too stupid to be the Secretary of Defense!

@mluckovich.bsky.social On the #WorldStage 🌍... Meanwhile, back at the #Führerbunker... @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

Well, when you: 1. are worth 💸 $6.5 Billion - most of which has been grifted or stolen from taxpayers in your terms as @POTUS, and 2. #TAXPAYERS pay ALL your transportation (gas, etc.) costs ... it's easy to see it this way. @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com = #FRAUDSTER www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/t...

I think the appropriate response is, “Qu'il aille se faire foutre !” (Let him - #Trump 💨 “ - eat shit 💩!”) apnews.com/article/trum...

#Liberal in English generally refers to a philosophy supporting personal freedom, democracy, and social progress, often favoring government action to ensure equality. It describes a person or policy that is open-minded, tolerant of different views, or generous and abundant. #liberalism

#PopeLeo visits @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com on #AirForce1: “You lived like a fool and you have come to a fool’s end.” – Don Vito Corleone

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

From #Persia, with 🖤 (to: @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com) youtu.be/BrY-9gWyJ70?...

Hope springs eternal in the human breast.

I will note that when TMZ asked RFK Jr today what he did with the penis he cut off the roadkill raccoon he refused to answer the question.

#Religious #neurotics like @JoelWebbon (“pastor”) -& ALL #MAGA #Trump 💨 voters - know SHIT about personal responsibility and may NEVER be trusted again.

Trump has launched three more boat strikes this week, bringing the total death toll to 177. Remember: No judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're taking Trump's word for it. This is murder. We must not lose sight of this lawlessness.

Little did #MLKJr actually understand just how deep the evil-hate runs, or how tightly they would hold to the petty privileges they have.

Hey, ya fu¢kin’ bah-stad‼️ Heal thyself❗️(use “The Great Healthcare Plan”) 🤣🤣🤣 @deadder.bsky.social @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

As w/ ANY #bully @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com thrives on being #feared, what he deeply WANTS is to be loved; something he’ll NEVER receive! Even the fear is of the #office; not the man. He’s just seen as a miserable old fool who will be shunned when out of office. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Shades of #Trump 💨

The Conservative Political Action Committee ( #CPAC) has been significantly funded by a #fascist pro- #Russian government! share.google/aimode/VSkn2...

A #joke… somewhat like making YOU @vpvance.bsky.social the #vicepresident of the 🇺🇸.

The #DOCTOR has risen bigly: prices, nepotism, corruption, disparity, division, & stupidity.

On the left, @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com thought he was “a doctor,” on the right… the Grand Wizard of the #KKK⁉️ It can’t be both ways: 1. He’s simply blatantly lying to protect himself, or 2. He’s truly SO stupid as to think that’s (left) what doctors 🥼 look like.

“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV…. Uhhh… Jebus, NO, no, no… doctor!” - @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

Far more accurate. @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

In Texas, as in MUCH of the USA 🇺🇸, conflating #STUPID, with #GOP & #MAGA is just far too easy. @brandonherrera.bsky.social meidasnews.com/news/gop-can...

That’s been 80+ years of #NOISE with no point. It turns out the primary side-effect is… health teeth 🦷 Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, long-term study shows www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-...

“O that ( #Trump 💨 ) were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass!” Dogberry, Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene 2… foreshadowing @vpvance.bsky.social

Re: actual #TrumpPost: It’s rare one CORRECTLY says of another, “He has a #ChristComplex!”, w/ NO sense of #satire / #hyperbole. Note the 1. LITERAL IMAGINATION OF HIMSELF AS CHRIST, 2. #grandiosity, 3. #superiority, 4. #boundaryissues, 5. #burnout, 6. #narcissism… even a strange #JerusalemSyndrome.

twIT❗ @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com

Really? Is it possible that they’BOTH that stupid⁉️