all because my doctor wrote a letter to the insurance company to say "pretty please"

i swear to god if y'all put abby roque & br*tta on the same team

hey girlies, this is your reminder to clean your comfort water bottle 🧼

ms frizzle has a very important psa ‼️ be gay* and end the light shows in the nwsl 🏳️‍🌈⚽️ *all-inclusive *will accept allyship in place of gayness (ms frizzle** herself is an ally) **but the og ms frizzle is a lesbian

i've never felt shorter in my life

i took a single-dose steroid with my migraine meds today to try and flush out this 88-day stretch of migraines and it didn't do SHIIIIIT

obsessed with the Desbiens stop sign

☀️🐶🍦🐠🐬

players gathering together on the field instead of going to the coaching staff during a break in play... 🚩🚩🚩 (i've noticed it twice in this game, and in the last game)

i know i likely have a headache because i was spring cleaning all day and this is the first time i've actually sat down, but i think i'm gonna blame it on the chicago stars instead

ok who put a curse on nwsl goalkeepers?

damn girl, retirement looks good on ali riley 🔥

are there little white spots floating on the UWCL stream or am i having an aura migraine? i genuinely can't tell

if i had a nickel for every time my fridge quit working while the freezer worked overtime, i'd have three nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird af that it's happened three times

woke up thinking about her

They’re Walter Cup champions, Marcus.

MARIE PHILIP POULIIIIIIIIN WIFE LINE 4EVER

oh my god i am begging the nwsl to create a player name pronunciation guide

i don't like overtime hockey, i'm not stable enough for this shit

Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Ann of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr

i won the ticket lotto and the show was incredible but it sounds like i missed a hell of a hockey game so i know what i'm watching tomorrow before the nwsl action starts 🏒🏳️‍🌈

MONTREAL VICTOIRE!!!!

i see everyone's panicking about the pwhl montreal/minnesota game 5 being postponed for illness, but has anyone considered that playing 3 games + 3OT in 4 days is enough to wipe them out

fun fact: i hadn't had aura with my migraines in YEARS, but ever since the Chicago Stars surprised us with a light show, i have had aura with about 75% of my migraines

i know y'all didn't just interrupt the nwsl game to show me a ~man~

oh to be unaware of the chicago stars score line

yeah, sure, Mal Swanson is going to fix ~all of this~

if i took a shot every time they mentioned mother's day on the nwsl broadcasts i'd be in the ER

montréal, please don't make me sit through more playoff overtime, i'm not strong enough

the minnesota frost coach keeps referring to his players as "girls" during his in-match interviews and it's pissing me off

CAPTAIN CLUTCH Marie-Philip Poulin strikes in triple overtime for @victoire-lphf.bsky.social, tying the series 1-1!

POULIIIIIIIIN

i've never watched playoff hockey before so when the commentator said this was the ~first~ overtime...

trader joes tamales have no business being so good

lesbians will be like "i needed this" and it's just alyssa naeher holding mal & soph's babies (it's me, i'm lesbians)

do we think the northwestern band would be open to an all broadway game

i don't know what to with the sun at a Stars game

They call cleats ‘boots.' Brendan Hunt aka Coach Beard joined us as today’s Steam Starter!

LAURA STACEY HAT TRICK

frizzle's looking real pitiful in her ear wrap and i miss her velvety ears 😭 (to be clear, her ears are still intact – they just have to be wrapped so she can't shake and make her hematoma worse)

i took ms. frizzle for a nail trim and they CHEERED when she walked in

gimme a montréal wife goal/assist to win it all 🏳️‍🌈 #shesgaymarcus

poulin is back!!! 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏒

YOU GUYS QUINN IS BACK ON THE FIELD FOR VANCOUVER RISE

end. the. fucking. light. shows. how great of an "atmosphere" can they create when you know they're harmful to a number of your fans (and players!) & make your matches inaccessible for ~vibes~

and on day 52 of constant, daily migraines, i mysteriously lost half a tooth while eating... (wait for it) pasta

people are out here forgetting about the great tierna davidson? couldn't ever be me

to the montreal woman who knit her own Victoire sweater and got a feature on tonight's game... i love you, you're my hero 🧶

hahahahahahahahahahahaha no

i need y'all to see my birthday present from @aamots20.bsky.social because it made me giggle