Teach ‘em young. (Yes she did pour a beer with the help of the adult, no we did not let her drink it no matter how much she asked 😂)

Ahhhhh I can’t believe Birdee made it on WeRateDogs!!!! Incredible news

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

Cell service sucks, so someone please let me know the wbna semi results and how the Chicago Bears are doing please and thanks.

Fuck yeah for Blue Crew Fuck you to Teal Man Congrats to all my KC homies on finally getting the shield ❤️

Get in loser, we’re stealing Thomas the Tank Engine. 10/10 hats, no notes.

Berman @ that meeting:

Idk how my friends still put up with me after 17 years of this shit 😂 But also, please don’t clone me, we don’t need that kind of chaos.

It’s hot.

RISE UP BEA-HIVE IT'S A BEA FRANKLIN EQUALIZER!

Update: they were smokers 🫠🤢

If any of you saw me running down Roscoe barefoot in the storm, no you didn’t.

This one got an audible LOL

FYI in case you’re getting Covid/flu boosters in the near future: I had a minimal reaction this year! Iced my arm right after and did some bicep curls while I worked and only mild soreness. Some folks had a very mild fever for a little bit, but it seems like low reactions for this year’s dose.

I think I’m gunna go to an open house tomorrow? And like very excited, but also very anxious. Starting to finally actually look at houses. If anyone wants to roam up to Norwood Park with me, holla at your girl

Timeline cleanse: Can’t wait for a Lake Ball ™ next season

How I spent this evening. Also this spritz 10/10

Am I about to drop a stupid amount of money on this for Ede? Yes. Yes I am 😂 home girl LOVES Elmo.

The jump-scare I got when I got an email from Alex Cooper and then realized it’s not the same one 😅

I’m? Hopeful? About the Bears? NFL is so back babyyyyyy Can’t wait to let a 52 man roster emotionally wreck me for the next 16 weeks.

Yesterday was a dream and BTW:

Fun fact about Northwestern is they have painted rocks along the lake and the disco shark is my personal favorite.

Entering our: Live.Lake.Love era and tbh it’s a vibe.

Sheer spite

Life comes at you fast.

What I need folks not at the game to know, I AM FERAL 😂

I had to remind myself not to charge the field and catch a ban before we even moved here 😅

Chicago forever

Chicago Mayor mobilizing the salt trucks to block ICE vehicles is the most Chicagoan shit I’ve ever heard 😂 Chicagoans do not play. If you fuck around, you will find out.

…can’t we just let newlyweds bang their new spouses in peace?! If a parent came on our honeymoon, I’m filing an annulment.

Check the thread for details for Evanston this weekend. See ya on the lake folks!

On improvements to the space: The Stars contributed to an overhaul of the field’s turf to bring it up to FIFA and NWSL standard.

I will now be replacing my BIKE IT! Shouts with: LAKE IT. So excited for this move to a gorgeous stadium, in a town that actually wants us, and multiple public transit options available. 💜

Okay but why does Roscoe Village smell like a bonfire and the haze is so bad you can see it and it followed me inside?!

Back in Chicago and my heart is full. A weekend away with friends old and new was exactly what I needed. Thanks to everyone I got to see while in town and at the match. scamming a point off Washington was a bonus 😂

Me a (red) Stars fan watching other teams crash out over their faves leaving: You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum (soccer team) where they raised me

Update! We found Danielle 😂

Most famous man in woso ❤️ @dreyesceron.bsky.social

Such is what happens when the wealth is distributed evenly. No one team should have more goals than the other.

Hell yeah @spiritsquadron.bsky.social 💙🩷🤍

Blue Squadron 134 reunion! (Minus @likethe309.bsky.social who’s a nerd and isn’t at a Stars vs Spirit match 😂) @squadronang.bsky.social @megawes.bsky.social

Blue Squadron 134 reunion! (Minus @likethe309.bsky.social who’s a nerd and isn’t at a Stars vs Spirit match 😂) @squadronang.bsky.social @megawes.bsky.social

Folks! This has been years in the making and I’m so happy it happened ❤️

Today I’ve: Worked out Showered Watched F1 Grabbed breakfast And now I gotta get ready to get rowdy at Audi and see all the homies? Someone give this tired, but excited gal all the caffeine pls and thanks

I can’t Sharl still just chilling in the sand dunes 😂

As a Chicago Bears fan, that double doing kick triggered my fight or flight #USAvsAUS #Rugby

If IT happened, I’m going over to the White House and popping champagne.

The Friday before a long weekend should be legally required half days. What do you mean you want me to work a full day before I go to DC (I am working 5 hours at best)

You should give Meg a ticket because I demanded her presence in DC this weekend 😂