Also everyone pray to the airplane gods that flight prices drop a bit so @kategorveatte.bsky.social can come to the NWSL final with me 👉👈

The way I snorted. 10/10 no notes.

Yesssssssssss Cannot wait to get Rowdy At Audi again ❤️

Newest drummer for Local. Sorry @meredithbartley.bsky.social there’s a new favorite Meredith in Chicago

So the ref can trip a player and there’s zero repercussions? Kewl kewl kewl

Seeing a lot of takes about Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia, and just gunna leave this here. Patagonia is suing for $1 to protect their trademark and had a working understanding with Pattie about what could and could not be used. Pattie tried to make commercial merch with a trademarked logo.

IMMEDIATELY RUNS TO THE STORE TO GET CHAMPAGNE DICK IS GONEEEEEEEEE

Fun new ailment has entered the villa: My rotator cuff being a lil’ bitch and my shoulder is slightly popping out of socket. And then me popping it back into place before the dead arm/pain takes over. Why? WHY?! Can my body before normal for ONE DAY.

if we can't capitalize on a player advantage for nearly the entire game...... istg

Grabbed my smaller cooler for this weekend away and wow, bottom right sticker still accurate 😂😅

Hey, so if something tragic like this ever happens in Chicago and I see players skipping out…I will be loudly and publicly calling you out. Stand by your teammate and stand by your city. Jesus Christ the bar is in hell.

I just got off the phone with my realtor and it was 5 minutes house updates and then 25 minutes talking about the collapse of society.

Hey; so how about we leave the oceans alone…

I’ve been bamboozled! Me: comes to my parents house to look at a house and go to Amy’s after for family day. Betty: oh can you help dad program his new Mazda? And transfer my iPad? Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. I took the bus here in 85 degrees FOR THIS?

@soccerhouse.com is phenomenal though, if you’re in chicago, come visit Garrett & co!

Also Fuez Out. 1,000 days my ass @chicagostars.com you need to fix it and fire some folks.

Venmo your Chicago friends, we are unwell.

Yeah we did! Congrats to our child @meredithbartley.bsky.social on their graduation ❤️

Amato family group chat no context: damn, Commanders Palace is your Lea Michele 😂 IYKYK

Feuz Out.

To be a Poufy guy just laying in the sun spots around grandma and grandpaw’a house

Locked in on this Gotham v Boston game

Have you ever concerned your doctor so much they gave you a 5 page highly highlighted document outlining your to-do list 😅 Sasha was like girl are you okay and I was like…ma’am what part of any of this is okay?!

The sun is…out? At a Stars Game??? You know what that means…

Ah yes, dealing with cops and insurance is exactly how I want to spend my friend night. Whoever hit and run my car while it was parked, I hope you never know a moment's peace.

Love when men in C-Suite fuck up a filing and it’s me & the other compliance guy, who are incredibly overworked and underpaid, have to sit on a call with him and fix his problem. 1.5 hours and counting…I’m about to hang up because this is not my problem.

My Gen Z coworker (whom I adore) is unapologetically watching Cheetah Girls 2 on her phone while she works and I love this for her 😂

Wait, what do you mean a man I've known his entire life just got drafted in the NFL???????? Absolutely wild.

I'm not saying we're winning because we gave the lake another Malort offering, but I'm not not saying that's the reason...

Well…at least Chicago is now not the only team that lost 4-0 this season?

SOMEONE SHOW RICHARD HER SOCCERDONNA SCORE

To the car blaring the wobble as they drive down Roscoe, I hope you have a great day 😂

Singing parachute at the top of my lungs cured me; at least for today. Always an honor and a pleasure Miss Williams

I love that Holland Michigan leaned in hard on tulips and Dutch shit. Like hell yeah the hotel has windmill pillows 😂

Have you ever gotten hollered at by 2 generations of family at the same time. 😂😅 We Amato’s sure are opinionated.

Crash out incoming: the house I have under contract is going to auction and DB won’t even look at my offer. Back to square one and a whole new timeline of when I’m moving 🫠 thanks for wasting 2.5 months of my life you clowns.

Semi-annual changing of the closet wardrobe 1. I have too much clothing 2. My semi-annual reminder that I am far more out of shape than I want to admit 😅 Cannot wait to, hopefully soon, have a house so I can just have a summer closet and a winter closet and call it good.

Okay, this one did make me laugh out loud. Because you’re absolutely correct.

do you think JD Vance looks in the mirror every morning and repeats “you did not kill the pope” until he believes it?

Saw Raye tonight and man, what a fucking show. 10/10 would go again and dance my ass off

Customized some Nikes for my @chicagostars.com game day fit this season. I think they turned out real nice 😎

This joke went unappreciated in the group chat, so it’s getting shared with the broader team to enjoy this absolute niche joke.

Yes!!! Welcome to the chaos friends.

"Moon's haunted"

Toddler life: making grandma and papa’s desk into your own personal cave

This might be the best charcuterie board I’ve ever had.

STOP PLAYING OUT THE BACK CHICAGO

Sometimes you just gotta yap on a Thursday night with your folks. Jokes on them, I’m sleeping over there tomorrow so they get a full day of yappin’

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