Soooooooo My offer was accepted by the seller and now we wait for the bank to approve the short sale. But it looks like ya girl is under contract for a house!

Another Furt just hit sir

Has anyone checked on @sandraherrera.bsky.social with this news?! Bienvenido a Chicago Aaliyah!

If I appear to be crashing out more than normal please know it’s because I put an offer on a house today and will be spiraling until I hear back. It’s a short sale and is gunna potentially take a while to hear back from the bank. And also the horrors ™ persist.

Boss: my WiFi is being spotty going to try one more time before going to the library Me: dang even WiFi gave up in 2026

Happy Black History Month! There are many events & offerings throughout Chicago to celebrate Black History Month (check out the Chicago Public Library's calendar!) but we wanted to highlight a few of the museum exhibits.

WE LOVE THE FRIZZ! What a wonderful afternoon with friends and the best gal ❤️

WNBA superstar Paige Bueckers

I love that my team, manager included, took one look at the lake effect snow falling and said absolutely not. We’re now all staggering our departures to dip before the snow gets worse

The Alamo Drafthouse playing 2004 Phantom of the Opera next weekend is a personal gift to me and I will be seated in the front row.

The NWSL SG aluminum spatula has found its home on my counter top 😂 @chicagostars.com I love you very much, but imma need y’all to ball out this year so I can get this cursed silverware out of Chicago after the 2026 season.

My friends are cool as hell.

I love my circus and clowns

It’s getting harder and harder each year to get every NWSL representative in a single photo. What a great problem 🖤 #MileHISC

There’s a house I’m going to see when I come home from Denver and my realtor just sent me this:

See you soon ISC! (Not my plane sadly, that would have been dope) p

You know what this means? ISC WEEKEND BABYYYYYYYYY

If this is how we are our first year of the Ben Johnson era, can’t wait for next season.

THAT’S ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, COLE KMET TO YOU!

2 minutes left in the game? Time to lock in.

HOY ES EL DÍA

Guys, Ede is starting soccer in the spring!!!!

This cracks me up every single time. Well done 😂

Evergreen message to TERFS today, and every day 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Amy sent me a video of Ede jumping on the couch saying Go Bears, Packers suck. I fear I will never emotionally recover from how proud I am 😂

And that’s on Chicago pope

GO BEARS FUCK ICE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

A little funny tidbit during a not great™ time: I zap myself all the time in the office in my all birds. Coworker also wears all birds, but no zaps. He is now determined to get static electricity so he can zap. Me: listen man, I’m not gunna stop you from getting zapped in the name of science.

Work just opened a Palestinian bakery/restaurant in the lobby and let me tell you: imma be fat right quick now that I have a Seedo’s an elevator ride away.

Happy New Year! In preparation for the 2026 season, we're hosting our Annual Meeting. If you're curious about what an SG does, or you've been around since the beginning, we hope you'll join us next Sunday at 5pm (CST) on Zoom! DM us for the meeting link.

To the most famous man in woso, Happy birthday @dreyesceron.bsky.social You’re still a jabbroni for missing ISC this year 😂

A dictator just launched an illegal war without Congress — that’s what he is if we don’t impeach & remove him from office This is a dark day in American history

Lololololol Amy and Dev are stuck in Aruba because it’s 18 miles from Venezuela and they’ve halted all commercial aircraft’s because of the dipshit in chiefs actions 😑 Thots and prayers for the Amato fam who now have Ede and the doodles until further notice.

Met Olympic hockey player Julie Chu in the Nashville airport severely hungover after a work trip. Very sweet gal! I was also 5 people behind Patrick Stump after FOB just played When We Were Young Festival and I was deeply unwell about it.

Things I have said to my coworkers on the final working days of the year: -my patience, like this year, has run out of time -2025 has been like a repeated razor scooter to the ankles my guy -DGAF fire me FIRE MEEEEEEE

Get stoned and go to Christmas Trees around the world at MSI on a rainy Sunday morning? 10/10 recommend

Me at the NWSL:

HOLY SHIT WE SIGNED A DEFENDER? A GOOD ONE? In the year of our lord 2025?!?! Hell yeah bros

CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING BEARS!!!! I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat

Okay this is so much cooler in person. And it was already pretty f’ing cool in photos. @katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London

This. I like this.

Did I get drunk and go to the Wrigleyville Kindlemart and walk away with a Sherpa cardigan and a weird Cubs gnome? I’ll never tellllllllll

This one hurts because Ella is an OG and a real one. Can’t wait to see where she lands because she deserves her shot. Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.

NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW—

Laura come get your brother.

Had to use a reciprocating saw to cut up my old credit card AMA *American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn

Last call: if you want a Christmas card from ya girl and I don’t already have your address, DM or text it to me and I’ll add ya to the list.

Damn McLaren really biffed this one