HELL YEAH if you're of a particular persuasion, this is quite the treat

Brrrrrr come warm me up 🥺

Got two delicious collab treats for you this holiday season 😘

obligatory resharing my old thanksgiving audio on thanksgiving (i know i’m a day late but shhhhh) post 🥰🍗 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

throwback to high school when we read “the female body” and i couldn’t explain why i, this nerdy fella, knew what a teddy and a chemise and a camisole and a bandeau and a garter belt were when even the girls in my class didn’t was cuz i read far too much smut anyway happy birthday margaret atwood

Come and join the listening party for this...tonight 5pm EST On The Realm of Erotic Audio Discord server...

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i was at the airport today and the tsa agent was like “haha i don’t understand why everyone’s so scared of us, we don’t bite!!” and i must’ve glared at her too hard in response because she was like “…are you ok?”

Halloween will always awaken me from my slumber to give you a treat… 😈 Thank you so much to Kitty for this incredible script, and Zel for her incomparable editing!

who, me? 😇😈🪫

Was approached by a pair of Mormon missionaries in the park yesterday. Unfortunately (fortunately??) for them, my own corrupting the innocent Mormon missionary audio porn is always the first thing I think of 🫣

WOAAAAH WHAT is that a rerelease of Episode 2 of Roll2Fuck: Magna Cum Louder, my smutty TTRPG actual play series, I see?? If you didn't catch it the first time, listen here! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... Stay tuned for Episode 3...

squeeze that booty like a stress ball baby

maybe i’m sick in the head but i haven’t cracked up so hard at a video in a while 👀

hey hey did you know i run a mystical smutty dark academia TTRPG series that’s perfect for back to school season?? we play out ALL the sex scenes and it is HOT 🔥🔥 listen to the first episode here! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

ok so full-length colman domingo rocky horror remake when

I have unironically considered moving to Saskatchewan

just came out of the new fantastic four and i love how they gave johnny’s super-horniness its own whole little arc

Thank you to everyone who stopped by ☺️ it was lovely meeting new folks!!

YAAAAY COME LISTEN

this may sound ridiculous but i can honestly say that watching colbert as a teen turned me from an edgy kid into someone who actually gave a shit about the people around me. fucked up what’s happening to him

It’s live: www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf... Welcome to the #ParadisePlayhouse. Check me out under Degradation/Humiliation: The Sale, with two possible endings for you to choose from.

@flickerinverse.bsky.social made me an absolutely UNHINGED porno and I can’t stop thinking about ittt 👹 www.reddit.com/r/GonewildAu...

This was, quite frankly, one of the most heartbreaking audios I’ve ever recorded. Thanks to the incredibly talented @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social for writing, the indomitable @ladygoddessey.bsky.social for organizing, and my absolute lifesaver of a friend @saucysatay.bsky.social for editing.

i want rachel brosnahan to umm interview me is that too much to ask??

please excuse this deeply, deeply disturbing audio (i think it's also kinda funny tho) www.reddit.com/r/GonewildAu...

Ok I’ll be honest, I would not have expected Method Man to have been my favorite Poker Face murderer this season

can confirm, it stuck the landing and then some. fuck yeah go watch it if you haven’t seen it

ummm i’m sorry this zelma witch girl from ironheart is so fucking cute i’m obsessed

ironheart kicks ass—love me a tortured genius for sure. plus the soundtrack is fire

one time i was asked if i’d watched grease and i said no but i know the story, i’ve heard some songs, and i’ve also watched three comedy videos riffing on grease and proceeded to subject them to these videos in a curated order

it’s about the wrong holiday but throwback to the time i said daddy a million times in one audio on this special daddies’ day ☺️ www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

i have a confession to make when i immigrated to the usa at the age of 4, it was, in fact, purely for the purpose of (a) stealing american jobs 💼 and (b) breaking american hearts 💔

Who’s out protesting with me today 🥰

This may sound weird, but I want it out there, so: I only ever had one conversation with Badjhur, and I’m sorry to say it was because we’d intensely disagreed over a personal issue. Yet he still offered the time and energy to listen and talk it through with me, a stranger. (1/2)

I don’t know if I’m just in a very delicate place right now but I was openly sobbing twice through the first episode of Cloudward, Ho

i always lie on those youtube surveys and i hope everyone else does too

Fuck I thought I was done with Dexter but this serial killer ensemble guest cast is stacked as all hell www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

took a shower with someone and instead of fucking we discussed the philosophy of science and mathematics

i have a cute lil butt. it’s not huge but not flat either just some cute lil cheeks

I’m sorry but you cannot comprehend how excited I am about this. It’s been a shitty-ass few months and this has turned everything around for me. Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones is my life, my soul, my everything. Nothing can ruin this high for me

holy shit if you haven’t seen cynthia enrivo’s turn in the poker face season 2 premiere you simply must. fucking astounding, absolutely nothing like it

maybe everyone already knew about this quiz before me but here’s my bdsm archetype, surprising nobody, i’m sure

ok maybe i’m just a sucker for beautiful people going through it but thunderbolts* legit had me sobbing

A very happy May Day to all my fellow immigrant workers, to queer workers, to sex workers, and to all the people everywhere across the race and gender spectrums that *actually* do the backbreaking work that makes our world go ‘round. We shall overcome ✊ Find your local May Day rally and swing by!!

one time i came from getting my ear licked 😳

ok just bear with like the first four eps it does get better

jesus the writing of you s5 is so fucking bad but i've been watching for years and i'm invested ya know also penn badgley is just so damn captivating

shoutout to all my autistic homies out there ❤️ you are loved, you are cherished, you make the fucking world go ‘round. the haters are just jealous because nobody can match your freak

omg why do the of bot girlies keep liking this specific post 😳