At best the facial recognition stuff is profit seeking by malicious actors and market incumbents who want to keep new startups out. Its more likely fascism to track all voices of dissent. It was never about the kids.

Today I realized that DHCP is basically the Bobby Hill "that's my purse. I don't know you!" Meme... youtu.be/mPKrUUrDNXY?...

Record credit card fraud! Only got to use my credit card for 11 valid purchases before the number was stolen!

After weeks of so called troubleshooting the IT guy has not been able to figure out how he broke the network at work. Everyone knows it's entirely his fault, but he does not take constructive criticism well..

I've always wanted a game about stealing back the stuff the British stole!

It is up to all trans folks to keep getting surgeries so eventually one of us can wake up from anesthesia to the news that some bigot died while we were under.

I think my work withheld income tax wrong all last year. As far as I can tell every paycheck was about 50-100$ short on taxes. I finally spent the time to figure out what worksheet is supposed to run withholding, and wow...

To any democrat governor who wants to be the next president: the moment ice show up to harass the people of your state, mobilize the national guard and arrest them. They are the well organized militia the second amendment is talking about.

Dropped my spare phone I use for pokemon face down on a parking lot the other day, shattered the screen protector and killed the screen. Took the screen protector off this morning, to send it for repairs, not a scratch on it, but it's the most dead I've ever seen a screen.

Is there a way to get the administration to invade countries to arrest everyone running the phone scam banks? Just had an obvious scam call from my banks own number.

They've ignored to sign long enough. Now they don't get to lock people out any more. (people can't read)

I've been watching my protein numbers on my bloodwork lately, and I finally realized it's probably been holding me back because of a random doctors YouTube video XD I don't get myself enough protein to rebuild any of the muscle I destroy at the gym, so I cant build muscle.

I keep hearing YouTubers refer to games I played well into adulthood as "this game I played as a kid." I keep taking souch psychic damage!

My kitten escaped from me at the vet this morning, scampering across the entire lobby before hiding herself in some shelves. She was absolutely done with being there and she only just got there! Also kittens are so strong for their size when they are actively trying to escape!

Is there any way to change the minimum length of a single mouse click in windows? My work PC I laggy AF, and I click too fast for one of the programs I use and it only sometimes registers...

I was left alone to watch my nieces over the holidays, I was a bit distracted by a puzzle only to look up and see what they were watching. A women in a floofy dress and a cartoonish pig head leading a man to an elevator only then to bring out handcuffs and he started stripping off his shirt...

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social #BigtopBurger #BTB

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

Google's AI is apparently breaking maps now Spouse sent me a listing for a hotel that was wrongly showing up in our neighborhood. Turns out that Google no longer differentiates between the road name in another city and the road name in your city.

Watched the last of the 3 live action disc world adaptations with my spouse last night. They've aged pretty good really, it was really nice to share the world with them.

I just got a notification saying my FedEx package had been delivered. The delivery photo is of the wrong house.

On like the 4th revision of my home assistant package delivery alert XD 2 motion sensors A camera with a motion sensor And a telegram bot If both the camera and the outdoor motion sensor are triggered while the indoor sensor has not just been triggered , it will wait for a bit and then notify.

I got 2 massive but light boxes from Home Depot last night and haven't had a chance to open them to see what's inside... But also the one thing that they should be delivering just shows as delayed...

Got vertigo yesterday. Symptoms: Human lawn sprinkler. (The back and forth kind) 0/10 do not recommend.

I finally got around to trying to upgrade my old tablet PC only for Microsoft to break all means of downloading Windows 11 iso files today

Kofimission for @juneautopia.bsky.social

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes. Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

Spent all day trying to figure out if I put a dent in my head when I whacked it on the soap holder in the shower yesterday. At least it's right in the middle of my forehead if I did.

Wow, this is a record, 4 complaints in writing against the IT guy in 2 weeks. Why do I still work here?

Did I just see an account I follow get nuked? Saw some cute art that blue sky wouldn't let me click to zoom in on. Reload, post gone. Search other sites for them, find a blue sky link, invalid handle.

Spent way too long over the weekend trying to figure out why krita had this little circle you had to drag the stylus to the edge of to start drawing a line. Googling got me unrelated stuff like window ink or cursor outline. Finally found the stabilizer box in tool settings. I was so mad.

I realized the other day that I wanted an American flag, specifically so I can fly it at full mast whenever a fascist dies.

The office IT has now fucked up the entire system so that our domain log in password has to be the same as our Microsoft password... This seems like the most insane decision I've ever seen. Even Microsoft usually lets you use a pin for this, but all such options are disabled by group policy.

I realized last night that I can max out the weight on one of the machines and actually still use it! But I don't really need to be doing 247.5 pounds on the back machine XD I apparently super focus on the core. Arms are still noodles.

Oooh, my new framework laptop arrives soon! Maybe I'll just install steam OS on it as baby steps towards just using Linux!

Witnessed part of a tirade at the self checkout line at the Kroger this morning. Something about racism and assault and a thrown receipt. (Customer yelling) One of the employees was apparently talking to a cop when I left.

I really wish the people on my street who have 6 cars for their one house didn't feel so territorial over the parking spot in front of my house. Really I wish this city had any residential parking codes to speak of.

Apparently my work has changed the out of pocket max for my healthcare. Complained to HR, and we'll see if they do anything.

I had to put a smart plug on my toaster oven to turn it off as after 2 weeks of living in my house my spouse had already left it on for hours twice.

Why do so many tech companies seem to go out of the way to make their product unusable without 3rd party add-ons. I should not have to add things to my browser to be able to filter certain key words from my news feed.

Every time a major murder case comes to pass with what apparently is a major miscarriage of justice, I have flashbacks to the time I spent waiting for the murderer of my sister to go to trial. I don't know what I'd do if they let him go finding he was innocent.

I'm alone at work and the AC is blowing hot air... I'm gonna take off my shirt so I can at least try to be comfortable.

Left a bad review for my gym sheerly because of the insane number of fitfluencers who feel the need to record themselves in the locker room directly under the "no cameras no photography" signs.

It's Pride Month and Lavinia has got something to tell you. For @zipmins.bsky.social !

My Fitbit died over the weekend. Suspiciously just after a firmware update. Found it at 0% one evening, put it on the charger. Was 0% the next, thought maybe it didn't sit on the charger right. At work charged it and watched battery levels all afternoon, it's dead in under 3 hours.

So, this Unbound/Boundless fiasco. I was going to be polite about it, but after this morning’s email: no

Woke up this morning with my Fitbit complaining about low heart rate as apparently it dropped to 48 in the middle of the night. I guess all the cardio I do is actually doing something other than absolutely get winded by stairs cause I haven't gotten my heart going when I get to them.

If I was running a D&D game I would just base all the dungeons on Roomba maps.

So I put together a bookcase last night in the room where the air sensor for my house is... And wow the air quality plummeted after I was done...