Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking for the migration status of every customer. She says Dubai is where she longs to be as she is a committed Christian. WHAT DO I DO?😱

Linda messaged James here on #Bluesky. James was very busy launching his celebrity pet podcast and dealing with a particularly aggressive z-lister, thus his Out-Of-Office message was on more often than not... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammers #blueskyscammers #cheekygirls #ronniepickering #idiot

Excellent article but do read it from beginning to end, it matters!

“We’re gonna need a bigger bus”

I mean, it's not like we didn't know, but it's pretty fucking terrifying they no longer feel the need to hide who they really are.

What in the Rittenhouse is going on?

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

30 people arrested, but not the killer. Good job, #murica.

James received a message on #Zangi from Trust Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Girl, who was looking for "hot fun's" but was probably not expecting to run into God's own therapist, which is what James does, who trades knowledge from God for vapes... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammer #romancescammer #zangiscammer #vapes

Shermer is an embarrassment to the term skeptic. He has been for a long time. He isn’t welcome at any skeptical event I’m aware of, and rightly so. Jesus fucking christ.

Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.

Now I'm old and fucked, I go to the gym at work every day. It's in the basement, has the best toilet/washroom and no mobile coverage so I can do my stuff in peace. I really feel the difference. Do I win £5?

The obvious implication is that this justifies killing her. These people are simply evil.

This is how all Democrat politicians should be summarising what happened yesterday.

I am extremely confused as to why the UK government and police are saying Grok’s mass-scale CSAM generation is an issue for Ofcom. This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.

The "old white men running things" problem in a nutshell. Trump is on record stating his youngest son is some kind of computer genius because he knows how to turn a laptop on. Always looking back 50 years to when they were young and the future was unknown. Also, he's not bright, which doesn't help.

Yep, it absolutely stands up today.

But, hear me out, imagine how bad it would be in #America right now if Harris had won...right? Who's with me?

Down #Catford / #Rusheygreen way, the #waronchristmas #trees has only just begun. If you thought it was over, I mean. #londonlife #streetsofgold #streetphotography

#Instagram superstar #VictoriaMatosa, who has 6M+ followers there, contacted James on #Telegram to see if he was down for some fun. James wasn't in the mood & a quick check of her profile photos gave him all he needed to deal with the #idiot. #scambaiting #timewasting #hookupscam #scammer #scammers

Jessy messaged James on #Zangi from Birmingham, hoping to rekindle a #romance that James couldn't remember due an accident he'd had at Lewisham Zoo a couple of months earlier. Things might have worked out if she'd paid a little more attention to him... #scambaiting #timewasting #romancescam #scammer

Oof...

how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem

I had no idea that Rowdy had mastered 'Now you see me, now you don't' until last night. Gobsmacked, I tell you. #catlife #catdad #catsofbluesky

Karen messaged James on #Zangi to tell him that she makes so much money from porn she's sharing her profits with her fans, by doubling whatever money they send her. Seemed legit, but James struggled to understand how it worked and she got very mad... #scambaiting #timewasting #cashflipping #scammer

We love them both, we really do, but 5:30AM AGAIN, YOU LITTLE FUCKERS! When I catch the bastard who is covertly setting their internal alarm clocks I swear on my mother's life I will kill them, revive them and kill them again. #catlife

Lenka contacted James on #Telegram with a sexy photo he found online in seconds. She went quiet for a few days but eventually found her voice again & tried desperately to keep her #scam alive, justifying her lies as truths because #God... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammers #telegramscammer

Rowdy tucked herself in yesterday. Unfortunately, this was at 3pm and so she was wide awake for most of the night and woke me up at 5:30am for probably the 1000th day in a row. Still, merry fucking Christmas, cat. #catdad #catlife #catsofbluesky

Megan contacted James on #Bluesky, though they quickly moved over to #Zangi, where saucy chat and the promise of sexy times were interrupted by a glitchy phone and the suggestion that water sports might be on the cards for them... #scambaiting #timewasting #blueskyscammer #zangiscammer #scammer

It's actually quite difficult to break into the nitrous oxide vault, but once you're in you're laughing

One too many last night, Rowdy? FFS, you're 8 this year, when are you going to grow up? #catlife #catdad #catsofbluesky #caturday

Lin/Grace Shitting had a long and fascinating conversation with James on #Instagram and #Telegram where, among other things, she revealed she was skilled in investments of the #crypto kind, but James was dying of #Gibbon #Flu so... #scambaiting #timewasting #instagramscammer #telegramscammer #idiot

Candy four names contacted James on #Bluesky where she told him about her desire for a serious relationship, before they moved to #Telegram and she did a fantastic job of explaining why she had all those different names... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammers #blueskyscammer #telegramscammer #idiot

As 2025 comes to a close, probably the 6th consecutive year that is somehow worse than the previous year, I will take pretty much anything that gives me hope or joy. Today that is Taylor Swift's "Fate of Ophelia" which I hadn't heard until 20 minutes ago and it is a fucking brilliant pop song.

After over 3 years of trying & failing get these two to get along, @leoneross.bsky.social & I have decided that Tug'o'War is the only way forward. While they haven't done much of the tugging bit they are at least not trying to kill each other. A Christmas miracle. #catdad #catlife #catsofbluesky

He's a Christian like I'm a poorly baked lemon curd pie circling Pluto

Riley's back! She messaged James (who previously wiped his own memory) to, yet again, ask for £25 in exchange for sexy times. James still couldn't remember her and so his wife, Vergyna, had words with Riley and threatened to run her over... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammers #zangiscammer #Lada

Merry Chritsmas, everybody.

Saw this earlier, unredacted vs redacted, where "Trump" has been hidden in a passage about a young girl and raw nipples. #America, come on... they're not even properly hiding what they are obviously trying to hide while telling you there's nothing to hide or they're not hiding anything! Wake up!

Mary Smith, who is also porn star Angela White, messaged James on #Zangi for a conversation that was equal parts sexy, gibberish, filthy, confused, pointless and a ton of fun. Mary did give up in the end, but gave it a real go... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammer #scammers #zangiscammer #honey

Quite...

Riley messaged James on #Zangi, again, just a couple of days after failing to join him for a #threesome and having still not got any petrol. James completely forgot about her, memory purged, but she persisted despite him not knowing who she was... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammer #zangiscammer

If Donald J. Trump is gonna start putting his name on all sorts of buildings across Washington DC, the least he could do is die

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Riley messaged James on #Zangi while he was sorting out a naughty meet-up with someone on #Fabswingers. Sadly, a potential #threesome didn't happen due to Riley being broke, but maybe there would be another time for them...? #scambaiting #timewasting #zangiscammers #zangiscammer #dollars #idiot

Much of Eastern philosophy teaches us that “the best things in life are free” Secret Santa teaches us that “the shittest things in life cost up to & including £10”

Can you imagine the reaction of the Christian right if Barack had done something like this? Please let me know in the comments if he has so I can completely give up on the human race.

Private messaged James on #Zangi, and threw the entire #scammer script at him; she wanted his name, photo, location, offered a #menu of sex services he could buy, requested a 50% deposit upfront via #paypal, #giftcard or #crypto so she could pay for #gas... #scambaiting #timewasting #scammers

Companies, No, I don't want AI help in my home, chat, docs, phone, car, tv--I want your AI to fuck right off. It's wasteful and does a shitty job of the things you're pushing. Stop prompting me to turn it on. Give me an AI that takes away the drudgery of life so I can have more beauty and free time.