I fear I may have officially become old. I've just downloaded an app that tells me which bin to put out and on what day. I've crossed a line I can't uncross. It's downhill from here, let me tell you.

Wasn't it Ian who suggested to Adam that he should use the Clonkgate incident as leverage against Brian? Wise words there. #TheArchers

Oh, I've just realised I can sleep with my eyes open. #TheArchers

How long before Adam starts using Clonkgate as leverage, Brian? #TheArchers

For once (!), I feel like doing the same as Adam. I’ve spent a large portion of the day arguing with solicitors and I’m reaching the point of giving up. #TheArchers

Kudos to everyone who stayed up to watch the football. My beauty sleep doesn’t make exceptions. #ENGMEX

Is it over already? #TheArchers

My friend sent me an Instagram video of a very handsome farrier in West Yorkshire. I can’t repeat what accompanied her message, but it’s safe to say she was quite taken with him. #TheArchers

Perhaps Brian will appoint Bert his new farm manager? #TheAtchers

You can do your chair aerobics, Bert. #TheArchers

I don't bloody want Harrison back. 😠 #TheArchers

Is it Bert?! #TheArchers

#TheArchers Helen:

Oh, next week's Pick of the Week will feature Brian from #TheArchers

Why is it so hard to find a decent kettle and toaster set? The reviews are incredibly mixed. 🤔

THE COT HAS TO GO. DEAL WITH IT GEORGE. #TheArchers

Sod off, Keira. #TheArchers

Well, that was naff. #TheArchers

The background noise on POV is irritating AF. I've had to switch the radio off.

"Chris faces an unexpected interruption, and Ed is given a controversial task." There's so much going through my mind right now. 😂 #TheArchers

What's Amber going to make of this so-called "input", eh lads? #TheArchers

George, shut it right now before your balls are served to you on a platter. #TheArchers

What's with all the slurping and gulping? Yuck. #TheArchers

Compare and contrast: Kate gives Kirsty a free massage. Helen asks her to be her unpaid decorator. #TheArchers

Non-stop since 5am and only just sitting down now. Mortgage offer came through today (note to self: read the confirmation emails in detail), so it's time for champagne and #TheArchers. Now, here's hoping it's not a dull episode. 😴

It sounds like Lottie is on bi bus, Chris. #TheArchers

Chris did say Harrison was returning to Ambridge next week, right? #TheArchers

But will they ever be out of your lives, Amber? I don’t think so. #TheArchers

Lesbi-hen. I'm howling with laughter. Never heard it before. #TheArchers

Oh no. Carpet is back next week. #TheArchers

I can't wait for the snag. #TheArchers

Too much smooching for my liking. #TheArchers

"The Borchester Show hits a snag, and George finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place." Fingers crossed Anne-Marie isn’t in tonight’s episode. I’m not in a mood to listen to that bint. #TheArchers

Right, let's get on with it. #TheArchers

Brian's favourite line whenever someone pulls him up: "I don't have time for this." We don't have time for your nonsense, you fool. #TheArchers

"Can you get the day off school?" That's not usually a decision left to the student, Ed. 🙄 #TheArchers

Go on, Kate! #TheArchers

I'm ready for Keira to go (back to being silent) too. #TheArchers

"Kate loses her cool, and Keira is offered a surprising opportunity." Looks like we're in for a right treat. 🙄 #TheArchers

Will Adam be fuming when he finds out Ian's been talking to Kate? #TheArchers

Are you just sitting there watching Kirsty do all the wallpapering, Helen? Some friend you are. #TheArchers

Since I was rudely woken from my sleep at an unholy hour, this has felt like the longest day known to humankind. #TheArchers really needs to start already.

"The Spanish word for lips is labios and there's a very similar word labias which means exactly what you think it does. So yes, I pointed to my face and the told the guy I had a dry hoo-ha." 🤣 🤣 #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social

To whomever was making a racket outside my house at 0730 on a Sunday morning: thanks for waking me up, you moron. Probably for the best I didn't go outside, because I would've lost my shit. On the plus side, I've done more packing, put a wash on, and sorted mail re-direction. Time for more coffee.

Beautiful

Shade + new book + glass of champagne = perfection.

Seriously, just call Brian's bluff. He'll fold, you'll get some compensation, everyone moves on, and we can all finally move on from this bloody storyline. #TheArchers

Does he even know what he wants? I'm not so sure. #TheArchers

In one ear and out the other, eh, Adam. #TheArchers