Oh God, another BBC plug. Comic Relief gets a hard swerve from me. #TheArchers

Alan will be suggesting basket-weaving next. #TheArchers

Is Alan sickening for something? #TheArchers

Extra kale. No thanks. #TheArchers

Has it stopped raining then? #TheArchers

Mental health is the message of the week #TheArchers

I love Tracy. #TheArchers

Justin isn't the wheeler-dealer he thinks he is. #TheArchers

Brian's about to keel over, isn't he? #TheArchers

Lydna: 'Would you like me to do the interview for you?' #TheArchers

Brian, you've had a personality change. #TheArchers

Is George seeing the light? 🤔 Must be a v talented therapist. #TheArchers

A carer is the answer, Anna. #TheArchers

That will be put the kibosh on your love life, Anna. #TheArchers

'You're dramatising again.' Well, this is a radio drama. #TheArchers

We can all take or leave Dane. Leave, mostly. #TheArchers

Keep forgetting that George has got the recording. #TheArchers

Sometimes George comes up trumps. #TheArchers

'My mind wandered... back to when I was coshing George.' #TheArchers

Udder wipes milking gloves? Did I hear that right? #TheArchers

A pub team? A handbag? #TheArchers

More advertising BBC programmes in Ambridge. Grrr. #TheArchers

What did we do to deserve Helen and Tom tonight. #TheArchers

Manage Spiritual Home? Brian's really losing his marbles. #TheArchers

Brian has had one of those Ambridge personality changes. #TheArchers

Triple chocolate shortbreads? What fresh hell is this? #TheArchers

Just the woo-woo music I would expect from Spiritual Home. #TheArchers

'Her mum and dad on the same team.' You are divorced, Chris. #TheArchers

Asking people directly or telling them directly is against Ambridge rules. #TheArchers

'Indestructible'. Uh oh. #TheArchers

Rex, I wouldn't approach Chris when he is swinging a hammer. #TheArchers

What is this mindless meddling from Brian? #TheArchers

We're in the middle of a public service announcement, aren't we? #TheArchers

The sound department are busy with the coconuts. #TheArchers

What part of Josh's flouncing off abroad to lick his wounds do Ruth and David not understand? #TheArchers

A little less barn business, thank you. #TheArchers

This time next year, George won't be changing nappies. #TheArchers

A leaving party for Josh sounds like a bad idea. He'll think they're celebrating his departure. #TheArchers

Oh good, a sheep giving birth. #TheArchers

Oh, I don't like the sound of this. Brian being all grateful for proximity to his grandchildren. #TheArchers

This is a new low, SWs. #TheArchers

That drop in Chris's voice. Good radio acting. #TheArchers

You can just imagine the writer's room. 'Please shoe-horn a thousand references to Blue Lights into next week's scripts. Be as unsubtle as you like.' #TheArchers

Enough already with the Blue Lights promos. #TheArchers

No one likes finding out they've been a gooseberry. #TheArchers

Rex is dull, though. #TheArchers

So Erik is still in the picture, then. #TheArchers

I take that back about Kate. #TheArchers

One BBC programme advertising another. Tsk. #TheArchers

Sometimes Kate really comes through. #TheArchers