Now, that's a radio voice, using its full range. #TheArchers

Adam is 60?? #TheArchers

Amber's going to learn the hard way what happens when people in Ambridge don't tell each other things they should tell them #TheArchers

Knowing nothing about farming has never stopped anyone in Ambridge #TheArchers

Mightn't it be more sensible not to do it. #TheArchers

Either way, Brian's being lined up for an exit. #TheArchers

Dane is bloody annoying. #TheArchers

'A show that's been going since time immemorial'. That would be #TheArchers

Everyone tries not to listen to you, Adam #TheArchers

A Traitors/Ambridge mash-up. I'd watch that. #TheArchers

Ah, it's a maize lesson tonight. An improvement on bible study, even if the teacher is Adam #TheArchers

Rosie is the one who needs training #TheArchers

Thus endeth the lesson #TheArchers

Bible study wasn't on my bingo card for tonight #TheArchers

Oh my goodness, Jill sounds frail #TheArchers

Not Brian too! #TheArchers

Justin's idea of apologising is to wave his chequebook about. Vile #TheArchers

Not more old farts arguing. *sigh* #TheArchers

No sniggering about the limp cucumber. Is this a Keri week? #TheArchers

You live and learn. Toxic Squash Syndrome? #TheArchers

No sniggering over the courgettes! #TheArchers

'The last thing I do.' Hmm 🤔 #TheArchers

Don't go past the bypass, Brian. Here be dragons #TheArchers

Of course, there wasn't anything to worry about. #TheArchers

Don't think Paul sees it as a one-night thing #TheArchers

All these lads have such similar voices #TheArchers

Alice is being so over-protective of Alice #TheArchers

Oooh I say vicar. #TheArchers

Good sound design in the church scenes #TheArchers

Two old men arguing in a pew. #TheArchers

'We'll always have...Dross.' #TheArchers

Fallon must have pretty good lungs if she can shout and swim at the same time. #TheArchers

Jim sounds awfully frail #TheArchers

*Yawns uncontrollably* #TheArchers

Cannot bring myself to care about BL boardroom wrangles. #TheArchers

Dumbest plot twist ever, tbh. #TheArchers

Dumbest wedding guests ever #TheArchers

I'd pilfer a profiterole. #TheArchers

Good to hear Paul again. #TheArchers

Poor Lily. Dressed as a fool. #TheArchers

No more cricket in Ambridge? 🙏 #TheArchers

I hate baked beans *ducks below parapet* #TheArchers

Freddie should have stood by Lily #TheArchers

Brad is a good person #TheArchers

Oh, I jumped the gun. She's showing vulnerability #TheArchers

Amber's defences are back up #TheArchers

This is a loooooong story about buns. #TheArchers

Meddle with the Flower and Produce at your peril. #TheArchers

Is Dane on drugs? #TheArchers

'Grey Gables' sizzle' Okaaaaay. #TheArchers