look, if you’re into pup or baby role play, all i can say is i don’t think a pup or a baby would be skeeting on here. i’ll know you’ve fully committed to your craft if i never see your content again

a court reality show but we put the unindicted billionaires and sex pests on trial in abesentia. it becomes so popular in delivering symbolic justice that it becomes the basis of a new judiciary

whenever i meet a libertarian, i ask them if they stop at red lights and, if so, why they choose to bow to the tyranny of the state

funny to see middle age white liberals go through the radicalizing political transformation many of us went through as young teens

country music is protestant coded

i don’t think the show “homestead rescue” knows how much emotional support it’s performing in my life right now

“i’ve had a red white and blue christmas tree since 9/11” –overheard at the bar

it’s actually perfectly fine to not care about the integrity of the ukrainian state and not make ukrainian nationalism your whole online persona

every friend group needs to select one billionaire to be the object of their scorn and become a sleeper cell dedicated to their downfall

being horny is not a personality trait

i like when people on here yell stuff like “arrest trump now” or “make putin withdraw troops” like okay who are you screaming at? nobody here can make that happen

i have this bad habit of asking every european what their grandfather did during the war

mad men and sideways have basically the same soundtrack

This Weeks Onion Magazine:

what’s great about being a man is that nobody expects anything from you, the bar is so low

i relish a block, it means my content has touched someone

the hum of my neighbor inflating his mattress heralds the coming of some raucous sex sounds

russophobia is usa’s sole remaining cultural pastime

the hubris of people in the usa to say who should lead other countries that have been under economic and political assault by usa for decades astounds me

may a thousand communist sleeper agents be elected to local office

technology made the proletarian class

a flaming hot cheeto in the white house, however, would likely be welcomed

"Do the rich have too much political power?" Yes: 80% No: 8% YouGov / Dec 8, 2025

the institutions that oppress us will not be able to save us. revolution soon?

you ever read a skeet and think, “wow, this person would intellectually benefit from being forced to break large rocks into smaller rocks” ?

my discover feed is just my following feed with a bunch of furries thrown in

i keep seeing very self-assured libs claim that russia has bribed or blackmailed the gop, trump specifically. where is this claim coming from? is there any evidence? feels like qanon levels of derangement

getting the sense i would not want to encounter my favorite bluesky posters in real life (they’re always on their phones)

trial by jury means you can do anything you want as long as most people think it’s cool

my favorite thing about corporate life is that everyone seems like they want to die

in the usa, we put our hand over our heart for the national anthem because we all suffer from bad cardiovascular issues

shy but willing to discuss your most embarrassing childhood memories

a central goal of US foreign policy since the end of ww2 has been to stop eurasian economic unification. russian energy paired with european industry would make both mighty

whenever i meet a libertarian, i ask them if they stop at red lights and, if so, why they choose to bow to the tyranny of the state

keep christ in christmas (and never let him escape from there)

while there’s some attention on venezuela, i encourage folks to watch this great documentary that captured the 2002 failed coup attempt there in real time

shy but willing to discuss xavier: renegade angel

we should all just be happy that some christians are still literate at all

it’s good when speculative assets crater actually

sports enjoyers be like, “wow did you see where the ball went this time?”

how is everyone who wore a pussyhat in 2017 able to instantly identify current russian assets?

i love major league sports because it makes it easy to identify whose opinions i can ignore forever

shy but willing to discuss franz kafka’s amerika

anyone with a purebred dog is immediately suspect

with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy

feeling a little impulsive, any marketers out there want to shove some brands in my face?

calling people russian assets is the dem equivalent to saying obama was born in kenya

sorkin liberal worldview is only possible through unbridled drug use, a literal pipe dream

I love going to the public library and so should you 🫵🏾😐