like with most sporting spectacles, the real losers were not the lowest scoring team, but the viewers

Basically every call on this site for "Reconstruction 2.0," for an aggressive fight against fascism, is an admission that the tankies were right

what’s the suicide rate for scrum masters?

if we can bank from our phones, we can vote from our phones

i’m noticing a trend where people like it when you’re nice to them. hmmm i’m gonna see where this goes…

you know the wheels are coming off the train when trump loses the shaman

pro tip: take the cia document about how to infiltrate and deteriorate the effectiveness of leftist orgs (by doing things like asking many off topic questions, asking for things in writing) and apply it to your corporate job for similar effect

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the terrorist group known as the federalist society?

just going to random linkedin posts commenting “da fuq?”

juan guiado names himself interim president of turning point usa

if your plan to save the nation involves actblue, you’ve already lost

death to shareholders

canadians will claim they live in a democracy and then ask another country’s king for permission to form a government

$5k pls fuck off you couldn’t pay me $500,000 to bring a child into this

hey can some foreign power fund a color revolution in the usa soon? asking for a friend

everyone knows after a great depression comes a great manic episode

You know it's bad when left wing shitposting accounts and Wall Street banking twitter sound exactly the same

hell yeah

welcome to usa, white collar crime is legal

dems should filibuster the farm bill

“calling your senator” is qanon for libs

The assault on First Amendment rights being jointly committed by the federal government & Columbia University are an attack on all workers who dare to protest, speak out, or exercise their freedom of association under the US Constitution. uaw.org/in-shocking-...

nobody wants to argue anymore, it’s all instablock here

some helpful reminders: -not all jews support israel -criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic -being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas -arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment -violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad

getting a lot of bot interaction and honestly am thankful for it

nationalize the banks

i could never succeed in a corporate job, i have a nick drake song playing in my head at all times

it’s weird catholics have a whole day dedicated to celebrating pokémon protagonist, ash

I think we can all agree that we need communism

America is an amazing country, sometimes you tell someone they deserve better from their government and workplace and they get mad at YOU

live laugh market crash

the reason for discontinuing large denomination bills was to make it physically onerous to convey large sums for illicit activities, this would be a boon for black market exchange

nothing more important than earning the respect of your local barista

WARNING CONSERVATIVES: liberals may have hacked your computer using google, facebook, etc. please search your computer for any file ending in .lib and DELETE IT -- this is the calling card of hacking libs!!! please share with your conservative family members so they know!!!

Only the Catholic Pope is dying. Several billion Discordian popes are doing just fine. Better than you’d hope they’d be probably.

“Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR”

easy litmus test on doge: do we get our tax returns back faster this year?

maybe it’s good that the usa stops occupying europe after 80 years

“Fascism and communism are equals and just as bad as one another” weird. Corporations don’t think this

Before the American century of humiliation kicks off anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

in these trying moments fraught with woes of impending social and economic collapse, i am oddly comforted by the fact that people have always thought they lived in endtimes there’s a certain hubris to thinking it can’t get any worse than this specific moment

You can never have too many books or visit too many bookstores

"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress" "What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority" "What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"

the reason there hasn't been an American vanguard party in over a hundred years is because the American state has murdered everybody who tried and it's a significant body count

even when it's nazis doing nazism, the press has to call them communists

Interrupting white people cosplaying west wing makes them angry. It’s fun though.

crazy how Birdhouse In Your Soul is the greatest song of all time and also not even in the top 3 greatest They Might be Giants songs