its not every day you can just buy yourself a massive 4x4 foot oil painting of revolution. Support revolutionary art. I ship worldwide

A neckbeard that is really thin like as far away from your face as possible, But you gel little points into it like liberty spikes so it looks like a necklace

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

I describe a lot of my experimenting w materials as “rebuilding the wheel” bc there are definitely set ways to do a lot of things and instead of tutorials I just grab what I have nearby and reverse engineer weird ways to do it. Realism comes second to texture. Idk

I’m so fricken tired

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

You got the strength You got the courage Even with a dead fetus on your head

Had a horrible dream

Me watching the snowman: his mom just did that? She named him hairy hole?

I am nothing without my little projects I’m so bored

This is the type of stuff I hope is preserved until some archaeologists find it in a thousand years

this is what the nail girlies are up to

So what ur telling me is orca fashion is also cyclical

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Woke up rly early and started watching this horror film that was basically “what if the child has bad vibes” the movie

Why would Marvel do that? Why would they put Howard the Duck at the end of guardians of the galaxy and then do nothing with him?

I can’t even sit gay anymore it hurts my knees

The internet is making me cry this morning I think I gotta not be on it today.

crazy that con air and forrest gump share a universe (alabama)

Like five years ago I was so strong. Now I lift anything and I’m stuck in bed for at least a day. Makes me v sad

Yoshimi Battles the Large Language Models

I did most of the things I had been procrastinating on doing today and now I feel like I was hit by a bus

So did dilbert man really just try horse dewormer on his cancer and then call it quits? And then he pulled out the big guns by asking the president online?

"The Shepherd's Forest," 40x50cm (16x20") acrylics on handmade black standard canvas, 575$

SEVEN SLUGGO’S FOR THURSDAY

I should vacuum in the studio before I take a nap like an old person

I have to get rid of as much this furniture as I can while my parents are not home

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Thanks for reading my comics about realistic American family life! I'll keep making ‘em as long as I can eviction & starvation be damned. I’ve calculated it & if I raise $10k I can continue another year. All tips help, but if you can't tip no worries. Stay strong, friends. ko-fi.com/derekmballard

I keep starting new shit but I ask beige painting woman questions and she’s just like “wow very nice” please answer the inquiry so I can finish…. I had to ask my mom to ask her to come over and look at it. Normies are such frustrating customers 0/10

Have bought dice bc the texture looked good enough to put in my mouth am I autistic

🎶inhaling microplastics while you work🎶 😗🎵🎵🎶

FYM WHATS UP I’LL TELL YOU. CAPISCE

The Beano Book 1961

Solitaire on WIndows 95

“It’s weird how historically posts like this only get dunked on and people still keep making them.” My two year old (who definitely exists and is real) said this

Cop neighbor was gonna give my dad a lathe for wood turning so I think I gotta pretend to be nice to him to get that… I want a lathe so bad

Wasn’t he just saying like a month ago that he had nothing to hide?