I'll be waiting on the end of the line All I want is for you to be mine 📞☎️

Tau chilling

chat do yall think if hitler died today would people viggle ai him onto incredibly gassy

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social rub my belly if you win this election

planet Dolan was baby's first goonslop if you think about it

might as well post my interloper fanart over here... hi blusky i love skyghost #Interloper #InterloperARG

my first and only fanart of anomidae from the interloper ok byeee #3d #3dart #blender

YESSSSSSS

Customer: MY TRUCK IS AN ECO BOOST ITS FUNNY. DMV: POOP Verdict: DENIED

not sure why people are posting elon musk under the bluesky ceo's tweers but im all for it

soggy cow

Moo :3

RIP BOZO 🤣🤣🤣

Was requested to post here more, heres Lilo hanging with fluttershy (he/him for furry)

I'm grabbin him.... holding him...... delaying him further #art #artwork #avgeek #airplanes #planeposting #aerlingus

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

think that if "we must debate the fascists not no-platform them!" is your view then we have probably reached the stage, globally, where you may wish to wonder if your preferred way of doing things is actually working

i cant believe lex luthor stole 40 cakes thats terrible

the calls are working.

Sleep Sweet, BlueSky 💙

12 notifications thats scary as fuck

outfit design for @sleepsalotl.bsky.social !

new york is so cool... i wish italians were real

i got $3 for my birthday

We can get Collective Shout prosecuted. Australians, get on this.

big onion ring

This is just pure, raw sex appeal.

yo can that one guy im following not dominate my following tab i would like to see other people that im following thanks

how do i make moots here

breastmilk

my autistic ass cannot handle that I have to "build" rapport with someone "over time." I should be able to talk to someone twice and become lifelong friends

BOMBS DROPPED ON IRAN GET READY FOR AFGHANISTAN PART 2

id let Iran launch their nuclear missiles BUT only at washington dc and ONLY washington dc

(plucks a pube out) i will go to war with iran (plucks a pube out) i will not go to war with iran

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

She loves tf out of him

Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp

The importance of ther tear gas defuser

fuck man why arent anyone making fpv drones to kamikaze into the american gestapo

why arent american citizens shooting at ice agents? are they pussies?

dont look away

Hi, I'm the one responsible for coding Bluesky's Discover tab, I was under a lotta pressure and at the same time I was under contract to prototype a dating app for the terminally humourless, some wires got crossed and I might've accidentally delivered the wrong code to the wrong client.

how do people with a feet fetish who live in america deal with the imperial system

doing a hank schrader rn

this is how it felt being on the toilet expelling soul tearing stomach gurgling liquid fire for the third day in a row with my boyfriend on the phone earlier

schlunking it