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The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

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When you receive a bouquet of flowers but you’ve got cats

Leading Reform politician Nadhim Zahawi spoke today of an horrific encounter with a man who looked tired and threatening, and who typified the dystopian nightmare that is Broken Britain… From the new Private Eye, out now.

When you receive a bouquet of flowers but you’ve got cats

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The Tour Guide Dead drops…espionage…secret police…a conspiracy…and a woman on the run... Re-released and available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0hqE97GA

A romantic dinner for one on Valentine’s Day

I’m quite squeamish, but I’m okay as long as I don’t see anything that will make me squeam

We’re getting our chimney swept this week like it’s the good old days. Can’t help imagining who’s going to turn up on our doorstep

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No book sales this month but page reads every day. Check out all my books on #KindleUnlimited

Forget Trump threatening Greenland. Read Penguin Murderer and find out what happens to the polar bears when the northern ice melts. amzn.eu/d/555fH8Q

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Our big boy, Momo, is not happy with his collar, or his new catheter. Poor baby. #Caturday

In my head, the film Hamnet is a cartoon about pigs doing Shakespeare, and I’m very disappointed to find out it’s not

In my head, the film Hamnet is a cartoon about pigs doing Shakespeare, and I’m very disappointed to find out it’s not

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Happy Christmas everyone

I dropped the sky remote in a full pint of beer last night and now we can’t change the tv channels. Happy Christmas.

They can shave our stomachs (and our goolies, our neck, our side and our legs) but they cannae take our freedom!

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Chrismassy enough for you?

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It doesn’t take much to make me laugh

That’s Sunday sorted. And relax… Wordle 1,625 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I was deleting some old photos off my phone today when I found this. No idea where I got it from

Great to see the wonderful Jan Leeming back on BBC News after all this time

I wandered past Salisbury Comicon today. I didn’t see any stormtroopers in Sainsburys like last year. I did think I was being followed by a Dalek at one point, but it turned out to be someone with a wheelie suitcase.

90%* of people can’t find the dog in this picture. Can you? *estimated figure

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Wow! Bill Clinton? I just assumed that Bubba was Michael Jackson's chimp.

Wow! Bill Clinton? I just assumed that Bubba was Michael Jackson's chimp.

I don’t want to panic anyone, but I think there’s a Sontaran on the train #DrWho

Paddington!!!

Choo choo!!

So I did the deed and killed a main character, someone who’s been with the Wrecking Squad since Bk1. It hurts when you have been on such a journey, almost 465k words together. We’ve fought and laughed together, cried and died as one. I feel rotten. Someone had better read it! #scifi #scifibooks 💙📚

Hey, grok, make a poster showing the last ten British prime ministers.

Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten Liverpool footballers of all time #lfc

Hey, grok, make a poster showing the best ten British bands of all time