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Anyone else see Knob Cock? Or is it just me?

This is my home for the next few days… and relax

I think it’s time to start keeping chocolate biscuits in the fridge

Today I took a picture of a happy duck and I want you all to see it

Ooh, someone’s dinner is getting cold

Ooh, someone’s dinner is getting cold

You can chop down a beautiful tree and cover it in tarmac but you can’t stop it growing #naturewonderful

How do you kill a creature that can't be seen, a creature that can hide in the shadows? That's the dilemma facing Julienne Hammersmith. Available in paperback, on ebook, and on Kindle unlimited. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

#writerslift ! Time to promote yourself! READERS find your next read here! ABP=Always Be Promoting! Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday BUY A BOOK!

It's Saturday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, 2 here on BS, DM for details :)

How do you kill a creature that can't be seen, a creature that can hide in the shadows? That's the dilemma facing Julienne Hammersmith. Available in paperback, on ebook, and on Kindle unlimited. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

The Hammersmith Trilogy Unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… Available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

I don’t know whether to start putting prawns under my pillow or to stop putting prawns under my pillow, and I don’t even have sleep apnea

I’ve just seen my first ladybird of Spring, or is it my first mushroom???

I’ve just seen my first ladybird of Spring, or is it my first mushroom???

Anyone want to buy a bottle of natural spring water from the miniature sinkhole that’s opened up in our garden?

I made Penguin Murderer, my first novel, free of charge on kindle over the weekend. Usually that results in a handful of books being sold but this time it was 285 copies. Don’t know why. Dont understand the algorithm amzn.eu/d/01leD3ko

My novel, The Tour Guide, is FREE on Kindle Unlimited today It feature dead drops…espionage…secret police…a conspiracy…and a woman on the run... #IndieAuthor amzn.eu/d/0hqE97GA

It’s one of those man made carpets, as opposed to those natural carpets you see growing in the wild

My novel, The Tour Guide, is FREE on Kindle Unlimited today It feature dead drops…espionage…secret police…a conspiracy…and a woman on the run... #IndieAuthor amzn.eu/d/0hqE97GA

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

The first book in the The Hammersmith Trilogy is currently FREE on Kindle, featuring unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

Penguin Murderer Polar bears…penguins…nightmares…mystery…and wonder… Re-released and available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0e3LZcjA

The Tour Guide Dead drops…espionage…secret police…a conspiracy…and a woman on the run... Re-released and available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0hqE97GA

Have you read The Hammersmith Series yet? If you like fantasy, horror, humour, and the supernatural, then what are you waiting for? amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

When you receive a bouquet of flowers but you’ve got cats

Leading Reform politician Nadhim Zahawi spoke today of an horrific encounter with a man who looked tired and threatening, and who typified the dystopian nightmare that is Broken Britain… From the new Private Eye, out now.

When you receive a bouquet of flowers but you’ve got cats

The Hammersmith Trilogy Unearthly creatures…shadows…fantasy…family secrets…and chaos… Available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0j7W7BTr

Penguin Murderer Polar bears…penguins…nightmares…mystery…and wonder… Re-released and available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0e3LZcjA

The Tour Guide Dead drops…espionage…secret police…a conspiracy…and a woman on the run... Re-released and available now in paperback, ebook, and on Kindle Unlimited amzn.eu/d/0hqE97GA

A romantic dinner for one on Valentine’s Day

I’m quite squeamish, but I’m okay as long as I don’t see anything that will make me squeam

We’re getting our chimney swept this week like it’s the good old days. Can’t help imagining who’s going to turn up on our doorstep

TONIGHT is your last chance to get a FREE copy of the Penguin Murderer ebook on kindle from Amazon amzn.eu/d/bLW5aKf

TONIGHT is your last chance to get a FREE copy of the Penguin Murderer ebook on kindle from Amazon amzn.eu/d/bLW5aKf

No book sales this month but page reads every day. Check out all my books on #KindleUnlimited

Forget Trump threatening Greenland. Read Penguin Murderer and find out what happens to the polar bears when the northern ice melts. amzn.eu/d/555fH8Q

Forget Trump threatening Greenland. Read Penguin Murderer and find out what happens to the polar bears when the northern ice melts. amzn.eu/d/555fH8Q

Our big boy, Momo, is not happy with his collar, or his new catheter. Poor baby. #Caturday

In my head, the film Hamnet is a cartoon about pigs doing Shakespeare, and I’m very disappointed to find out it’s not

In my head, the film Hamnet is a cartoon about pigs doing Shakespeare, and I’m very disappointed to find out it’s not

Have you read The Hammersmith Series yet? If you like fantasy, horror, humour, and the supernatural, then what are you waiting for? amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC

Happy Christmas everyone

I dropped the sky remote in a full pint of beer last night and now we can’t change the tv channels. Happy Christmas.

They can shave our stomachs (and our goolies, our neck, our side and our legs) but they cannae take our freedom!

Give someone the perfect gift. If they like fantasy, horror, humour, and the supernatural, then they will love The Hammersmith Series. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1ZH2ZDC