Or they forgot to explain it to the AI redaction software.

Heartwarming: Celtics go on a heater during the a sideline interview with Isaiah Thomas and tie the game.

Gwaihir the Edgelord

Seems low. I bet it’s more like: Six in ten worried. Three in ten will opt to face discomfort and even death rather than drain household finances. One in ten can afford a health care catastrophe.

Director: ok good take but can we get like 50% more dazed with that compunction?

He’s really just watching tv all day and answering his own phone, isn’t he.

I would like to form a WhatsApp group with the other 84 people who start the wordle with THANE

Hard no from Tigre

Knicks fans are getting loud in the Boston Garden.

I was pretty down on AI destroying human civilization, but then I got my dishwasher's factory reset keypad sequence from Gemini atop a search list full of 10-minute videos, quora replies, and pdfs.

I just used a hot needle to remove a painfully lodged firewood splinter from my finger and now I feel compelled to compile a list of the best self-surgery scenes from the history of cinema.

Oversized scarf guys have their first hero since Lenny Kravitz

very big story here: apnews.com/article/immi...

You should have to register your spice tolerance with the New York Times before posting comments on their recipes.

<george bailey voice> The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's hentai chatbot. And in the Kennedy voice clone scam, and Mrs. Macklin's phishing scheme and a hundred others!

This is why you have to include the Scouring of the Shire in the movie.

The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward [checks notes] John Rocker.

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

This discourse makes me think of a conversation I had with a person who was looking for cheap inland real estate as a hedge against climate change. How are property rights going to be guaranteed in a future USA in which Manhattan is underwater?

[villanelle voice]

Timothée Chalamet and Jeremy Allen White in NOTHING WAS DELIVERED FROM NOWHERE (2026)

The Corona kid makes me pine for 2015 twitter

I made the Zojirushi rice cooker cake recipe. Ask me anything.

1/Stop everything and read/watch/bookmark this massive investigation between @motherjones.com @lighthousereports.com Le Monde, Der Spiegel, Paper Trail Media a vast global surveillance empire used to target politicians, journalists, tech CEOs, and... Jared Leto. ow.ly/2LUF50Xb7KE

When you recall that political reporters ran interference for Trump over his "opposition" to Project 2025, remember that even AT THAT TIME there was a hidden camera interview with Vought where he said that was bullshit and he didn't mean it. www.mediamatters.org/russ-vought/...

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Has anyone trademarked ArmyGeddon yet? If not, must credit: @thisismaz.bsky.social

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

I would love a third watch of ANDOR, but enough is fucking enough.

None of this is true.

Big East vibes from the right side of the redrawn NL map.

Cider making in Catalonia is intense

That had not occurred to us, Dude

Jrue Holiday turned game 5 around for Boston with 8:55 to go in the 2nd. He was at the foul line amid a 16-3 Knicks run. Before his first shot he told Jaylen Brown, "I've got Robinson." Holiday's defense denied the Knicks second chance shots and helped the Celtics close an 8 point gap by halftime.

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Some personal news: after 9 years and 8 months, we’re now in 129th place on the waitlist to join the PG Pool.

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Big if true

It’s not his best work for sure, but this seems a bit heavy-handed.

McDonald’s on upper Georgia isn’t too broken up about Jimmy Carter

Chapter one. He adored New York City. He idealized it all out of proportion.

Holy shit dude

Corruption in others is anathema to me, but you would scarcely credit the depths of turpitude I should descend to myself for a thousand a year.

Your annual reminder that Marley’s ghost himself somehow did the deal that got Scrooge a final shot at redemption.

This is the first thing I thought of when I heard. I wonder if he ever read it.

It's glare. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Phoenix is doing it all wrong. Once Wembayana gets the ball within 20 feet of the basket, you’re fucked. To defend him you have to attack the passers. It’s going to be an adjustment for a lot of teams.

The scooped bagel scandal reminds me of the time when I was a deli waiter and I refused to serve a customer pastrami on white with mayo