They try to tell you votes are optimistic when it’s post apocalyptic, won’t over throw the opposition, just bemoan their loss of business, to own a homes a lost tradition

I just want to be loved the way millennials love slim fit black zip up hoodies with white strings

Are we sure they haven’t been meaning to say RAPTOR? Like we’re all in for a different unfortunate surprise.

Found some normalcy. Got my footing. After a year of not really being able to be creative. We back at it. Here’s a wip. See ya soon.

Last year my life changed in every way. I thought I didn’t have to/shouldn’t pause art but it did finally dawn on me I needed to breathe & redefine what I’m doin. I owe apologies for disappearing. But I’m having fun with it again & know what I want to say in my music in this new era. See ya soon.

When your body and mind tell you to slow down and pause things for a bit, listen to it. If you don’t then at some point you won’t have a choice.

I would listen to That Mexican OT rap the forecast

it can’t rain all the time

Time flies when you’re sad and bummed

To be very clear, in case it wasn’t, all the queer and trans folks are welcome on this side. If that’s a problem you can get the hell on elsewhere.

Officially one year since my life started to completely change. I finally have my footing under me & am finally seriously working on music. Thank you for the patience from folks waiting for music & those that I’ve talked about working with. I’ll be makin good on all of it soon ✌️

Metalcore nice activated like the winter soldier last night during this @carefulgaze.bsky.social feature

Was the kinda broke watchin granny smoke was my pastime Knock off kicks with a backward P, them was Phat 9s

Someone delete my Aldi search history if I die

Hearing bipolar described as “I either feel crazy or lazy” is one of the most accurate ones I’ve heard

Can’t be caked up and eat it too or however the saying goes

My nickname in college

“Heart burn” is too cool of a phrase to just be eating ice cream and having an asthma attack

People wonder how I got such an amazing girlfriend and all I’ll say is tech deck skills were no small part of it

I keep standing in groups of people and saying “we are NOT a team” in hopes of assembling a team

I was an accident baby more like happy Blunders Day amirite?

Crazy from when this was written/released I dropped 50 pounds, grew my hair out, cut my beard, drink way less & my life’s 1000x different but the lyrics connect with my heart heavy. One of those. Full video:

Gorgeous outside right now. Perfect day to fire up Skyrim and spend time in nature.

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Fitness pro tip: drink a pint of sweetened creamer before sprinting

I bet the seagull by the chimney got absolutely zooted when they announced a new pope

I gotta girl that’s as bad as my teeth are What else you expect, only floss with rebar Shit is weird Sounds cool Playin on a keytar Me n hex reconnect got new specs to see far

It’s #BandcampFriday! Sweatshirts to show how much you love your dog! Hats that remind you to take your meds! Plus for the 5th anniversary of the Social Distance EP from me & Hex, every non-music purchase comes with a FREE Social Distance cassette. <3 nice okniceraps.bandcamp.com/merch

Poking a straw in the saniderm like a capri sun

“You should watch The Last of Us” okay fuck you too then I thought we were friends

Bringing my girl breakfast sandwiches in the morning like a cat with a dead bird

FMK: JD Vance edition.

Oh my god the pope was Jean Parmesan the whole time

Talking skateboarding but calling it edging instead of grinding

Up feeding my girl grapes on the couch like some servant to an ancient goddess

Willem Defoe playing Jesus Christ was perfect casting cause you know Jesus had a hog

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

I shitpost a ton and just use the internet for fun most days but trust I’ve been writing and plotting more than ever

God may I never see what I’ve been most voted in fuck marry kill

put my dad on the rider I wanna beat his ass before every set For her birthday I gave my girl my severed head Babe it’s so you can kiss me when I’m not at home I had this dream I never have to leave if I don’t wanna go

In 2025 people still think being bipolar is rapid minute to minute swings from happy to sad to angry like nah man it’s 2 months of thinking someone is following me and also cleaning my apartment the best I ever have followed by 2 months of my best dead body impression while I don’t brush my teeth.

Pick up glass n pretend it’s diamonds I don’t know It was shinin Think we all got different timin You can’t pass if you miss assignments I made the grade Got some things make me stay afraid Like the day I wake and fade away

It’s Rex Manning Day! Damn the man! Save the Empire!

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Pronouncing encourage like entourage

Everybody feels jealousy. It’s part of being human. It’s how it informs your decisions, motivations, and treatment of others that you have to keep in check.

Bump Lamotrigine Dreams and all of Talking to My Dogs from me & @searchableandrew.bsky.social wherever you do that

Wanna rap on some fun weird stuff if ya need that feature or ya got those b*ats and we’re mutuals—holler

The new Couch Monorail opens 2026