Fpl is funny, I have 5 more points than the same GW last year. Yet I have half the rank. Now I know that each point is a big jump. But sort of mad how much of a jump

Pretty piss poor week. Obviously didn’t see the leeks. I think I would like to say if I’d seen them I’d have done something really clever like estevao however likely would have the Bruno move I ended up doing early to avoid a 0.2 price swing. Still got 1 free if I need it. Down to 93k

Gorgeous

One down

Mukiele is god

If anyone is a gambler I’d put money on Nunes getting a clean, assist and goal

Fucking Nunes. More annoyed about that than the benchings tbh

I haven’t watched West Ham play all year. Watching this game I assume they’re top four at least

Should have just played Andersen

Not paying attention at gw deadlines means I have a bad captaincy. But Thiago as vice. Oh well

With peps comments about nunes he’s gone. Mukiele comes in as part of longer term plan around getting Bruno / palmer. Hopefully Foden plays this is likely his last week in the team.

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That quadruple city not looking too hot right now

A 48 point gameweek that feels like 100. Up from 90k to 66k. 2FTs to decide what to do with

Europe to go so miles away from deciding anything. But if everyone was to play the team is fine. Annoyingly Foden and saka will likely drop again before Friday

It’s always funny arriving to Monday and realising a) there’s still a game left in the game week and b) you have a forgotten player left to play. Senesi it’s your time to shine

Thread of 25/26 players who have killed my rank at different points that I’ve not touched because oooh I’m an “engaged” manager (elitist prick) these are casual picks oooh they won’t keep this up look at the underlying data it’s unsustainable ooh look at all the casuals with their kneejerking #FPL

I fucking love Florian wirtz

Mbeumo is so good. The toss up between him and Bruno is gonna be hard

Beginning to feel like Ghandi was right

I am genuinely happy for Semenyo that he is getting game time but god I’m annoyed I sold him now

No transfers. Going senesi over nunes because I think United are capable of scoring. May change this as I approach. Might bench hall. You simple never know

I don’t trust music because when I was a child my mum introduced me to led zeppelin IV (her favourite album) which I thought was amazing a week later I was really into bob the builders can you fix it and honestly to this day I couldn’t tell you which was more impactful to me

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62 points. Good week for me I think. The transfers netted me 3 points which honestly feels worth celebrating. Up to 90895. Dizzying heights. Feels like squad is in an okay place will evaluate after all the cup games

So far I’m 1 for 1. Can I get them all correct?

De Cuyper ➡️ Gabriel Semenyo ➡️ Wilson The desire for Gabriel in my team was too strong. I’ll be at the game so can’t wait to watch the double clean sheet go live. Wilson the cheapest guy I didn’t hate. Haaland stays captain because surely he can’t keep hitting the post

Another middling week with another small green. 115k now. Thiago and Wirtz pulling me through. Now have to figure out getting Gabriel.

Me: nice hall came off with a clean sheet. Maybe not I can get an advantage over the other Newcastle defenders: Life:

I support Liverpool and I think that’s offside. The semi automated angle fully seems to have put wirtz somewhere else

How was that even inside what the actual fuck

Glad the goals given but Jesus that took ages

Why does it take so long to do the VAR checks if they’re semi automated?

Gabriel is one of those guys you probably should just always own. Was going to wait until after Liverpool game but genuinely might go for him this week

No changes. Let’s see if I can luck my way to another green arrow

The extra bonus that Nunes secured got me a green arrow. 41 points somehow got me a 3k green. Seems fake but I’ll go with it

In the absence of huge flaws no transfers being used as it stands. Slightly tempted by getting Hall in for Hincapie due to worries about starting but not sure it’s sensible. Will think on it during the day

Again a need where doing fine was good enough for a green. Up to 123701. This week is the hard one, feel unsure of who I should be starting

Gorgeous Deutsche bastard

Man U all over Newcastle here

Please do something it will be really funny I promise

Two FTs used. Resisted ekitike and went with wirtz. Maybe against my better judgement however I feel he’s got bonus point potential written all over him. Rogers is point chasing but I think he can keep up the form. Bruno➡️ wirtz Minteh➡️ Rogers

Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates. May your day be filled with joy and alcohol

David Squires on … the Premier League enjoying a rare Christmas at home

Lovely little 5k arrow up to 139k. Good really despite a disappointing midfield. 2FTs to sort them out

At the airport on the way home for Christmas. Both bags got stopped by security for different presents. You never hear about Santa going through this

2 GWs ago I did szboszo in over rogers. I’m very stupid hahaha

Frimpong is genuinely someone I would love to own in FPL if his fitness wasn’t an issue

I know it’s bad for my rank but honestly my captain doing well still makes me feel good. 206% be damned!

I’m a fool