alright bye people

ALL TEA ALL SHADE YES PINK LEMONADE

‘twas a sunny day

instagram:

me, i am that one friend… the elusive archivist

that one friend who’s too keen on archiving everything they encounter on the internet

i just found out this app was down… from Popbase on twitter ijbol

have a good day folks, i hope you’re having a better day than i am

quagmire so fucking puss with that hair swoop omg the GAGGINGS of it all

hi…

@princeiiro.bsky.social mentioned blair waldorf and now i’m reminded of how i finished 2 videos of Mike’s Mic unhinged Gossip Girl recap in one sitting

this motorsport is actually so gay no wonder i liked it

ive been so formula 1 pilled lately

a cat adopted me yesterday, named him Georgie! 😺

YOU CAN GO LIVE ON BLUESKY NOW??

did everyone get logged out by bluesky system or was it just me

me when i step into a local whore house during the apocalypse:

tariq from abbott elementary you will never be liked by me YOU’RE A BUM

what are those… THESE ARE CLOTHES…

im so obsessed with formula 1 atm, yes let me enjoy 22 rich men with fast car go vroom vroom while i watch them from this shithole i call my bedroom

i just found out a good bloomf unfollowed since idk when, i didn’t know what i ever done 😭

disoriented rebecca black:

in other words i trust bluesky oomfs more than i trust twitter users bcs at least i’m more of a niche here than twitter (even tho i still am categorized as a khia)

“don’t you care about your digital footprint” just let me flaunt my body to bluesky oomfs without thinking of the repercussions omg? i just wanna be a whore on bluesky in peace

my #fcf stands for fat chud friday

WHERE ARE THE DICKS AND COCKS AT

yes i will be liking every #fcf post bcs truthfully idgaf i just wanna see cocks

this account is so dead except when its time to interact with @tbsrpr.me skeets

so where the fat cock friday entries #fcf

i feel like i’m losing touch with bloomfs (bcs of myself) but i will always love y’all so much 🥺🫶

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

when they ask me whats the first and last 2 letters on the word blurb:

and i applied anyway with big hope I’d make it into the impossible 0.0002% SAY AMEN

applying to non bloomf priv is like applying to Harvard Law with 2.3 GPA and no knowledge of justice system

I’M SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE RN

Hello Bluesky friends! We meet again. Please respond. Sent from my iPhone

thinking of selling all my stuff so that i can afford an ozempic and then invest in body tea building, just then i can get all my stuff back by the money im getting from my future cash pigs

This is the most honest thing I’ve read today… I support healthy curiosity among friends. 😏

been gone for how many days now omg

Don’t give a shit who needs to hear this: FUCKING COMMUNICATE YOUR FEELINGS TO PEOPLE AND BE OPEN TO RECEIVING FEEDBACK IM NOT ASKING IM ACTUALLY BEGGING

Tee ★ bsrpr 4 ever

#TBSRPENIS by @tbsrpr.online is so back, THE WHOLE NATION CHEERED

bestie came over yesterday i feel replenished

i stole jokes from the replies without liking who sent it #evilbehavior

jpegs:

please pardon this broke they's setup, but i swear this is the only way i can make that broken Surface Pro to work and run 😭

the way i came here every once in a while and wonder why my account never get picked up by the algorithm knowing i rarely post