When I feel down, I like retail therapy the best. I just n d to win the lottery to feel better. But I gotta play to win.

Talk therapy rarely works…for very long.

I’m going through a rough patch. Happy Mother’s Day.

Mothers are important for a lot of different. They should have their own Hallmark, jewelry, breakfast in bed day.

Mother’s Day like many other holidays is bitter sweet for those of us with no mothers or other women in our lives. No siblings, cousins, aunts, or surrogate mothers of any kind. Yes. We do exist.

I like popcorn. I don’t like getting it stuck in my teeth.

The events leading to the collapse of our oceans have already begun. Climate change is real. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

It amazes me that, no matter what, MAGA zealots fall in line, lockstep behind their Dear Leader. No questions asked.

Of course MAGAland wants a ballroom to host the WHCD. They own the press.

I have come to believe that no matter what MAGALAND does, nothing will ever get better. Ever. We have been captured and are living in a dystopian nightmare.

The GOP far right may have been planning this day for 40 years. So what? They’ve succeeded. It’ll take another 40 to get our lives back .

God doesn’t exist. Our current situation is proof positive.

During the ‘60’s and Vietnam era there were dozens of “underground” newspapers breaking through the coverup and complicit complacency of the mainstream press. It was there. In your face. In print. Now it’s all just fleeting electrons. Easy to ignore.

During the ‘60’s and Vietnam era there were dozens of “underground” newspapers breaking through the coverup and complicit complacency of the mainstream press. It was there. In your face. In print. Now it’s all just fleeting electrons. Easy to ignore.

God doesn’t exist. Our current situation is proof positive.

The GOP far right may have been planning this day for 40 years. So what? They’ve succeeded. It’ll take another 40 to get our lives back .

I have come to believe that no matter what MAGALAND does, nothing will ever get better. Ever. We have been captured and are living in a dystopian nightmare.

Of course MAGAland wants a ballroom to host the WHCD. They own the press.

It amazes me that, no matter what, MAGA zealots fall in line, lockstep behind their Dear Leader. No questions asked.

This is an easy vote to make.

Some people quit smoking/drinking/doing drugs and other harmful things "cold turkey". Is there a magic formula for that? Alternatively, is there a drug that can help wean me away from sugary foods? Is there a rehab for ppl who can't stay away from cookies and candy and donuts and cake, etc.?

Please stop saying “No one voted for this” when they goddamn well did.

Is haven’t hit their stride yet. Loses 5-4 to the Pirates. #MLB

Will some give me a shirt history of April Fool’s Day. Silliest day ever.

It got into the 80s today and about 78 inside. I broke down and turned on the A/C. Currently sitting in a cool bar getting hammered on Orange Crushes. Life is good until the hangover starts.

Just watched the Orioles kick the Rangers’ ass. Why can’t they do that more often?

I didn’t think the Orioles are looking that good either pitching or batting.

I’m a big Orioles fan and I watched the first three games against the Twins. I’m not sure I like the new challenge rules. Sure, they don’t slow the game down that much but, for some reason, they just seem off.

Flying used to be a lot more enjoyable. More seating room. Friendlier staff at the gate and on the plane. Even the passengers were a little more friendly. People used to check their bags instead of taking everything they own onto the plane.

I usually buy cheap ice cream - Edy’s because it tastes ok and it comes in simple flavors. Today, I got a in if Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz because a) it was a full pint and b) didn’t have a ton of esoteric add ins. Very, very tasty. Very expensive but very tasty.

Been watching a couple of Hallmark mysteries. They’re as schmaltzy as the Christmas movies. Not that that’s a bad thing.

GHW Bush’s letter to Bill Clinton feels like it came from another planet - one where political rivals were still countrymen, not enemies. The ink is only 33 years old, but the sentiment might as well be from a century ago.

The cat in repose. When she spreads out, she really spreads out. #fatcat day before #caturday

Hey, Finance people. Are we in a stock market “correction” (10%) or going full steam into a bear market?

I don’t need a PoliSci degree. Bluesky does the work for me.

You know what I hate about getting old? When I go to a doctor and say this or that is bothering me, they say, “ it’s nothing, you’re just getting old.”

Im going to do something tomorrow to try to lift my mood - but my self flowers from a florist. At least it’s legal and won’t give me a hangover. Not real cheap but if I’m not worth it, who is?

They say Vitamin B-12 helps with mood, memory and a host of other issues. So does meth. Or so I’m told.

I still listen to Instagram ads. They’re so compelling but so full of shit.

Hi. I’m a highly respected authority with two PhDs in my field of expertise and I can tell you how to lose weight fast, boost your stock portfolio by 60% in a down market AND find your soulmate. $99 one time only.

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

Stock market keeps going down, down, down.

Trump is already the dictator/king. He does what he wants without any consequences. We are his subservient peasants hoping for crumbs from the table.

Biding our time and debating legislative challenges is bullshit of the highest degree. When will people wake up and see what s happening?

Someone ought to call bullshit. It’s time to find a permanent solution to Trump. Permanent.

Lots of bloviating while Trump continues his mission of work domination. Venezuela, Iran, Cuba…where else?

Everyone complains. No action is taken.

At a bar where no one knows your name.

Big news from Karoline Leavitt: 100% of Trump supporters support Trump