why do you people smooth emmrich… why are there so many smooth emmrichs…

if one day after you’ve been taking your meds for a while you start thinking “oh yeah i don’t even need these anymore i’m normal now” that’s the devil talking to you

i have a bizarre way of eating chocolate cake and brownies that makes friends and adversaries alike boo me

i’m going to smoke a fat blunt and relish in the fact i don’t spend my days defending my right to look at anime porn intentionally designed to look like CSAM so

also can i just say at the end of those lists, i am also on an “anti swiftie” list

“fiction doesn’t affect reality it’s not real it’s just pixels” is something only stupid people say

y’all think fascism begins and ends at your right to sexualize anime toddlers

oh no i’m against sexy anime children i must be rubbing elbows with goebbels

internet slapfight playbook is always like but ah have you considered the anecdotal evidence not backed by data i’m about to share to totally own you and make this fight personal?

hi i’m opening up commissions im charging $500 for a fully rendered piece in which u can see i obviously used AI or just traced a screenshot from baldur’s gate 3 really poorly… 10 slots open!

dudes really underestimate how far just being polite and normal can get you because negging me in any capacity just makes me want to attack you like a goose spotting a small unattended child across the street

rebecca black is taking it

My Type is a woman who has a higher education but is still stupid enough to do recreational hard substances and put her cigarettes out on me

august underground

i love how geeked a mourn watcher rook is to talk to manfred

i feel like you always need one really fucked up rpg player character and then one extremely normal guy to get the full experience of any game

my mourn watch rook (for my emmrich x rook run) is just an extremely normal if not chipper person who’s interested in mortuary sciences

i wonder if the ghost in my house cares how many times i listen to t-pain’s cover of war pigs

if you try to find classics like goatse or tub girl on google now it’s like finding a needle in a haystack… when will this oppression end…

i will follow someone on the basis of having a really fucking funny user handle

nicki minaj was crazy for maybe it’s time to put this pussy on ya side burns

sorry just thinking about how badly i could use like $230 rn

“could that be one person?” “no claire, that’s the mormon tabernacle choir doing their annual obscene phone call” is also one of my favorite exchanges in all of horror

black christmas my beloved underrated holiday film ♥️🎄

“black christmas” 1974 is a radical horror film for the time not only because a woman is framed as rational and Good for wanting an abortion, but because the cops are repeatedly mocked for being incompetent

nothing more threatening than a flaccid peepee swinging in the wind

he’s my little gaming buddy no matter where i am

one time during a hashtag episode i called my friends convinced a naked man was living in my attic waiting to attack me which like why was he naked

it’s not lost on me that any singular thing a woman does or wears will be turned into a fetish by some guy

American White Ibis, Celery Fields, Sarasota Florida. #photography #birds

i have been through the proverbial ringer with my mental health and i’m very proud of how far i’ve come + i want this for everyone

i feel like people get really weird towards me when they learned i, for the most part, have “recovered” from many of my mental health conditions. i will always have them, but i am miles upon miles away from how i presented years ago.

It's your birthday, Duane.

who are you people

no one in the lighthouse is hearing you have sex that shit is made out of concrete girl

reid hates women

it’s strange being a sardonic person online because it almost guarantees that everyone is going to take whatever i’m saying 100% at face value

me and who

see oomfs…

when a bunch of people start liking and interacting with a post that you never intended to reach a broad audience

in fact i said “who is HE?”

the dragon age fans here will find it funny that veilguard was so terrible at explaining lore for a new player that i had to ask the group chat who andraste was

brooklyn and parts of new orleans have similar accents because of immigration patterns in ye olden times… the more u know

you may hate it now but one day you will all miss my constant posting once i’m finally employed

fandom pilled gay men falling into the same “ew i hate lesbians” patterns as their terminally offline ancestors i see

we’ve gotta destroy the “but your post didn’t mention the nuances and complexities of my specific scenario” industrial complex online

learned today that the chase sequence in WEAPONS was filmed by a dude on rollerskates

whitest kids u’know is probably the greatest influence on my sense of humor now

weapons and barbarian* continue to prove my jordan peele based theory that a mastery of comedy leads to a mastery of horror bc making someone laugh and making someone scream are two sides of the same coin *directed by zach cragger of whitest kids u’know