she’s a noble druid who left her family to go do nature shit. her family is now in gortash’s favor in baldurs gate. she’s rlly embarrassed about it.

bullying my Content Creator irl dear friend into playing bg3 co-op with me so i can react to his reactions

the world is too small bc once i was talking shit about my ex on twitter and oomf @smooti.bsky.social was like wait i watched her get fired from her job once

my friends and i have experienced seeing people being walked on leashes in public due to our college’s unnaturally high furry population… let me tell u none of us were complaining or felt violated! we thought that shit was funny as hell!

i knew we were losing the recipes when people started using words like “consent” to apply to them seeing anything they weren’t a fan of ever in public

i need free the nipple sex positive tumblr feminism to come back actually bc everyone is scaring me

Spooky month

mmmm dr pepper

it could be because i live in the city known for showing titty to receive some beads at a parade but i just do not think boobs are a big deal like i have never cared when i see a nipple in public

this just in: putting people on the sex offender registry for showing tit at a concert

showing ur boobs in public is not comparable to whipping ur dick out i feel crazy… we need to bring back free the nipple feminism y’all have gone too far in the other direction

grown adults upset that someone took their titties out at a concert… girl this is why europeans laugh at us

me: this tav i made looks like someone… me: omg

the mirror calls to me

dj shart is so sexy tragically

damn so i can’t murder the tiefling kids at the grove? rude

every youtube short of bg3 game thru has thee most atrocious fits on every character

after the urge is gone, callum collects stray animals like pokémon cards. before the urge is gone, she’s got sooo many feathers and cool rocks in her pack.

once again allowing gale to eat at least three to four brownies before informing him that they contained cannabis and/or shrooms

nat said “gale defloprios” and it’s FRYING me

“i can’t believe they let this guy fuck women” permanently in my lexicon now

aa after the straight women have cured him of the trauma of gay sex via a submissive tradwife who he can provide for to regain his dignity as A Man

coming out was scary but became less scary when my parents were like well we figured

my dad had a sixth sense that i was gay so he always took me to hooters to get hot wings when i was growing up

i’m abt to crash out chat

i take my own suicidal ideation much less seriously ever since cardi b twote this

sometimes i check clearsky bc thats how i find out im on really funny lists like “negative nancy’s” bc i made fun of taylor swift

gaylors fascinate me because that’s the straightest woman i’ve ever encountered

pear of anguish so everyone’s having a bad time

remember when ketheric thorm was king of bacchus for mardi gras

i had a long nervous breakdown today and it could be the beta blockers talking but now i’m like damn girl was it ever that serious

conservative furries gotta be the funniest genre of human

would love to live in a society where u can just take off work when ur sick and not have it be a massive deal

when people are like “any therapist would tell you-“ online during slap fights i’m just like this is not a monolithic field brother like they’re probably discoursing over this too

put a little something to fall asleep to on da tv ❤️

out with the boys

my credentials: sometimes my irl friends text me and ask how it’s going with my wizard boyfriend

i also controversially don’t think gale is very receptive or nice about the whole durge thing. partly bc the developers undercooked his durge romance specifically and i decided to run with it like it’s canon.

i genuinely think the only characters that hit on callum are shadowheart, lae’zel, minthara, and astarion (because something is wrong with him). the more i play as her, i don’t even think gale would go near her with a 10 foot pole y’all.

idk how to describe my level of depression other than i feel like this is hovering above my head every second of the day

i’m going to take a nap and deal with everything after that bc i need blankly staring off into space until i doze off time

how to tell your boss that you’re sorry for the sloppy work but you’ve been trying not to drive your car into a brick wall at full speed every single day for the past month so like that’s taking up a lot of brain space

the Horrors are winning

getting a green and grains bowl from cava 🤤

imagine my shock when i saw poopoo on my discover page like the algorithm is devious

was sad i was out of weed but then i found my dab pen

u know what maybe i’m glad y’all are getting censored

this is crazy to me because i thought it fucking ruled. much like jennifer’s body, and other cult classics that came before it, i feel like this is a film that will be looked back on more favorably than the initial reception.

10/10 beautiful imagery and poignant critique of football culture, masculinity, and the disposability of young black men

💕✨ #fma #royai