➳ 𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐄 "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐩." 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍 ➳ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 || ❤︎ & ↻

[it’s her birthday today! time to eat lots of cake!]

⎊ 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍 "𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?" 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 || ❤︎ & ↻

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

ᗢ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 "𝐀 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝." 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅 ᗢ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 || ❤︎ & ↻

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

hey. ✌🏻 it’s been a while, hasn’t it? how’ve you been, [reader]?

"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞." 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 || ❤︎ & ↻

[currently blasting “welcome to my life” by simple plan at max volume.]

i eagerly await to see what you come up with.

nothing i can think of right now.

well, considering i’m no longer married to bob and all the kids are grown up and moved out? i suppose changing to an e won’t hurt.

mmm. silver does sound nice.

you have my attention.

…… what kind of upgrade are we talking about?

you called for me, so you must need me for something.

you miss me or something @thescreenslaverr.bsky.social?

❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞

┌┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┐ 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕... ⊵𝙰𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝙼𝚌𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢⊴ --⊳ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ ---⊳ᴅᴇᴘᴜᴛʏ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ----⊳ғɪᴇʟᴅ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ -----⊳ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀ --❮ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ ❯-- └┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┘

ㅤㅤ𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⃠ 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦. 𖥠 #marvelrp #dcrp

all that cake on her, god. #wagonwednesday

❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 . . . ❞

// gremlin. char. give me the foggy/marci ship i deserve. i BEG of you. 😭😭😭

// WIFE

🖤🖤🖤

land of the free, home of the brave.

backshots? backshots.

there. now was that so hard?

you’ve already mentioned it so you might as well say it.

no, go ahead and say what you were about to say.

charlie. everything i do is for content.

yes. yes i did.

just ignore it and you’ll be fine.

don’t think too hard about it.

who else hates mondays?

[speaking of looking incredible.]

[good to know, good to know.]

[of course she does. she wouldn’t have shared it otherwise.]

[in what way is she tempting?]

[hmm. those are all good ways, yes. none of them are better than seductive though.]

[is there another way he would put it?]

ᗢ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 "𝐀 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝." 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅 ᗢ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 || ❤︎ & ↻

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐈 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐈𝐈 || ❤︎ & ↻