I'd be grateful if someone could write a parody called "Cheney is Dead" to the tune of "Lady in Red"

Can we all agree that instead of posting screenshots of the Telegraph and whatever mental arsegravy Allister Heath has shat over the Internet, we all just repost this forever more

Also, whilst I'm here, if you're British, the 26th letter of the alphabet is pronounced Zed. So if you're British, the holders of those stupid moustaches aren't called fucking Gen Zee then are they?

Dear Gen Z, moustaches are fucking stupid. Please stop. Thanks.

Orange reddish brown flush over greenish yellow with purplish brown stripes

The chap on the left once defended marriage between siblings in a live interview on GB News. By all accounts it was too much even for GB News viewers.

Hey so just so you know, when the president of South Korea tried this they stormed the government building and impeached him.

Absolute firestorm of an article on the Riyadh Comedy Festival sellouts by @ladyhaja.bsky.social. One of the best articles I've read this year. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

If Badenoch had done an English degree, it might help her understand better whether she's been quoted out of context or not

If these are the password requirements, then the password will end up written down, and therefore insecure.

To be fair, it's Gavin's fault for having the same name as Gavin.

Hi everyone, can we all just agree please that "baked cookie dough" is a FUCKING COOKIE thanks for listening to my TED talk

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

Sick and tired of these pricks ruining life for those in Manchester. The Jewish community there is a beautiful thing, they do no harm and make the area better. My thoughts to all those affected. You are loved. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

I realise the audience for this would just be "me, and also maybe other foreigners" but I would love to read something on why Brits, who are happy to live in a country where their every movement outside is filmed by CCTV, hate the idea of having ID cards, something plenty of countries happily have

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I'm sharing with you this photo of some grimy bastard's toenails left on the floor of my train. Note the big toenail which is at least 2cm across They are also clipped, which implies premeditation, and must be worth at least another two years in prison.

Robert Redford? More like Robert DEADford amirite

Keep thinking of arguments for why it would be completely insane to dump a prime minister with a huge majority just 14 months in, and also about how if he's not going to say a single word in opposition to the kind of shit we saw today then I no longer feel convinced by any of those arguments.

Oh Mandy Well you went and you chummed up with Trump's team But now I've sent you away Because Mandy Well, it turns out you defended Epstein And that's just not okay Oh Mandy

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Oh no wait did a bigot die oh no how tragic

A question I've often asked myself.

Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?

I accidentally double bagged my tea ah well twice the caffeine never mind

Bluesky in one image

Is the plural Scooby Doos or Scoobies Doo?

I still can't get over that phobes are claiming a woman openly saying racist slurs at a tribunal made a media circus by THEIR interest & promotion of it, paid for by mystery money (lol, we all know who) is a 'witch hunt'. She wasn't tricked! It's not heresay! She stood up there & said the P Slur!

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

This Spain side is so good, and especially Caldentey. I love a player with bite.

Is Michelle Agyemang English? Is Ian Wright English? Yes they're fucking English. The loser racists can all fuck off.

I'm sorry but come on now

Oh no, the train conductor has decided to use the PA system to give a fucking tour guide spiel about the places we're passing. Why, man, whyyyyy

Look Sweden I'm not being funny or owt but there's a reason your keeper is kept away from the scoring end

No stone-throwing for this guy

So, to be clear: trans women have been using these facilities without a problem and the membership have voted to have them there. But a group of zealots are now going to launch a legal challenge to force them to discriminate. www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...

... Okay

Sorry, please can we talk about all these journalist and marketing dipshits using the abbreviation "sando"? No one has ever called it a sando before. "Sarnie", yes. "Buttie", absolutely. "Sando"? Go fuck yourself.

We're worsening climate change for this

I'm very British. My wife calls me part viking. I have long legs and can climb hills easily. I enjoy snow and cold. I am unbothered by rain. I wasn't built for 35C with this stupid fucking humidity.

Thought similarly to myself on the train this morning. Bluesky is nonsense, twitter is nonsense, and nothing of importance happens.

Badenoch says she believes bats are the cause of 'most of the world's problems'

This ancient Roman statue, in the Niobe room in the Uffizi Gallery, Florence, is one of 13 telling the story of how the God's sent Apollo and Artemis to murder Niobe's children due to her hubris. But it takes on a new meaning since the release of Saturday Night Fever in 1977.

Scottish teams have currently won the European Cup as many times as French teams. But only for the next 30 minutes.

Man Utd are just total dogshit. Worst I've seen them in the 35 years I've supported them. We didn't deserve to win anything.

Can I just say that the whole "wrong answers only" thing makes me want to tear my skin off. I hate it.

Last year my wife had breast cancer and a double mastectomy. This morning, for the first time ever, she was challenged in the changing rooms at the swimming pool. Her breasts were not what make her a woman - but, breasts or not, she is entitled to dignity and protection from vigilantes.

I literally forwarded this article to my colleagues as an example of Peak Guardian