8-3 in Ultrakill is so insane it makes me sick what the fuck how do you even DO THAT in a video game

once more blorp funded another beautiful piece of the blowjob brothers, this time on a fun lil beach trip,,, I've got such brainrot for these two its unreal

Mika helps loyal customers reach their ideal weight with her own ways of motivation... paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3

comm for @blorpus.bsky.social

on that note wa-pow, new art of The Blowjob Bros, together at last,,,much love to @blorpus.bsky.social for comming this from me and to @jevilsimp.bsky.social for workshopping their zoomer-ass dialogue fjdbdshjc

Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social Sona X @chillday.bsky.social Sona (CW: Blob size Femboys getting Milked)

another one for u, this time of Brief,,,im becoming enamored with these homos fr hes so CUTE absolutely gonna draw polyester next,,,

Here's a commission for @blorpus.bsky.social, I DO, in fact, enjoy hyper and I'm surprised it took a comm for me to finally throw some down on the table.

Based on my experience Monday night with getting buy one get one at Five Guys

I gotta say, having artists take money for a comm up front and then they just kinda disappear is so fucking frustrating. I've had multiple artists who I pay, and then I get no updates from for over a month, or more. And then I have to reach out and ask for the thing I paid for -

my friend paid me to draw the pinkhaired bratty twink from panty & stocking and,,,shit yall hes cute i dont NEED another pinkhaired prettyboy in my crush list nooooooo

Someone has to rip it away from me, I'm fucking begging. I do it every time.

One of the better genz brothers

You had to be a [BIG SHOT] did ya? Had to open up your mouth?

Another za/gre/us comm for @blorpus.bsky.social thanks again for the comm!

Oscar's interview 🎙️🖼️

Fionna's REALLY gotta lay off that Slurp Juice. It's not good for ya. It'll go right to your everything!

More BIGGG Blorpdog from @feelinggirthy.bsky.social! Anyone mind giving him a hand?~

Bam, here's the new sheet.

Oh, another big Blorpdog from @hoghorror.bsky.social i forgor to post!

I take this situation seriously.

yeah

Alright who ordered the cow sized bunny fatty 🥩🥛

pony struggle (comm)

Another blob face comm of z/agr/eus overstuffed with nectar for @blorpus.bsky.social

Oh I don't think I ever posted this BIG Max I got from @feelingdrowzy.bsky.social!!

If you see this, post a rabbit!

token (comm) for @blorpus.bsky.social

oh my god miss piggy is bouncing on it live on stage

lois griffin got that disease 🍑✨

it's fucking breach cutter thursday

An absolute PEAK doorbreaker Blorp from @candlescrackshack.bsky.social. Im going actually insane

colored sketch comm for @blorpus.bsky.social

There's a cool new side mode in TOTK where you completely abandon the main quest and play with Link's ginormous tits all day, coming soon to YOUR Switch.

ain’t gonna be dashing anywhere soon

Flatcolor comm for @blorpus.bsky.social

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Some mega Max from @boxdingle.bsky.social

The true mettle of a wizard isn't measured by the potency of his potions or how ancient his tomes are, but by his eagerness to turn travellers into cow boys. (comm for @blorpus.bsky.social)

DELTARUNE SPOILERS DELTARUNE SPOILERS LOOKOUT LOOKOUT BUT IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS

sun and moon

KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.

@6read.bsky.social I do hate to ask like this, but do you have comms open at all?

"We don't have anything to talk about anymore. Every combination of words has been played out. The atoms don't form us anymore."