Happy Birthday to my Fiance, the love of my life @mistaketheory.bsky.social !!!! Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you!!!

@thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social's mother: "my son's not gay, he loves women!" the women:

Me and @thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social in just over a week for his birthday night. 💃✨

If Kenya Moore doesn't have any haters in the world then I'm dead!!!!

Me: I don’t know why I find the husband so attractive. @adamt-k88.bsky.social : he looks like a douchey daddy from a porno. Me: Nailed it. 🙈

I had no idea

He's trying.

Jamal Sims is the Straight version of RuPaul Charles!!!!

Becoming an Octavia E. Butler fan feels so right! #scifi #sciencefiction #books

Divergent Series = Republican Hunger Games Series = Democrat No, I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

Josh made me homemade fried chicken and Mac and cheese 🥺🥺

Little girl getting comfy! #dogdad #bitch

Four: "My parents locked me in a closet as punishment and left me there for days" Tris: "Ha, my mom kept our Christmas jackets in the closet." #divergent

Zara Larsson bound!

Ask to use the Gay of Hormuz instead

Fucked it up at brunch today. I got the pancakes and @thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social got the steak.

And you WILL listen to every word!!!

I don't think turtles understand that "doing a line" involves cocaine....

War crimes happened here

Out to dinner @thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

We had such a good time rewatching this last night! Even Josh was into it and he didn't know about any of this before last night. Kind of had the same vibe as rewatching a really good season of a reality show.

Another fallen soldier

Out enjoying the one day of good weather we're having here with @thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social ♥️

Top Bottom Vers Side

*Clear Throat" FUCK THE USA MENS HOCKEY TEAM! Thank you that will be all.

Why does my cat do this to my dog whenever we come back from a walk? #riri #jasmine #catdog

Not Vampire Diaries having a conversion therapy scene except it about vampirism

THAT'S MY MAN!!!

I think one of these would heal me.

My baby girl, Jasmine, is getting older. These pics are 7 years apart. 🥹🥹🥹

I think Discord Addams might be my new favorite queen!! #RuPaulsDragRace

Dammit! I'm an audiobook girlie now... #libby

@thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social is playing Bloodborne while I'm working, and all I'm hearing from the other room are successively more exasperated sighs and "fucks". 😂

Bonnie's always been that bitch and no one can tell me different!

Goofy voice: "I'm batman!"

All the weird angles of Stephon on this cliff in #VampireDiaries

After saying we weren't doing gifts, I wake up to this! Love you @mistaketheory.bsky.social!!! Can't wait for the rest of our lives!!!

Our cats are spoiled motherfuckers

The gamers aren't on @thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social's level. Gaming on the Switch and an idle game on his phone at the same time!

@thepeoplesprincess.bsky.social's parents sent us these jerseys for Christmas. Needless to say everyone were very excited about Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸

Jasmine's first time in her new snow gear. Had to take the shoes off after 5 minutes but she's still getting used to them. @mistaketheory.bsky.social

Finally watching Vampire Diaries for the first time and I am living for this witchy bitch!!!

Not RuPaul putting Darlene in the bottom and then stealing elements of her outfit for the next week runway.

Me to entomologists:

Date night in Springfield, Ohio. Dinner and then watching our friends band play, #scuzzywayne

The cat tree you ordered vs the cat tree they tell you not to worry about...

Cooked up some #gumbo with @mistaketheory.bsky.social on this snowy evening! #louisiana #gay #snowstorm #gaychef

It just looks so cunt

First time making a #DutchBaby. Made too much batter but it still turned out well. Topped with a lemon, cream cheese icing. #snowstormcooking #gay

Beginning of winter storm here in Columbus, Ohio. Staying toasty with some Moscato and @mistaketheory.bsky.social