If I was exactly 2.5 degrees tackier than I actually am, but still filled with Wolverine Feelings, I’d be in terrible danger of admiring this horror.

I love this, but I also want a movie where the FMC took a job in a small town at the Local Niche Industry, but goes home to the Big City she’s from, and rediscovers the joys of a decent Vietnamese restaurant, live theatre, and falling in love with someone who doesn’t give you shit about high school.

Not to take a bad-faith question seriously, but…. Where is Person A’s hometown? If it’s say, in Northern California, I have excellent news about YIMBYism. But 2/3 of these fake people would benefit from cheap housing while they try and sort themselves out.

On one hand, I wouldn’t be shocked if microplastics were less dangerous than feared. OTOH, I don’t want “soil or minerals” unlabeled and in the food supply.

In all fairness, the question being debated is kinda… insane, from the perspective of most religious people? Faith isn’t (or at least shouldn’t be) about what your country “needs,” it’s personal.

Also, and I cannot state this enough, the idea that making art is synonymous with posting your art on public internet platforms is deeply, deeply stupid.

nostalgia becomes reactionary when it takes on a sense of entitlement: this was taken from me, and I want it back. But you can never get it back! It's like there is a very weird self-infantalization happening, everyone wants to go back to being a child and it's awful

I agree heartily with the overall sentiment, but actually… yes, I would have. The El Salvador thing was just another example of that guy having a THING about constituent service.It’s less obvious if you were never his constituen, but iykyk

The turkey debate was one thing, but this poor man has never had a pecan pie! 🥧

This is the answer. Admittedly, a lot of people don’t properly season the turkey (brining gang!), but like, turkey sandwiches are popular year round for a reason. It’s just that most people don’t cook 12lbs of poultry regularly.

The “extracurricular“ game is given away by one massive, glaring omission: somehow, paid employment doesn’t seem to “count“ as an extracurricular, and there’s literally no reason besides classism for it.

regarding AC as a decadent, climate-irresponsible indulgence and regarding home heating as an essential necessity is unironically eurocentrism considering that one is objectively more emissions heavy than the other.

If you’re one of those people who fetishizes “paleo/primal” whatever, it’s hard to reconcile that with the idea that agriculture was immediately, aggressively taken up pretty much as quickly as people could beat plowshares.

If you ever said JGL’s character in 500 Days of Summer was OBVIOUSLY in the wrong, you’re hereby forbidden to act like “performative men” are a real thing.

One of the underrated comedies of the NYC race is that, if you showed a person who othe knew nothing about it a photo of the three major candidates, and said “Watch out—one of these men is a communist!“ they’d probably think it was Sliwa.

Ooh! Ooh! It’s time for my favorite Harry Potter complaint! Given that Chamber of Secrets is canonically in the mid-90s, and Voldemort was in school 50 years earlier—he was raised in a London orphanage IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLITZ! And was sent back every summer! Despite his pleas! Explains a LOT!

This is 100% consistent with my own personal experience.

*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* hey bro you should charge your milk

Too early to say, blah blah, but my social experience on three apps in 24 hours: 🐦: racial slurs because I said it’s okay to move if you want to 🔵: friendly welcome messages, also puns 📸: I won a necklace and saw a dog dressed like Oscar the Grouch Bluesky in a respectable second!

Well, I succumbed! Hi everyone 🥰