Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Should have listened to Luda. Can't turn a hoe in to h....

I literally disnt deserve ANY of this bullshit you selfish motherfucker.

Don't let me fucking stop you. Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.

Look what I did!

I'm the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar

Shaming my husband @christophersauer.com for saying he would give me a message (I just want to be able to turn my head) and he didn't. 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

"Pookie funny as hell" - Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)

I'm having a real is the money worth the misery like... past 8 months. My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.

Bitches be tired. It's me. I'm bitches.

What I said? 🤣

@christophersauer.com just married me so he could say this about me all the time (you can hear it)

So getting married last night was a good idea

Vegas looks good on us @christophersauer.com

Literally FUCK BRAND NEW and FUCK JESSE LACY. Ok thanks.

Did y'all know that if you combine the first letter of "Fuck" and the word "Elon", it becomes the word "Felon"?

Please vote for Mounty McSummitFace www.linkedin.com/posts/mile-h...

Storytime y'all - so yesterday, Scout, age 2, went up to @sourblonde.bsky.social with a strawberry and said "mom, open your mouth and say ah" - I never ever expected that to happen

DO YALL KNOW THERES A NEW PARX SONG?! open.spotify.com/track/2BI2Ou...

My blue and green they turn to red

So Scout threw up all over her mom today - everyone please send thoughts and prayers to @sourblonde.bsky.social.

My head just hurts. All the time.

Like literally, name an another bitch who A MONTH IN has a QA of 100%. Name another bitch who didn't even know there was a competition going on, AND IS ALREADY FUCKING NUMBER 1. By nearly 30. There's only a difference of 2 between #2 and #3. I'm fucking amazing. Fuck you for not seeing it.

I'm so tired of being professionally knocked down. In Louisiana, it was impossible because opportunities are trash. Yall. I had made it. I did it. I fucking left being 100% "support" I'm fucking smart, I work fucking hard, And I hope to god you motherfuckers feel day I fucking leave.

Please tho?

Ayo I'm starting to work on this #tableau certification. Where's the tableau #salesforce gurus at? @christophersauer.com

#BackWithTheEx #MistakesWereMade

Can't give irl's the Bluesky. It's just like twitter. They don't need to know

I went through F I V E interviews for one job. Just one. I hope I get it 😭

WHATTUP BITCHES. It's been a hot minute

Having a relatively deep conversation about SQL, Tableau, and Data Cloud with my girlfriend and I really don't know who the hell we are anymore - we used to just bond over 3OH!3 back in the day and now she live up here

I did it!!! 🥳

LMAO @sourblonde.bsky.social had Bluey and then the composer of Bluey as two of her top 5 artists - the song Dance Mode was number 12

ITS TIIIIMMMEEEEEEEEE

Don't date boys yall.

Me every second of my existence

Anddd we can take it back now 😞

Tableau charts stress me tf out

What if I just.... requested it off all at once? Just 3 straight weeks. Nope tf out.

Except one of us has a degree and the other owes $13k and about 17 credit hours left...

I mean... I was 8 and gullible 🙃

Waterparks?! Waterparks?! Waterparks?!

I just need a psychic to find me again and tell me that they NEED to tell me everything is going to be alright. Which won't happen cause I don't leave my houseeeee

For some one who has never seen any thing Dan and Phil in her life, they sure do pop up on my feed a lot.

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

Oh please. Don't ask me how I've been. Don't make me play pretend. Oh no. Oh whats the use?

Happy Tuesday, BlueSky.