im so happy to be getting the fuck out this bitch ass country tomorrow - tbh i hope the ship capsizes somewhere between new orleans and cozumel, or even between cozumel and progreso - i ain’t trying to see none of you motherfuckers again

shout out to the dead homies man every single one of them showed love, all the love to cheyenne adrienne and alex

aye shout out to my client for keeping it real as fuck about his situation getting fucked up but still caring enough to try finding workarounds to get this good ass behavior therapy

mf posting a picture on facebook talkin bout homeboy is okay well those steaks you posted sure as fuck ain’t you burnt the fuck out of those what kind of well done bitch ass sacrilege are we doing over here smh

boxer lobster boxers feel like they’re warm butter on your schwanz

feeling shell shocked like a mf today

lebron coming back for season 24 is insane - i don’t think he’s ever averaged less than 20 per game either - let’s all take a brief second to appreciate what tf we are seeing and keep it moving

fuck gettin paid i’m on people head like toupees

i’m high as fuck and you’re high as fuck so we’re parasailing

“life is crap so shoot the dice” - schoolboy q

someone gotta stick a fork in this network, and not talking about github

i always love when i made this beat because it leaves you wanting more, just like a nympho should - soundcloud.com/skibidisigma...

the cam boozer story is also fire i love the nba storylines these days they seem to be so much richer than a generation ago - but also carlos boozer was a bad motherfucker

oh man AJ Dybantsa about to be just fine that young man is well rounded for sure and i hope that dude accomplishes everything both with his career and his education

Shout out to the post work poop man we take shit all day at work and then we take one when we get home

oh yeah cure for paranoia goes hard as fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC-X...

oh man youtube is on fire with the recommendations this morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEM...

oh mfs wildin out right next to the dispensary that’s fucking craaaaaazy kdvr.com/news/local/a...

oh this shit is fucked up forreal RIP man i listened to like four tay keith songs during lunch today idk who’s gonna be there to fuck these friends up anymore www.tmz.com/2026/06/18/t...

These mfs could have hired me and they’re like “nah let’s grab Benioff pawns”

just kept it real as fuck with the 10 year old and she picked up what i was putting down fuck yeah

back to the beats brb

I made two beats last night - here is the second one. soundcloud.com/skibidisigma...

i got one with this one soundcloud.com/skibidisigma...

my daughter made the wise decision from switching from the new young spongebob thing to the og spongebob and i feel like her life is going to be better for it.

dude im gonna sample THE FUCK out of tiny tim for my next beat

i stuck my foot all the way in my mouth to a lifelong new yorker tonight smfh

it’s still fuck new york there’s not a team on the east coast that i willingly root for unless you count charlotte but that’s the south

yall heard mahomes just signed for a half billion?

dude said “he’s out here foulin” about jose alvarado lmfao

jose alvarado is proving why his ass was suck on the pelicans for years lol

wemby and them are truly beating the dogshit out of the knicks right now i very much hope the away team wins all 7 games.

i be spitting on cop cars in front of my kids 100% of the time when we walk by them (there’s one in our apartment complex) and that’s the energy i hope they pick up on. but also, why is piggy living in an apartment??? that work not paying that nice huh

oh victor wembanyama really trying to buy real estate in mitchell robinson head - im with it

once again, to quote the great project pat, half you fools get high before a drive by

“we’ve got the biggest balls in the universe” - scout (age 4)

Good stuff Wolfpack!!

cops are pigs, that is all.

“we’ve got the biggest balls in the universe” - scout (age 4)

i think ernie and the commish got the same stylist they looked at each other like a couple of white ass spidermans just now

oh they really said looking at chuck’s street meat is making their eyes burn that’s fucking craaaaaaaazy right in front of the commissioner

my dad didn’t do much for me in life but i sure love that motherfucker for making me appreciate my full name

our project guy at work is named pat - he calls himself project pat - i damn near fell out because it’s like a 40 something white dude who doesn’t look at all like he listens to project pat

for ohtani to have a 0.74 ERA two months into the season is nuts

i knew the difference in experience would play well for the knicks but idk if i way overrated wemby (i didn’t) or if wemby is just shitting the bed (he very much is) - it’s just odd how much better villanova is playing

idk where shaq would be in his post-career career without barkley - every superhero needs to have an odd storyline with a nemesis but like barkley is a real one and he knows the impact of letting people walk on him for humor…that makes chuck nearly infallible as a person

the mandem celebrate eid, the trap still runnin on christmas day

this is probably my favorite song to share with folks each pride month www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuJ...

wait kat just showed some real ass leadership during that tv timeout good for him man that was cool as fuck to see