Not gonna lie the iPhone 17 is fucking sick wifey mentioned I’m always two or three models behind and the trade in was still perfect on the 14 Pro so being current gen is kind of tight

lol dunking on butterskotch a few weeks ago was easy af i really don’t like her as a person

you forgot to say please

three injuries in the last three minutes - they should just turn this to a fucking ufc event

imagine having an emu on the fucking payroll

mcdonalds put vitamin c back on their commercials for the first time since like 2000 and i really really dug it that brought back some deep ass memories

I have scheduled talks with Tehran to put an end to their hostilities with bluesky. Open the Fuckin' images, you crazy bastards, or youll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH. Praise be to Allah. Cmonmacques

kobe made being a girl dad cool to a whole lot of people

Straggler Cicadas To Appear https://theonion.com/straggler-cicadas-to-appear/

@evelyn.fyi runs a smooth demo y’all

if anyone wants a free copy of my crm software tentatively titled failsource just lmk

this crm i’m building is kind of fun to combine all my ideas and vibe code them into something i ultimately own my own data on. went from 1.0.0 to 3.3.9 in like three days

so i think for the nuggets to actually win the series that they need to start covering white donte rather than leaving him wide tf open

Massive shoutout to John Chorizo, the inventor of chorizo

Him: What would be your dream job Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch Him: Oh come off it there's no such job Me:

tim hardaway is bringing ALL of the energy right now i love this

420 blaze it

bruce brown is the perfect role player for a basketball team a lot of people should be glad he’s not three inches taller

nuggets in fo’

lmfaoooooo yessssssss

IMMEDIATELY ADDING TO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children https://theonion.com/lebron-clarifies-which-teammates-are-are-not-his-children/

the organ player at MSG is goated on god basically the only new york jams i haven’t heard yet are from nas and those wouldn’t play great in an arena the way wu tang would

man fuck tim cook im glad that mf is gone bring back the ghost of steve jobs on some real player shit

Nice juncture, dipshit

the giannis antetokounmpo commercial where he’s a greek warrior talking to the minions is a quality mashup of pop culture

Is this John PornHub?

sad to see mr. Google Reddit XVideos besmirched like this

its john brazzers oh my god

shout out to the nuggets for remembering the columbine massacre - even though it’s been 27 years doesn’t mean it still doesn’t impact people, and as someone who spent many years in littleton, co, there’s a couple ties that hit close to home.

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Remembering all those impacted 💛

Denver friends: come celebrate the launch of the cookbook, see how you can expand on the cookbook to build a personal developer portfolio, and enjoy some ciders and charcuterie with us on April 29th!

when people talk about sticktoitiveness some people really go above and beyond

oh this series is screaming wemby and them in 5

so, like, do mfs stretch again in the middle of the 14th?

Disappearing from the timeline like

ice spice beat someone trying to fight in a mcdonalds and then said this wouldn’t happen at wendys lmfao

OKC trying to mercy rule these fools at halftime of a playoff game

Ballmer donating 80 mil to NPR and another 30 to Kawhi like

collin gillespie is a very caucasian name i think a mf named that went to my high school

mf aint got a full time job grinding hard for 2.5 years in the industry and still gotta pretend i’m cool with mfs

i don’t see OKC-PHX going more than 5. Lakers in fo’.

Dillon Brooks just be punching mfs in the nose

idk why anyone is beefing with the pope that man is from the southside of chicago that fool probably has o block on the heavenly payroll

what is catholocism?

Adem Bona is a basketball player but also what happens when I wake up each morning