yo i think i dropped my airpod somewhere on the timeline if one of yall see it can you holler at a pimp?!? thank you.

i will say that @utkan.com is one of my favorite salesforce mvps, michael kolodner is another one, and piyusha pilania is one.

something honest regarding salesforce mvps...some of them are quite helpful, some are abrasive af, some are very unworthy of the distinction.

just got done nominating evelyn for salesforce mvp who wants next i got you

i feel like they need a new rule or something "don't flash your privates on social media because nobody wants to see that shit"

welp if evelyn doesn't want my mvp nomination @brendaglasser.bsky.social it is

i may or may not be nominating @evelyn.fyi for salesforce mvp because i want to see them win it.

look at the proper revolutionaries - civility isn't always bloodless.

don't forget that the second amendment allows you to keep that yopper on you.

wifey bout to drag my ass to the gym but i havent eaten lunch yet i need to do something about my appetite smh

Literally every word out of Marc Benioff’s mouth makes me feel this way

i park the car in the garage and go in and come back the next morning, the rims are still spinning www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvzx...

the great american philosopher marshall mathers once said "all this conflict makes my dick as hard as arithmetic", and i thought to myself, "wow, that rhymes"

what i love about helping lead a team is that my opinion doesn't matter as much as the consensus, unless the consensus is being entirely counterproductive.

You were ’in a fugue state’? okay. I don’t get what Bach has to do with this, but sure, fine,

big blue is tripping though, let me not understate this.

yall gotta realize how much i dont fuck with corporate politics - do what you need to in life i guess but a lot of folks out here with no backbone outside of what their boss tells them. and that's foolish. and short-sighted.

this is why i stopped going to steubenville youth conferences

people had some jokes today - first one was big blue co-opting our project statement verbatim. the second one was this outsider trying to run our shit just because we allowed them in....it's supposed to be a community effort g

don't love the crm self-adulation today.

Smells like Greeley outside what the fuck

Calling the analytics people “our little data perverts” has easily stuck, is not liked by our little data perverts

fuck the state of colorado for putting a registration hold back on my vehicle because i can't make one month of a payment plan.

Corporate MLK posts feel so hollow, like actually do something to help the situation in the world besides post about it once per year

Why did I read this as somebody got a couple of degrees and fuckin raged 14 years ago, yet to wake up

Daniel Radcliffe AND Tracy Morgan on the same show?!? Don't mind if I do, that's a wild combo

Puka was a dog for pancaking two guys with the same block

made my family homeless at one point - 100% agree with this

Caleb Williams shouted out his ma in the player intros that's what's up fr

I would have defeat Alexander the chump ass in individual combat by extending my arm and placing it on his forehead while he swung wildly, at least a foot from landing anything, until he tired

this kind of feels like rick and morty where rick went fucking with time and fractured it into 64 pieces and had to sync them all and keegan michael key wanted to end everybody

manifesting a broken ankle on bo nix is crazy as fuck i don't know which one of y'all screwed with a voodoo doll but thanks a fucking lot

Well damn Rashid Shaheed

just don't make it a one score game.

ON TO THE NEXT.

do i really need to go find a post from september?

BET AGAINST US MOTHERFUCKERS...LET A FUCKING NAYSAYER KNOW

LET'S GET 6 THIS TIME OKAY

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONITTOOOOOOOOO

That Nik Bonitto strip was such a massive play

BIG NUTZ LUTZ

BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN YOU BEEZY

HOLY SHIT SINGLETON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

really need our defense to pull their heads out their asses - offense too for that matter - like we have played one full football game all year just put all the shit together when it matters damn really shows the inexperience

idk who 42 on the bills is but giving both himself and our guy a concussion the opening kickoff is a bitch move and i hope the broncos defense makes them pay for that.

LETS FUCKIN GO DONKEYS

bro i love peyton manning AND his big ass forehead

kirk cousins as football commentator is fascinating - he should definitely have a top ten segment called YOU LIKE THAT!!!!??!!!!!!!!

tbh im still mad at the broncos for not drafting josh allen but that doesn't mean he cant get beat tf down today