i don’t wanna go to work i wanna play pokemonnnnn

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WORLD IS A WATER SPOUT

Report if you like Pokemon OR you want a forehead kiss I'm trying to see something

i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering

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btw for everyone joining bsky today but worried about trying to find their friends from back on twitter: ✨ sky follower bridge ✨ is an extension on chrome and firefox that lets you sort through your following on twitter to see if any of them have associated bsky accounts

more like elon muck, because he's dragging his website into the uh, into the mud. or i mean, you know, he's bringing it, like he's dragging it into the muck. because of all the stuff he's been doing, he's been taking the site into the mud. or the muck i mean. like if you just replace musk with muck

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